Why must I be Omelettehide bio
Author has written 17 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, Bible, and Harry Potter. Hello! There's not much about me that's noteworthy; I'm a fanfiction writer who hates 99% of fanfiction... I can't stand slash (not because I'm homophobic-- because it's flurking OOC!), fluff, slut!Draco, unrealistic angst, Mary Sue (that includes GinnySue and HermioneSue), or badly written claptrap in general. Wait... with that in mind, let's make that 99.9% of fanfiction that I hate. ^_^I took off my fanfiction about Lily, James, and Sirius... Although I thought it was good, Severus's pensieve has ruined it for me. I wish every fic author would do the same, and take off their fics that have been rendered untrue by book five, but the day that happens, Hell will freeze over. I read Harry Potter fanfiction. Most of it on this site is complete rubbish, but recently, I've found a few good ones. Behold, in alphabetical by author: If anyone can recommend a GOOD HP fanfic site or mailing list, I will kiss their dragon-hide boots. Updates: |
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Fractured Triangle by Fyrie reviews
Just before seventh year starts, something happens to Hermione that will change the trio's friendship forever. Warnings - rape Please note - mostly written in 2003 so any canon after that is NOT included. CH. 15 ADDED - July 15th 2011
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,582 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/2/2002 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
Amorem Matris by skandrae reviews
"She wondered if it was because he wasn't carrying the child...wasn't aware of their awesome responsibility." Mild spoilers for GoF and OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2003
Thirty Or So Left by Elias A reviews
Spoilers for Book V. Set immediately after the ending, a 24 hour look into Harry's thoughts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Harry P.
A Bridge by crimsonthread reviews
(Pre-OotP) Lily & James have been married for about a year and are beginning to really grate on one another’s nerves. The problems are going nowhere until Dumbledore offers them temporary posts as Hogwarts professors.....Where will this lead? *FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,369 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 3/13/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ludlow Fair by Angel of the North reviews
October, 1979, and James and Sirius are at Ludlow Fair. Based on the poem by A. E. Housman, this fic explores the relationships in that generation, a lament for lost youth. Not exactly complimentary about MWPP...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/2/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
This Fallow Time by someday woman somewhere reviews
my response, from my own shoes, to some of the abortion rhetoric here
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2003
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Thestrals and Five Simple Rules reviews
The only people to see the Threstrals were Harry, Neville, and a nameless Slytherin... Book five spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2003
A Well Organized Mind reviews
"To the well organized mind..." Nicolas Flamel has a chat with Dumbledore. Set at the end of SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003
Being Ron reviews
It's never easy being Ron. Takes place in sixth year. Features OotP spoilers and a distinct lack of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Ron W.
Something to Fight For reviews
During her first public appearance since her downfall as an Auror nearly a year ago, Hermione runs into an old enemy. Short, unromantic, and utterly Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Hermione G.
Glass Cage reviews
In the search for religious truth, people sometimes put themselves into boxes, and it's not always who you'd expect.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/30/2003
Shameful Holiness reviews
Basically about the fear and tragedy I've always felt in a story that's supposed to be hopeful. You probably won't agree, but you know what? Review anyway; just don't treat me like I'm an idiot.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/8/2003
Lost Certainty reviews
Knowing the way the world works is always comfortable, but after a while I grew restless...
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2003
Her Prayer reviews
Not all prayers are tangible. Reviews are appreciated as always, and I dare you to lecture me on this one. :)
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2003
Missing Faith reviews
Er... Just about the struggle to believe. I'm not trying to make generalizations, so keep that in mind when you review.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1/26/2003
Truth reviews
Eh... Just a poem on my religious beliefs. Constructive reviews are cool, but unconstructive ones are okay too. I hope you enjoy!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003
Discarded Brilliance reviews
There have been so many poems on the touchy topic of abortion as of late, so I figured that I'd join in. Constructive criticism is preferred, but what the hey--- go ahead and criticize my views. You're going to anyway.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1/23/2003
Self Reliance reviews
I've always wondered why people can't "save" themselves, and why it took someone else to die for our sins. I don't mean to offend anybody.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2003
Salvation Salesmen reviews
Just a few problems I have with evangelism as it is. I don't mean to offend anyone by this. Thanks to Sarathiel for the title suggestion.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2003
Faded Gods reviews
Just a poem on something I've always wondered about: how can people be so sure that they're right?
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2003
Disbelief and Blindness reviews
Erm... Just some theological ponderings. If you're going to tell me that all the answers are in The Bible/your church/the aliens that haunt you, just... forget it, OK?
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1/16/2003
When Spearows Go GAAAH!: Ash's 1001th Adventure reviews
Ash and the regular gang of doofi are wandering aimlessly around when they encounter a vaguely familiar girl whose past entertwines with their own.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
The Steroid Bunch reviews
Brady Bunch Theme, Dragon Ball Z style...written under the influence of Dr. Pepper. This is a song that I use to annoy my brother, who loves DBZ.. On the other side of the pancake, my friend Becky, who also loves DBZ, goes around singing this song... I wa
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/6/2002
