SPAMLICIOUS
hello. my name is samantha.
sam, just sam.

Career:
i am enlisted in the United States Army
my MOS is 68 Whiskey
(Health Care Specialist)
i deploy for Basic Training on20090713
a month and 2 weeks after i graduate from High Shcool(ugh.)
blind them with the power of
AMERICAN SUNSHINE!

Bio:
i am 17 years old. i live in HAWAII
(Big Island geff um?)
i have lived here most of my life but guess what?
I CAN'T SWIM!!yeah i know.

Hobbies:
acting
reading
laughing
dancing
drawing
talking
being cool(haha)
partying(it's the best)

Twilight Obsession:
TEAM EDWARD TILL I DIE
i run with vampires of course.
MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND:
EMMETT mccarty-CULLEN
JASPER whitlock-CULLEN
EDWARD masen-CULLEN
and the rest of the Cullen Clan
i live in a twilight world so i don't have to face the real one.

i want a 6footsomething, southern speaking, holdyourchairout for you, drive a truck, plays a guitar and soft spoken boy...BASICALLY I WANT JASPER WHITLOCK-CULLEN!

Life Goal(s):
my life goal is to have someone famous buy me a bag of chips.
(prefferably someone i KNOW is famous...but i'm not picky)
oh. and to eat 5 powdered donuts in 2 minutes with no milk.you try it.
and becoming a Radiologist(x-ray tech)

FanFic:
I usually write short stories because i lose interest around the 3rd chapter so don't hate on me and my one-shots(you know you love them)

i'm more of a wham,bam,thank you ma'am kinda girl all that mushy shit is too lame for me to write i mean i'm ONLY 17 AND I'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE so it all sounds the same to me

i really try and keep to the characters of the original Twilight (you know what they would say, and how they would act if they were actually in the situations i put them in) so you won't see many seductress Bella's, heavy cursing Edward's, cowering Jacob's and Emmett's, or outspoken Jasper's. sorry people but it's FAN FICTION! AS IN WE ARE BORROWING THE CHARACTERS NOT MAKING NEW ONES!

i will never kill off someone who didn't die in the books, it's too weird. nor will i ever make Bella and Mike Newton date.

i feel like there aren't enough CULLEN COWBOY stories out there. so i am in the process of writing a long one. It's called COWBOY LOVE it'll be around 10-12 chapters long and cute. Full of delicious southern accents and lemons. It is a BxE AxJ and EmxR story. Equal parts all 3. Big task, i know. but anyway RXR PLEASE!

I have a Beta finally! Her name is Emily and she is super sick. She will now be working her mad English skills on my stories so prepare for the awesomeness to arrive! Her profile name is Dirt-is-Yummy and she is story ADD just like me. Go read her stuff. NOW.

ok irena. you are a doll and i'm glad i met you. we share a love of lemons that cannot be explained. we can't help that we love to see jacob naked. you are a natural at writing and please keep it up. not only because you're amazing at it but because i'm addicted to your stories and i need my fix. so go update NOW. everyone, her authors name is Crash Hale and you all should go read her stories. she loves Jake/Ness stuff and warning, it is lemony goodness all the way. which i love. now go. no seriously, go now.