The Committee for Extraordinary and Unprecedented Magical Achievements has decided to grant Harry Potter one Wish. Sirius!returns fic. Harry/Sirius SLASH. EWE.

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

Which parts of your history make you who you are?

AU. Seriously, AU. Loki is a gentleman – well, most of the time. Darcy is a hot mess. Somehow, they make it work. A quasi-love story about scones, chemistry and pencil skirts. But mostly scones.

As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.

AU of As We Know It, Season 2, Episode 18. There's still Pink Mist, just not as much. Rated for language.

AU. PalpatineAnakin I kid you not. Will get Dark, of course. Palpatine wants to seduce Anakin. Anakin wants to seduce Palpatine but not in quite the same way! How long will it take for each to realise the other's intentions? FINISHED!

Darth Sidious, Count Dooku and the returning Darth Maul realize that they’re UTTERLY BORED with their lives. SO Palpatine, aka Sidious, becomes the NICEST guy in the universe, Dooku becomes a hiphop punk wanna and Maul desires to become the next Shakesp

When a nearly-adult Wendy flies off with Peter Pan a few years after their first adventure, she becomes starkly aware as to why grown-ups do not belong in Neverland...Rated R for future chapters

Norrington returns to Port Royal after long absence. (SLASH - NW) Sequel to A Windward Tide. COMPLETE.

WARNING: Slash (male-male). Norrington struggles with feelings for Will Turner.

Sirius give Harry a lesson in beliefs. Big-time S/H. If you take offense to mockery of religion, this is not for you.

This is a dark novel, heavy on the angst and violence. Book I begins with our 'hero' discovering that an old enemy still lives. He's about to discover something worse.

Crossover-fic, in which Javert sniffs, Benny looks good, Macavity fights for his right and Erik has a lot in common with 14-year-old girls.

The girlfriend of a murder victim pushes Bailey into admitting his feelings for Sam. Caution: Some discussion of rape, not focused on a main character. For a sequel of sorts, check my bio page for Before and After in the Touching Evil section.

She didn't come back right.