Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

AU. Quorra didn't intervene in time on the lightcycle grid. Now Clu has Sam prisoner and Quorra and Kevin must figure out what to do next.

Castiel's on a mission, one that will redeem everything that has happened to the Winchesters over the past nine years. Rated T for swearing.

So many worries have eaten into his thoughts and plaguing him for weeks. Castiel don't know what to do with all of that. Lucifer, The Apokalypse, everything. How well for him that his big brother Gabriel still takes care of him...

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

After escaping his death at the hands of the silence, the Doctor decides to step out of the light and lay low for a while. And in so doing decides to take a trip from reality as he knows it and ends up crashing into a lone Federation Starship cruising through the Delta Quadrant, looking for a way home.

If you ever wondered, what Loki/Gabriel did in It's All in the Details to make Castiel's safe house cabin in Colorado not so safe, well, here it is. Messing with the neighbours doesn't turn out so well, especially when they're named Jack O'Neill. Of course, the same could be said for the reverse.

AU. The starship Long Night of Solace has been cast adrift, partially intact, in slipspace, and the one Spartan and one Sangheili aboard both have reasons to get back to Reach. Jorge/Six.

Sudden acts can leave a lasting impression. Post Episode 48.

When trapped within the prison world of Taldor, what if the original SG-1 met a very different 'Destroyer of Worlds'.

A story in Rinzler's words, moving from one moment to another until he commits his final act as himself.

Oneshot: "Engineer." A term used to describe the mala'kak in the 21st century, and huragok in the 26th. A term that led to a bit of confusion...

-Oneshots- Starscream, Skywarp, and Thundercracker, the Command Trine, have their share of stories to tell. These stories, however, are not among their proudest moments...

At first KITT didn't understand just how special he was. KR2008

It is system upgrade time again, though years of being victim to the Constructicon's unkind bedside manner influences Skywarp to attempt to master the art of evasive maneuvering. Stealth is not his strong point.

The Impala has been keeping secrets. *AU* *Crack*

The sequel to "System Restore". Kevin, Clu, Tron and Alan have escaped the Grid - what happens now?...

A comedy of errors, in which our much-beloved God of Mischief discovers that Valkyries sleep naked, trolls are not to be bargained with, revenge is best served lukewarm and trying to cut Sif's hair in her sleep is much, much easier said than done.

Red Alert and Wheeljack used to work together as saboteurs... 'Cons beware.

"When pigs fly!" The phrase was thrown out randomly, but one should never give an apprentice such ideas. CHAPTER TWO: Halt gets his revenge on Will, and the old Ranger turns out to be quite the prankster. Review!

It's over. Flynn Lives. So does Clu. Everything's different, yet some things will never change...

In one universe, Ram died. But what if Flynn was a bit more aware of his User powers on the Game Grid? AU, Flynn/Ram, rated for later chapters.

Starting from the comic Betrayal and ending at Legacy, Tron's perspective on building the Grid with Flynn, working with Clu, and most of all dealing with his ever changing responsibilities. An adagio, if you will, to Tron himself. Tron/Yori, Tron/Ophelia.

Flynn and Ram have a tickle fight. For SCIENCE. G, gen, humor, and no Legacy spoilers.

Slightly AU. Christmas is coming up and Noble Team is getting ready. Madness ensues as Spartans try to follow holiday traditions. Meanwhile, one of them refuses to celebrate! Can the team change his mind? CarterxKat, maybe other pairings later

Moments of silence, the origin of Jun's tattoo, and Emile's sibling rivalry with death. One story for each member of Noble Team. Mild Six/Jorge and Carter/Kat.

Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him. - M*A*S*H. A chance encounter shows Epps that there is always more to a story than what you believe you know. T for safety

The twins finally revenge-prank Jazz on Halloween but a real terror arises that threatens their very lives. An ancient evil thought to exist only in legend has arisen-and its out for one sole purpose. His mission-to taint and darken the innocence of the youngest spark in the Autobot ranks-Bumblebee. COMPLETED! Please R&R! NO SLASH

Slightly AU for Changing Channels: The Trickster dumps Sam and Dean into Stargate: SG1. They dare to hope they're being allowed a breather episode. After all, it's some sort of fantasy archaeology show, sure to be nice and boring.

Prowl finds himself switching between two Ark's. One a secure, light hearted paradise... the other a garish nightmare from which there is no escape.

The Autobots, nature-show style. Short and silly.

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

After a long, hard day of being an Autobot, Prowl goes to the wash racks to slough off the accumulated muck and exhaustion. Unfortunately, he seems to have missed a spot on himself. Sunstreaker just so happens to be willing to lend a helping hand...

Yes,they're the best at their field, but slag if they stay in my unit." Random collection of drabbles on how I feel the Officers of the Ark had met and acted when they were just lowly grunts with insane behaviors and glitches. Pre-earth.

G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. When Jazz, absolutely thrilled, fails to get Prowl into the spirit of Christmas, he initiates a plan; Mission December Spirit, and he’s dragging the whole Ark into it. Slash *might* be implied later on. Merry Christmas!

Prowl discovers an immature child game that quickly becomes the bane of his existence, especially when the other Autobots including their Prime joins in on the fun.

G1 Yet another chapter in the saga of Autobot Twins meet Monty Python. Poor Prowl. Poor Laserbeak.

Atlantis is home, and the team has a whole new basket of apples to deal with: keeping the city hidden, staving off a Wraith invasion, power shortage and...oh yeah, the giant alien robots. Stargate: Atlantis and Transformers movies crossover.

A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Ratchet ends up watching Scrubs after an enforced break from Wheeljack; the twins end up paying the price for it. Yes I know I suck at selling this...

One Shot. Loyalty and honor should always be reciprocated, and mutual friends have a way of drawing two disparate peoples together. The Asgard might be gone from them forever, but the Furlings are just within reach.

A series of fics that explores the characters of KR:TOS in relation to KR2008. A little AU, but mostly following both KR:TOS and KR2008 canon, KR2000 & TKR ignored . May contain SPOILERS for any episode of either series.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

KR2008 - Neither Mike nor Kitt had expected to come in contact with Karr ever again, and when they do, it's under very strange circumstances. Plotbunny turned feral, not meant to be taken too seriously.

G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.

G1. Soundwave learns why Bluestreak’s chosen designation in English is Bluestreak. Prompt from the Transformers Random Pairing Generator: Soundwave/Bluestreak/Mouth

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

G1 - The Autobots often forgot about it, but First Aid is only an apprentice medic...which means he has to have a mentor that he learns things from...

G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.

Crossover between Doctor Who and Stargate SG1. The team's quest for the Sangrall takes them to an ancient world, but it's not as abandoned as they thought. (Now Archived to Ao3)

When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.