Hey this is Gooniegirl! And this is my page! Now what shall I say about myself? Well, I'm simply a movie fanfactic who loves to write and laugh. Laughing is very high on my list of favorite things. I am very creative and scrapbook constantly. I am a christian girl with the dream of someday getting into Juliard and becoming a actress. For now i settle for writer. Since I first started here as a writer I have accomplished my dream fo being an acress! I was recently seen in the Shakespere play "The Taming of the shrew!" I had autitioned many times before, but I got my first call back and was cast as a lowly servant. But, I dilligently was at every practice for 4-6 hours every school night! Three days before the show I had to rise to the occasion and take a much bigger role. I had a total of thirteen more lines to memorize for my performance days later! I got through it and enjoyed the shotlight as a main character! my character was absolutely crazy, so it wasn't hard to play him(yes him!) since I am crazy myself! I made the auidence laugh wholeheartedly as I kicked in the butt and gave the goofy lines! So I was able to practice my comedic side! Even though we lost 2 main characters before we even started practice, fired a main character, a director quit, and another one was fired, it was the craziest most fun experience of my life! I can assure you, you will be seeign me on the big screen someday! I love to collect Love quotes as you can tell when you get to them in my extremely long profile...

NOTICE: I AM CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH A TERRIBLE ILLNESS? WHAT YOU SAY? WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!! I KNOW RIGHT REALLY SCARY!!!! BUT THE DOCTORS BELIEVE I WILL SURVIVE AND IT WILL NOT BE PERMANENT. I WILL GET INTO UPDATING MY STORIES SOON AND GET YOU BACK READING THE STORIES THAT YOU HAVE COME TO LOVE FOR MANY YEARS. THANK YOU ALL OF MY READS WHO HAVE BEEN SUPPORTIVE!!!!

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, “AMEN!”

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

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7.Finish All Your sentences with ‘In Accordance With The Prophecy’.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream’I Won! I Won!’

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,’Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like “Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?” or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.(I’ve done that too! X-D )

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing’s funny.(I do that a lot)

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says “Oatmeal!”.

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term ‘cheap plastic’ when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when you’re trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead. (CHEEEEEEEECK!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!)

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling ‘I’M SO ATTRACTIVE!’ just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don’t like silence. (CHECKAROONIE!)

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven’t started due the next day. (I do this each and every day, just ’cause I’m “bored”)

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.(I’ve never done that, but now that you mention it, that sounds interesting…)

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don’t even know why, so you laugh harder. (Yuppers)

Crazy is when you think the word “pickle” or ‘fork” is funny. (“pickle” is a very funny word” So is fork...OMG I just burst out laughing)

Crazy is picking up the phone and saying “Welcome to Joe’s Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?” Just to see what reactions you’ll get.

Crazy is saying “Ooh, shiny!” everytime you see something you think is cool. (Yeah)

Crazy is when your friend picks up the phone by saying “Welcome to Joe’s Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?” you respond with “I’d like a large, with the following toppings: Copycat, you stole my thing. Please deliver by sundown. Bye.” Then hang up.

Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says “I’m Serious” or “Seriously.”

Crazy is when whenever someone says “jk” you have an incredible urge to yell “ROWLING!” (X-D You have no idea)

Crazy is when you want to faint for no specific reason whatsoever. (Actually, I have a reason…I wanna see what people would do about it)

Crazy is when you text someone who is right next to you.

Crazy is when you think that people in pictures are staring at you and are freaked out by it. (CHECK!)

Crazy is when said people come out of the picture and start talking to you.

Crazy is when you have the erge to jump in a giant vat full of pudding, juice, jello, or the fountain of youth water. (Jello, actually…and you spelled “urge” wrong)

Crazy is when you are sitting here trying to think of new things that are crazy. (I’m doing that right now!)

(If anyone has anymore Crazy Things they would like on here please tell me them.)

Do not catch yourself on fire…. It kind of hurts.

Don’t follow in my footsteps. I tend to run into walls.

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

I didn’t trip. I was just testing gravity. Guess what? It works.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. She’s turned her life around. She used to be depressed and miserable. Now she’s miserable and depressed.
(You can change the 'she's to 'he's if you're a guy.)

Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Join The Army: Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.

In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

3 out of 2 people have problems with fractions.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door shut.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.

I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and so much easier to write with.

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, so you might as well just do it.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to.

What happens when we get to scared half to death twice?

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons... squrt them in people's eyes and run.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA to make them SUPER LEMONS!

Here are some of my favorite quotes

"You butt" - all my friends

"Why's the rum gone" - Jack Sparrow

"I love you" "i know" - Han solo and princess leia

"Keep a weather eye open"- William Turner

"It's a giant piggy bank"- the Goonies

"I beat you Willie, I got here in one piece!" - Mikey from The Goonies

"You thought I loved him" - Elizabeth from the pirates of the carribian

" I am very likely about to make the biggest idiot of myself than I have in my entire career"- Riker from Imzadi 2 by Peter david

"Don't you worry about it Geordi. When you've played Hamlet long enough sooner or later someone who is willing to make the decison is going to get the girl"- Riker from Imzadi 2 by Peter David

"It was a shakesphereian tragety. Naturally everyone died. People only lived if it was a comedy with Drama. He was more of all-or-nothing kind of guy. I can sympathize. I suppose. Be willing to give all your wind or nothing" - Riker about Hamlet and Shakeshere from Imzadi 2 by Peter David.

"Doc are you telling me you built a time machine?"- Marty Back to the future

"Doc, are you telling me this sucker's nucleur?" -Marty Back to the future

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep. To gain what he cannot lose" - Jim Elliot (if you don't understand this that's okay. Keep reading it and it will make sense. Jim Elliot gave his life for god. He was killed by indians. They later all became christans. If you really want to understand this see the movie End of the Spear.

"You didn't take my father's life. He gave it" - Jim Elliot's son forgiving the indians that killed his father.

"My father lost his life at the end of the spear. That's where ... found ours." - Jim Elliot's son

Quotes from Pretty in Pink

May I admire you again today?-Duckie

Andy:

Duckie : You know what an older women does for me?
Iona : Changes your diapers?
Duckie : Touché.

Andie : What are you doing?
Duckie : I had to use the powder room, so I figured I'd come in the back.
Andie : I'm sure there are bathrooms all over the place!
Duckie : I'm not nine, Andie, I know that.

Andie : Were you here long?
Duckie : No, no! Three, four... hours.

Duckie: We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!

Andie: If somebody doesn't believe in me, I can't believe in them.

Duckie: This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me

Duckie: It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!

Duckie: It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.

Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON'T BE THERE!

Iona: Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.

Duckie: [as he is leaving Andie's room with a juice box in hand] Drinking and driving don't mix.
Duckie: That's why I ride a bike.

Duckie: God, Andie, Id've died for you!

Andie: So what do you want to drink?
Duckie: Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.

You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane
Duckie : His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

License to drive quotes

I am so dead they're going to have to bury me twice.

Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.

Love quotes that collected over the years

"Once you have loved someone, you'd do anything in the world for them... except love them again."

Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good. When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.

"What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray

"Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." Bernard Meltzer

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." Jim Hayes

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." C.S. Lewis

You're the one who broke my heart, you're the reason my world fell apart, you're the one who made me cry, yet I'm still in love with you and I don't know why.

Sometimes you just have to hold your head up high, blink away the tears and say good-bye.

For a few minutes you made me feel as though I actually meant something to someone.

Sad isn't it? How no matter what you do or say to me... when you come running back... when you need me again... I'll be here... right here waiting for you, I'll take you back... no questions asked. Sad isn't it?

I think its time I let you go... and that is hard to do because part of me will be in love with you for the rest of my life.

How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already is.

The worst way to miss someone is when they are right beside you and yet you know you can never have them.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me, or even smile, because I know even if just for a second, I crossed your mind.

The man of your dreams could be standing right in front of you.

Never long for anyone from the past. There is a reason why they never made it to your future.

It's just hard to think I'll never get the chance to say you're mine.

You can say I don't matter to you but I'm not the one calling every night, that's you.

Do you ever wish you could just freeze one second and put it into a box, and like jump into it and stay there forever. I do right now. In fact, I do every time I'm with you.

I wanna be the one, he points to when all his friends are around and says "that's her".

Do you want to know what my problem is? I will tell you what my problem is, I LOVE YOU I love your name, I love the way you look at me, I love your gorgeous smile, I love the way you walk, I love your beautiful eyes, I love what you look like when you are asleep, I love the sound of your laugh, to hear your voice fills my entire heart with an indescribable feeling. I love the way I can be having the worst day of my life and seeing you completely changes my mood. I love how when you touch me I get weak, that is my problem...

Weird and funny quotes

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

You can't have everything... where would you put it?

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Some of the crazy situations that have happened to me

Stephanie: "Abby, that's discusting there is no way you can spit in that cup!
Abby: You wanna bet?
Katie: Oh, no!
Abby: Oh, Yes!
(Abby makes it into the cup in one shot)
Stephanie: What if someone goes and drinks from that cup? Huh? Have you thought about how your gonna explain why there is spit in their cup.
Abby: I'm sure you'll think of something (walking away)

(On a roller coater that just broke down at hershey park)
A random kid: So are you gonna get us any food while were up here?
Another kid: Yeah, I could use an apple.
Another kid: Were gonna die! Were gonna die!... I used my brother's toothbrush today!!!!!!

Morgan: Yeah, I know how you feel. Guys are like toilets. They're either out of order, being used, or full of crap

Abby: How many kids do you want?
Steohanie: I don't know. Why'd ya ask?
Abby: Just wondering... I want ten.
Stephainie: Are you crazy!??? Do you know how much pain that would be?
Abby: Yep
Stephanie: Well, you can always adopt...

(outside a firetruck bounce house)
Abby: Come on go in the fire truck with me!!!!!
Stephanie: I don't think so Abby.
Abby: Okay, what about Katie?
Katie: Not a chance...
(a couple seconds later)
Abby: So how do we do get through this?

Abby: I fall in love easily...
some random person: Really how easily?
Abby: I was in love with Chad Allen for a month. Our relationship didn't last very long.
random person: Did you even really meet him?
Abby: Not personally. That's why it didn't last long.

Abby: Over the years I've fallen head over heels for Josh brolin, Chad Allen, Brad pitt, Harrison Ford, Mark Hammil, Brad Paisley, Michael J. Fox, Robert Sean Leonard, and I am curently in love with Leonardo Dicaprio.
Mary: You know you're never gonna marry any of them.
Abby: I'll believe that the day Leonardo Dicaprio gets married.

Stories my best friend put in her profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you! And yes I am a christain as is SivermusicChic. I do not want any comments on me being a Christain okay? If I do get any I will simply forward them to SilvermusicChic and let her handle you! Ha ha.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I have seen that people are starting to add this to their profile. Thank you so much. GOD BLESS YOU!

i HAVE DECIDED THAT IF ANYONE WANTS TO BE IN Any of my stories ALL I WILL NEED IS TO HAVE YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY ANY MOVIES YOU WOULD LIKE TO JUMP INTO IF YOU COULD. I MAY CONSIDER MAKING ONE OF THAT FILM OR BOOK AND HAVE YOU JUMP IN WITH SOMEONE. I WILL ALSO NEED YOU TO MAKE A LIST OF MY CHARACTERS IN THE ORDER YOU LIKE THEM OR WHO WOULD GET ALONG BEST WITH. 1ST BEING YOU WOULD GET ALONG WITH THEM VERY WELL 7TH WOULD NOT GET ALONG WITH THEM THAT WELL. THIS IS FOR ALL STAR WARS FANS THAT ALWAYS WISHED THEY COULD TRAVEL INTO THE MOVIE. THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE GOONIES WHO WANT TO KEEP THE GOONIE SPIRIT ALIVE. THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER QUESTION THAT IS OPTIONAL. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANY CHARCTER IN THAT MOVIE YOU WOULD LIKE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH. BUT FIRST BEFORE YOU GO OFF TO EMAIL ME THERE ARE SOME RULES.

1. I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY BOYS. SORRY ONLY GIRLS. I DON'T HAVE A BOY'S MIND AND DON'T WANT TO SO IT WOULD BE TOO HARD FOR ME

2. I will keep my stories from K to T no further.

3. THERE WILL BE NO CUSSING. I KNOW THAT ONE OF CHARACTERS CUSSES BUT EVEN THEN I SAY THAT SHE CUSSES NOT THE REAL WORD SHE WORD SHE WOULD SAY. I LIKE KEEPING MY STORIES CLEAN ,BUT FUNNY.

4. I WILL CHOOSE IF YOUR TO BE IN IT OR NOT. NOT YOU. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN STORY ABOUT YOU GOING INTO A MOVIE FOR ALL I CARE. IF I FIND YOU TO BE TOO HARD TO WRITE ABOUT OR DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE I WILL NOT USE YOU. THIS SHOULD BE A FUN EXPERIANCE THAT IS GOOD FOR CHILDREN TO READ.

IF I COME UP WITH MORE LATER I WILL ALERT YOU.

GOONIEGIRL

This is one of the sadest love stories I've ever read. It really means so much to me. I have no idea who wrote it and if I knew I would put it here...

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.

I just know I'll be old in a wheelchair, deph, blind, etc. And I will still be at this computer writing away until some casting scout comes around. Asks me to revise my stories and publishes them. Yep, you can say to your kids somday that you reviewed one of my stories when it was just posted here!! So come on and review!! IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE THAT PLAN ON DOING THAT AS WELL OUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!!!

Okay, I'm back to updating this profile! Yeah! Since I updated this I have been all over. I fell back in love with Harrison Ford. Just as a crush mind you. I left Harrison Ford... Sorry Harry. I found harry Potter. That didn't work out too well. So i left him. Went back to harrison Ford. Found William riker from star Trek. And last am where I am now with Marty Mcfly from Back to the future. So now you can say you know alot of my fazes. by the way did you know Jack Sparrow won sexiest guy of the year? I knpow weird huh? krista went crazy when i told her. For those who know who she is that is...

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I love this song!!!!!!

Ha ha ha! Okay, this profile is like way tooooo long! So, I'm going to politely stop! For those of you that read the whole thing incluidng teh song to the bottom, pat yourself on the bat. You make the world go round! I would give you a hundred dollars if I knew you!!! Just kidding! Please don't hold me to that!

Oh, and one more thing! I absolutely love Bones and got so excited when I found these on devotd2clois's profile and I knew I had to put them in mine!

If you watch several shows that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Booth and Brennan need to wake up, smell the coffee and just go out on a date or get married copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

Do you feel obligated to introduce everyone you know to the amazingness called Bones?

Can you not help but quote Bones on an hourly basis?

Have you ever considered a career as a forensic anthropologist?

Have you ever wondered how it's possible for Bones to not have an MD?

Do you know exactly what episodes Bones and Booth first hold hands, hug, and kiss?

When someone says dirt, do you picture Hodgins freaking out?

Have you become a conspiracy theorist since you started watching?

Weirdly these all apply to me, which I find funny! I love you guys so much! Seriously everyone that i ahve contact with on here are like my best friends and I can't thank you guys enough for putting up with me! Your amazing, even though honstly I will never meet you in a public or private place. Sorry...

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car.

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.(I absolutely loved this is the kind of guy I will marry!)

This is a really sad poem someone wrote about Colonbine. That was probably the worst thing that ever happened in a school other than the one with the machetti. You know what I think they both win for being the worst. I have come very close to this happening. I've had a steak knife on my school bus, I've had at least two bomb threats, one intruder alert(where SWAT came), and last Pot in my guy friend's locker.

mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

he told his friends that it was cool

and when he pulled the trigger back

it shot with a great, huge crack

mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, got straight A's and even got the gold!

when I went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry I had to go, But mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mommy please tell daddy; that I love him very much

and please tell Zack; my boyfriend; it wasnt just a crush

and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now;

and tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now.

and tell my friends; that they were always the best

mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

mommy, please tell my teachers I wont show up for class

and to never forget this, and please dont let it pass

mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserved this.

but mommy it's not fair, I left without a kiss

mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

but mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

when I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try something new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live

But mommy I must go now,the time is getting late

mommy tell my Zack I"m sorry to cancel the date

I love you mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true

and mommy all I need to say is, "I love you."

In memory of The Columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost

you have 2 choices:

1) Pass this on and show people you care as "Try not to cry"

2) Don’t pass it, and you've just proven how cold-hearted you are...

Try not to cry.

This next one is on abortion. My mom always says that when you do this to a child you never recover. We live in the day and age that it's okay to save the trees and kill the children. You really need to listen to this next poem, no matter what. I hope it will keep someone from doing the inevitable!

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Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

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Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

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Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

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Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

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Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more moth that will never speak.

Ambortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against ambortion copy and paste!!

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This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

and run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken.

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But now it's much too late

His face has been twisted

into an umimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

He finally stops

and heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

Tonight my father

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! I AM NEVER, EVER GONNA TREAT MY CHILDREN THAT WAY! (IF I EVER HAVE ANY) SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

I decided to end with a happy thing since everything else was so sad that there is room for no more! So be happy and have a laugh or 50 as you read the next things to do in an elevator.

Things to do in an elevator!

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, darn it, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

I LOVE LONG PROFILES!!!! THEY GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT AND AS YOU CAN TELL TEHRE HAS BEEN A LOT OF THAT HERE!!! HERE IS SOME WEIRD STUFF I'VE KEPT IN A DOCUMENT SINCE LIKE FOREVER AND I WOULD LIKE LOVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU...

"One Day I thought I had super powers. I could see through walls! Sadly, I was just looking out a window" if you wish you had superpowers copy and past this in your profile.

A friend would pull you outta the fire, a best friend would help start the blaze just to see the firemen!! If you know a handsome fireman or firemen and/or a friend that would help you start a fire to see him/them put this in your profile. Though remember the police never find it as funny as you do and i am not responsable for what you do when you leave this site...

is a brunette with many blond moments! if you are one and is proud of it or at least able to admit it post this in your profile.

attempted to 'dance like no one was watching', but someone happened to be watching, and mistook my dancing for a seizure and called an ambulance. if this hasn't happened to you yet but you would laugh if it did post this in your profile.

BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI AND SPIN OFFS in EXISTENCE I could make it look like a UNICORN killed you. If this applies to you post it in your profile.

I feel like running through the snow with an air-soft gun and acting like I'm in Black Ops. If you will be right out there with me post this in your profile.

RING*RING* "Hello?" "Hey man are you home?" "No dude i just picked up my house phone from Burger King. If you are a fan of sarcasm and love using it post this in your profile.

Have you ever felt like pulling up beside a jogger and yelling "Run Forest Run" ? If you have post this in your profile.

People think onions are the only veggie to make you cry.. not true ! My friend got hit in the face with a cabbage thrown from a car.. she cried ! If you got hit by a cabbage being thrown from a car window would cry post this in your profile. I mean seriosuly it's a cabbage!! Those things are hard!