catincanada
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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2075719, Profile Updated: 10-30-12
Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Update: October 30, 2012

Completed works:

First Moments
Musings

Works in progress:

HOW TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH DECEPTICONS

NOTEHOW TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH HOW TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH DECEPTICONS
is not discontinued I just have had some difficulties geting the time and motivation to update it on a regular basis. I will still be updating it though it will still be sporadic.

Thank you to all my readers, followers/alerters, reviewers, and favorite-ers If it wasn't for you I'd have no reason to write (after all, what good would it be to write if it was never read? That'd be like putting a candle under a basket/bucket wouldn't it?) So thank you all for reading, following, reviewing, and favoriting my works.

Add on note: Still haven't got around to transfering my other account's works onto this account. There aill be a poll up as soon as I can figure out how to make one on whether I should transfer my discontuned story to this account when I transfer the completed ones from there to here, or if I should only transfer the finished works and ignore the discontinued one. Feel free in the meantime to message me your opinion if you want to on te matter, but even if you do, please vote on it once I figure out how how to post a poll and put one up (as I will take the poll results as official and messages only as potential indicatiors of poll results in the way a angus reid poll is an indicator of election results not the actual result). Sopeaking of polls if your reading, and have made a poll before, let me know how its done please.


IMPORTANT UPDATE: JUNE 11, 2012

Name revision : Cat-in-Canada (catincanada)

(formerly known as: anonybot)

Please still call me anonybot if you want or if I have been catincanada to you on my other old account please continue to consider me catincanada.

I changed my name because on everything else so far I am known by catincanada or variants of that name and I am planning on condensing my other cat in canada account here into this one (I may if possible eventually delete the other one once everything is moved to this account from it. The other account I plan to transfer from was known as catincanda before and is now known as original catincanada account).

PLEASE DO NOT USE MY CAT IN CANADA NAME ANYWHERE (In any variation). IT IS MINE. I HAVE BEEN USING IT SINCE THE 1990s (music fan hotline call in name, then as an online name).

I have used catincanada on my other account before this, I changed that account name to original catinbcanada account and am now using it on this account because I plan to condense all my stuff onto this one.

(I have no fear of deletion since currently all my stuff here is T, I'm condensing it for easier access for you my readers so you can find all my stuff posted in the same placerather then some here some there in case you were thinking it has anything to do with the ratings crack down it doesn't)

As of June 11, 2012 I am planning on condensing both my accounts and the stories on them into just this one account. Hence the name change.

There isn't much on the other account (nor on this yet to be honest), and for ease of access I have decided to transfer my catincanada stuff to this account when I can get time to (at my earliest convenience) so keep an eye out for older stories to move to this profile (they were originally on a separate accoumnt because I wanted to keep my fanfiction areas of interest separated with only transformers stories in 1 account, Darkwing Duck in another and so on. I changed my mind now and want to put them all on 1 account and intend to do so (since it will make it easier for any who want to to browse all my works if they are all in one place).

I plan to use this account exclusively because I haven't actually been on that other account in longer then a year since I got writers block on a story there in Darkwing Duck and then lost interest in it once I realized just how Mary Sue the story had gone. In fact my last post on the other account was in 2009 (and it was on that story). I don't know if I will continue the mary sue darkwing duck story or not but I also plan to transfer it to this account to along with the other 2 stories. This update is just to let any of you perusing my profile to know what's going on.

I expect I won't condense the 2 accounts for at least a couple weeks possibly another month but I am posting this intent to condense in adavance. The reason for the delay in condensing is I plan to author not the move on my other account too so anyone who reviewed who's still on here will be forewarned of the stories impending move (which will delete their reveiws unfortunately).

I do plan to try to copy the reviews in advance and possibly post them on the bottom of the old chapters so that they aren't lost forever but it will take time to get everything ready for the move since I do want to allow those reviewers to know the story is being moved

After all, I know how I'd feel if I had loved a story faved it or reviewed it and it suddenly disappeared without warning. I'd be upset (especially if it was the author and not fanfiction deleted it), so I plan to try and save their old reveiws when I transfer as authors notes if possible

So if you reviewed those stories on my old Darkwing Duck only story account, don't worry I plan to find a way to save your reviews when I transfer the stories here to this account.


JANUARY 11, 2012


I HEREBY FORMALLY STATE, THAT I HATE PLAGIARISM OF MY WORK AND WILL REPORT IT. IF YOU WISH TO USE MY IDEAS OR CONTENT YOU MUST ASK ME AND YOU MUST CREDIT ME FOR MY WORK AND IF COPYING MY WORK VERBOTTEM OR WITH ONLY MINOR CHANGES SUCH AS NAMES YOU MUST MAKE AN AUTHORS NOTE STATING WHICH PARTS ARE COPIED FROM MY WORK. PLIAGERIZED WORKS WILL BE REPORTED. PLIAGERIZING IS ILLEGAL
, and besides which, how would you like it if someone else tried to take credit for someting you did?

This announcement is being made neccessary due to the fact that someone has attempted to pliagerize my work.

With that said, if you ask me and give me credit where credit is due and do NOT copy me verbotten I may let you do a jump off story (but ask and let me approve the content before you post it so that I know about it and can be sure it's not something I'd be ashamed to see linked to myself like content so explit it could get you banned for example I won't approve that even if you ask, ask anyways if you want to jump off from anything I write, never know I may say yes)

Basically, no asky = no writey my stuff. Asky = wait for premission. (not being juvenile, being safe sinvce I did get plaigerized once already)

Profile updated January 11, 2012

Real Name: See Nickname

Nickname: Cat (short from my real name and I prefer it to my real one)

Age: Old enough to know better (as they say)

Weight: havent weighed myself in ages so... ?

Height: ?

Hair colour: Whatever I want it to be

Occupation: Bakery/Stock person Walmart. The Funny thing is, when I worked my other job I never loved it, and when I used to tell my mom I wanted to quit and that I didn't like my job wanted differen,t she always said "no one likes their job you just gotta do it" BUT... Guess what? She was wrong. I love my job right now! Go figure.

Likes: Gardening, Music, Reading etc

Fave Music: Hmm thats a hard one, I like almost every kind of music there is though I don't like steel drum or dixieland. I can say my fave genres are heavy metal, the stuff on the Psychopathic Records label, 50's music, and 80's music, but since I like pretty near everything those preferences are NOT exclusive. Heavy metal genre wise I lean towards symphonic metal, progressive metal, and black metal (no I'm not a Satanist I just love the musical compositions, how they put their chord sequences together and the musical keys and scales they play in). Also recently discovered some way cool classical music by Tomoso Albinoni after I heard on youtube his adagio in G minor.

Dislikes: Pliagarism, Rude people, people who cut you off just to turn in front of you, people who cut into your lane in front of you without signalling. Also: People who blame things on other stuff (like recently in the news saying someone suicided because of someone picking opn them- I HATE that. medical science has proven depression is caused by chemical imbalances like lack of serotonin NOT by being picked on. If bullying was the cause I'd have died long ago back in my school days. Seriously. Bullying causing it is BS.) Also dislike strongly misinformation and lies.

Hobbies: Writing, Gardening, reading, music, drawing.

Found the following on starsbright's profile where it said "If you could read that put it in your profile!"soo... :

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

so... thanks starsbright I found that really neat too so I put it up here like you suggested on your profile page :)

Saw on Ratchet'sappentice's profile it said to put it on pass it on In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost
and then they said:
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

so I'll pass it on anyhow, just because its not crap its actually pretty good though sad, not because I care what anyone thinks bout me (see poem below)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Also saw these questions and thought what the heck why not answer em...

Questions that may be asked in a Transformers fanfiction questionnaire.

Q1: Which is your favourite faction?
A: Decepticons

Q2: Who is your favourite Decepticon?
A: Starscream

Q3: Who is your favourite Autobot?
A: Ratchet (didn't really ever have a fave autobot to be honest but the fact he's a dr makes him cool so that's why I picked him for this answer)

Q4: What would you do if you met your favourite Decepticon/Autobot?
A: probably ask to work with/for them/their faction.

Q5: What would you do if a Decepticon attacked you?
A: Run like hell but probably die because they're way fierce warriors with mega powerful weapons and I wouldn't stand a chance agaiinst em (wouldn't stand a chance against an autopbot either- same reasons cept the autobots would probably let me live so in that case I wouldn't die)

Q6: Do you have any OCs?
A: Yep a couple in DinoFreakUSA's story AND I have an unnamed OC in my story HOW TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH DECEPTICONS. However since I gave some OC's to DinoFreakUSA and haven't used them in any of my stories yet I guess they're now his not mine?

Q7: What are their names?
A: The one's I gave to DinoFreakUSA are: Shadow Streeak, Hot Dwap, Light Byte, Sound Byte, Flack, Pincer, Crush, Tote, Bail (donated toDinoFreakUSA).
My Survive the decepticons OC has not been officially named yet (know here name in my head but have not revealed it to the world yet in that work yet).

Q8: What would you do if you saw you favourite Autobot and decepticon getting it on?
A: probably back away slowly and try not to be discovered for having witnessed them getting it on (because who knows if they wouldn't wanna kill all witnesses)

Q9: How would you react if you were to live out one of your fanfictions?
A: I'd probably be both freaked and stoked at the same time (and scared outta my gourd thinking I'd gone insane since 'fiction can't possibly be real so what the heck am I doing in the middle of it' and I might just possibly yell out "AWSOME!" too loudly and get looked at strangely)

So anyhow thanks to both Ratchet's apperentice and starbright's profiles for ideas of what the heck to put on mine because I previously left mine almost completely blank cause I didn't know what to put. So thanks Ratchet's Apprentice and Starbright, hope you don't mind that I got ideas for my profile off both you.

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Shimmer by Katea-Nui reviews
After being offed by Galvatron and stuck in an etheral form, Starcream finds himself craving companionship and falling in love with the least likely former enemy. Star/Sides and WTF-ery. PURE CRACK
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Starscream, Sideswipe - Complete
on down the line by Carmilla DeWinter reviews
Cybertron might be lost forever, and everyone who wanted the war is dead. The survivors need to regroup and move on. Some pre-slashiness. Partial character death fix-it for DotM.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Optimus Prime, Starscream] Mikaela B., Ratchet - Complete
To Build a Future by Merfilly1 reviews
After Megatron surrendered at the end of emDark of the Moon/em Novel , he had to make a plan and begin it. This is his tale, and the story of the Decepticons, as they move to rebuild Cybertron.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Megatron, Soundwave
Hoarfrost by KrysSaiyan reviews
Optimus Prime and Starscream are trapped on an asteroid together and must survive until reinforcements arrive. Not a pairing fic, for once.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Second To None by Eisee does it reviews
"Despite what you believe medic,I can appreciate the truth. How it hurts and destroys.I delight in the pain." While being an unwilling patient in the Autobot base,Starscream reveals unpleasant truths about Megatron and Optimus. Slash. TFP post season 1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Learning to Fly by Starseeded reviews
What happens to a Seeker when their ability to fly is taken away? Follow Starscream as he faces his hardest challenge and his worst enemy... himself.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,611 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Starscream - Complete
the purest sin by poisonouswaffle'n-stuffs reviews
Megatron X Starscream slash "Finally I'm gonna make you mine,forever,there's no escape, you will be the prisoner of my spark, you will submit only to me whenever your master requires it,you will be mine to do as I please...forever"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
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HOW TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH DECEPTICONS reviews
Just a few rules for human decepticon agents to follow when living at the decepticon base. Ignore at your own peril.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010
Musings reviews
A Bot muses about the past and someone from it over energon. Warnings: character monologue, Experimental writing style and implied imbibement. Try and guess who the bot is and who they're thinking/talking about. R&R please. One shot. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011
First Moments reviews
Ever wondered just exactly what happened right after the Joker got his scars? Please R&R
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Joker - Complete