Millions of people are homeless and stare longingly from the outside, in. When a werewolf finds his imprint in the last place to be expected, how many social abnormalites does he have to justify to make it work? A/U sort of.

"...And the lingerie. It would be black. She always wore black lace..." 500 word drabble for the prompt 'Here we go again'.

If Jacob can't have Bella, no one can. An Eclipse turn of events fueled by a fable.

Sometimes the most courageous thing a person can do is realize that reality is the blackest hole they will ever encounter.

500 word drabble for the prompt 'She had a feeling they weren't finished with her yet' combined with the undisclosed sub-challenge of writing a guttural lemon.

The DSM-V defines the condition as: Females who have been caught in the enthrallment and dazzlement of laughable monsters. In other words, Bella Swan is completely messed in the head. Not really, people. This is a retelling of Twilight, condensed, minus the boring stuff and wholly crack-licious. Like a Tootsie-Pop, it takes awhile to get to the wolfy center goodness.

Honor, greed, love, trust, envy, desire, want, responsibility, coveting, wrath… any of which are fueled by both the heart and mind. How can a person survive through any of them when determination is the pilot? Beta'd by ShadowPast620.

"If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.." Quil wadded up the ad. "Obviously, they don't know La Push," he told Bella. "Or the magic of werewolves. Can I interest you in a lime?" Crack-print ahead!

"...roughly, he pushed her against the hood of the car, tools forgotten and puzzled frowns marring their features..." Bella and Jake, hopelessly locked in the minds of the creative. Is there an explantion, and if so, does any one care?

Communication is the key to any good relationship; too bad no one told Jacob that applied to fatherhood as well. Join our favorite naive couple in the fine art of child-rearing! Gratuitous plants may be involved as well.

A J&B romance that throws all etiquette into the bonfire! Warning: Do not eat, drink or smoke while reading. Failure to comply could result in hazardous choking or burning. A fic for those who have a sense of humor. Beta'd by blueboarderchick.

Had Jacob known then, it might not have happened. The problem was, Jacob couldn't remember how to fix the errors; it was never his choice to begin with. Jacob's mind knew that, but the soul rules the heart...

"Jake that's not going to fit!" Virgins usually can't handle geometery without a little hands on experience. A series of one-shots by different authors. Rated M for language only.

Side story to "Fate's Idea of Fun". Even little, innocent Van has a story tell and he has.

Jacob struggles with life, never giving up on his love for Bella. "She's going to get better doc, I know it."

A drabble for a tea contest. The summary is vague. If you're lost, I highly recommend you just don't read. No tea was harmed in any way while writing this.

Spirit journeys are mystical and rare. However, they aren't always what they seem. A Christmas tale you won't ever forget! Probably not even with bleach.

Imprinting is always rainbows and sunshine for the wolf it happens to. Unfortunately, the rest of the pack doesn't think so.

Edward a vampire? Not exactly. Rated M because you need to possess a maturity to even begin to understand. :D