AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.

You can't be a bad guy if you're in love with one of the good girls. Gin is a bad guy. But he wasn't always one.

collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.

In which Sakura takes a stand, Naruto and Sasuke must make their own sandwiches, and fainting like a pansy and being everyone's little tool is mocked. A lot.

Naoto plays Badou's nursemaid. Badou wonders if dying would be less painful. — NaotoBadou

The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione

They would probably kill each other before they killed Sasuke. Really, what was Shikamaru THINKING when he said they would make a good team?

Kiba didn't know what was worse. Girls when they were pissed off or girls when they were self-conscious. Both were pretty annoying.

Diamond rings? Check. Fabulously expensive Italian heels? Check. Make sure to scam him for all he's worth, girls, then it's time to ditch that sucker and move on. Just remember to bring the alcohol with you. Oh, and try not to fall in love. AU.

AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.

CRACK // FLUFF. SasuSaku. “Sakura? Did you pass out? Yell if you’re being molested.”

AU. KibaSaku. “I couldn't help but notice that you're gorgeous. Won't you allow me the pleasure of taking your breath away?”

It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!