Hello assorted internet fanfiction reading mouth breathers.

I have not updating anything here in a long time. I have some plans to change that. But in the mean time I would like to advise you you on the following.

Back when I was a more regular writer for this site, it is safe to say that I sucked terribly bad at writing. I had absolutely horrendous word choice, grammatical prowess, detail, and even grasp on basic story structure and theme. To be absolutely clear, if I could just throw this account away and start fresh with less crappy stories, I would. Sadly, as it stands I get a fair amount of traffic on a daily basis to said stories. So, simply deleting this account without writing anything new would do me very little good. instead I will use the current platform of daily views that I have on my old stories as a jumping off point while I try to get back.

Why am I coming back you might ask?

There is a simple answer to that, my cretins. I love to write. I love to write more then anything. And I also have a great love of media. Simply put, the act of writing has value even without writing anything all that good. I can get better at the various subtle tweaks of writing as opposed to more important issues rather then plotting, character building, or theme work. I don;t have to do any of that with fanfiction. Instead, I can focus more of my efforts on to the actual nitty gritty of writing. And that is my objective.

Plus I like writing porn. Sue me.

Long story short, I am willing to take requests. If you want to take over one of my old stories, have a party. All you have to do is ask.

Furthermore, I will be taking some requests. If you want me to write a story about some specific fandom, or even a specific pairing or plot, I think that as far as writing practices go, that sounds perfectly reasonable. All you have to do is ask. Don't be shy. I may sound quite snippy on here, but talk to me in person and you will find I am usually quite polite.

I must warn you though, I am not a fan of everything. I will be polite about it, but I will not write fro something I have either not seen or have no desire to write.