Um...I like pie. Ya, pie...yum. Okay Im sorta weird, so what?

Actually, at school me and my friends are prolly the weirdest people out there at least thats what everyone says lol ((: i jus think its hilarious. im done with school! yusss! and im currantly going into ninth grade. so glad its summer break. but anyways. my favorite color is blue because...its blue idk. and black. and my favorite animal is the wolf cuz its dangerous (:

My real name is morgan and im from minnesota and yes, i am a girl smart ass. :P Im 14 (yaay) and my favorite types of music are screamo, hip hop, and country. A weird variety if you ask me. I love listening to Kittie my fave by them is spit and then brackish they completly ROCK!!!! check em' out (and system of a down), because they're jus that amazing lol. Umm. I listen to anything on 96.7 Rev if yer wondering the bands, and 101.3 KDWB and 102.1 K102...yeah. detailed...

I'm planning on being a writer or tattoo artist since i can draw really good. but all i know is that i want to be so stinkin rich that i'll have so many 4-wheelers that i wouldn't notice if a few went missing. I want to marry a boy with the intials TJE well, im sure i'll get over it soon...

I want to live in a cabin in the woods, far away from civilization, i want to have two sons and one daughter, my first son will be named James Matthew and my second son will be named Seth Andrew and my daughter will either be named Hazel Rose or Whisper Rose either way I want her middle name to be Rose. Ya, I have big plans for me, and I really hope that author one works out for me...

Some of my fav quotes...down there yep the ones in blue sort of...

"The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for."
— Mark Twain

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

— Dr. Seuss

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
— Martin Luther King Jr.

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."
— Oscar Wilde

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?"
— Chris Rock

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

fav movies.

GI Jo cuz im just awsome like that.

Alice In Wonderland

Ghost Rider

The Rundown

The Beauty and the Beast

The Little Mermaid

Sleeping Beauty

Pocohauntas (YA! FOREVER!!!! LURVE POCOHAUNTAS!)

The Lion King (woot woot go one and two! 1 in a half was aight)

Jennifer's Body

Big Daddy

50 First Dates

Pirates of the Caribbean

American Pie

The Craft

Hercules and Xena (always!!)

Freddy VS Jason

Halloween

Friday the 13

Anaconda

The Mummy (was pretty cool)

The Night Before Christmas and Corpse Bride (ohh yeahh boyy)

Avatar! (the best in my opinion)

Transformers

And Spiderman ONE!! The other two just sucked (really!) I heard they were making a 4th one. it will no doubt be awful.

Fav anime/manga (whatever) characters, mostly guys.

Gaara

-Naruto

-Ichigo

-Shashomoro (that how u spell it?)

-Inuyasha

-Chad (hehe)

and more but i cant spell OR pronounce it so im just NOT going to put it up...lol

Fav BOOK characters (guys only)

Ash (From Night World)

-Emmett (From Twilight)

-Jacob (From Twilight)

-Seth (From Twilight)

-Embry (From Twilight)

-Felix (From Twilight)

-Daniel (From Fallen)

-Cam (From Fallen)

-Patch (From Hush Hush)

-Kartik (From A Great And Terrible Beauty)

-Shane (From The Morganville Vampires)

-Micheal (From The Morganville Vampires)

-Derek (From The Darkest Powers)

-Torak (From The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness)

-Draco (From Harry Potter)

-Ron (From Harry Potter)

-Percy (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians)

-Stark (From The House of Night)

-Heath (From The House of Night)

-Damien (From The House of Night)

-Darius (From The House of Night)

-Krinsha (From Thirst)

-Gabriel (From Dark Visions)

fav books...

Hush, Hush

Fallen

The Morganville Vampires

The Darkest Powers (or whatever) series

the Marked series fo sho

A Great and Terrible Beauty series

Chronicles of Ancient Darkness series

Harry Potter i guess

Night World

Dark Visions

Twilight

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Vampire Kisses

Listen

Eragon (the first one i have not read any of the others)

Shadow-Spinner

And...oh yeah that Thirst series books.

Fav Pairings

Twilight-

edward and bella- eh

jasper and alice- aww cute

carlisle and esme- looove it

emmett and rosalie- back of bitch, he is MINE

jacob and renesmee- its cute but think of their babies. what the hell?

House of Night-

Zoey and Heath- my FAV! cept he dies ):

Zoey and Stark-yus

zoey and kalona- noo

stevie-rae and rephaim- its weird but amazing

Naruto

naruto and hinata- amazing together

Bleach

ichigo and rukia- *sigh* sad but true.

ichigo and oriheme- NO! lol

Inuyasha

Kagome and inuyasha- good good ((:

Fav t.v shows

Naruto

Bleach

Inuyasha

Family Guy

But anyways...I'm a blonde haired caucasion (and some native american which i am very proud of by the way...) I have hazel (but they change colors, usually they are kind of a brownish green, when I cry or am really happy, they turn blue, i have a picture on my fridge its weird) eyes and im 5'8 (or 7. im not sure...) And yeahhh so.

A few words my friends would describe me as,

Funny/fun

Tall (D:

A bitch sometimes

Nice most the time

reliable

The girl says to the boy, Do you like me?

The boy says, No

The girl says, Do you think Im pretty?

The boy says, No

The girl says, Do you want to be with me forever?

The boy says, No

The girl says, Would you cry if I left?

The boy says, no

The girl says, Choose. Me or your life?

The boy says, My life

The girl runs away, heartbroken and sobbing. The boy catches her in his arms and says,

"The reason i dont think your pretty, is because your beautiful, The reason I dont want to be with you forever, is because I need to be with you forever, the reason I wouldnt cry if you left is because I'd die if you left, and the reason I choose my life is because you ARE my life." The girl smiles and kisses the boy.

So. My actual real life sister is HELLO-I'M she's one of the most hilarious people i have EVER met ever and I love her so much! her profile is hilarious, and even though I heart me some Bleach, I dont really understand the big words that they use and their names and whatnot. But since half of the things on her profile are things we did together or i did or she did. we have one other sister and she does not have a fanfiction account and she is 12. she has blonde hair a big blue eyes.

SO..YOU MIGHT SECRETLY BE PART OF MY FAMILY IF...

-you have ever walked into anything solid while knowing it was there. (me)

-say 'if you met my family, you'd know.' more often than the word 'the'

-have ever asked somebody if they have a leg

-asked an EXTREMLEY obviously answerd question (me)

-screamed 'I LOVE YOU!' at every possible random moment ever

-have ever yelled at an inanimate object (me)

-excpected the inanimate object to answer back (me)

-laugh at the word 'duty' every time its mentioned (me)

-have ever gone to a bbq that wasnt yours, or your familys, or your friends

-have lost your car in a parking lot more than once a day (me)

-have went up to a random car, thinking it was the car you lost (me)

-have laughed at a blank computer screen (me)

-drawn a mustache on someones face while pinning them to the ground

-say something like 'speaking of ice cream, where's the dog?' (me)

-here vioces in your head. (not the bad ones but the ones that SERIOUSLY annoy you.) (me. the bad ones 0.o)

-have ever gotten into a fight with a 3-year-old that 3:00 AM is morning, not night, just cuz its dark out

-have ever thrown a matress at somebody from on top of a bunk bed (me)

-talk to yourself constantley (me)

-argue with yourself to stop talking to yourself

-have ever gone outside, during the winter, dripping wet, and ran around

-fall more than you can walk (me)

-yell at the computer screen/TV when somebody does something stupid (me)

-have ever dropped a TV whithout touching it (me)

-played with dish soap just to see the bubbles (me)

-have ever been chased by ducks

-have pretended to be drunk in public

-fallen backwards, while getting out of your seat (me)

-fallen while just standing up, without moving (me)

-fallen asleep waiting in the lunch line

-vomited after making your own dinner

-sat outside, and when it started to rain said 'im not moving, you?' 'nope' and sat in the rain (me)

-eaten a Dot out of the washing machine (MEEEE!!!! hehe)

-eaten food off the counter, than realized that it wasn't food that you ate

-scream random things, such as 'YOU'RE PISSING OFF THE GIANT!!' when you were angry

-rearranged the letters in your name and demanded that everyone call you by your new creation

-went to a party just for the food (me)

-have ever gotten asked to stop playing with the toys, in the toy aisle of a store (me)

-almost hit a bird with your bike

-almost hit the same bird, when you swerved out of the way and the bird flew infront of you

-crashed from trying to not hit a bird with your bike

-switched the letters of a word with another word while saying it out loud (me)

-if you know what 'punos' is (me. i made up the word, hehe)

-randomly break out in song (me)

-ever fought with someone over the last peice of chocolate (or anything sweet for that matter) (me)

-have ever put a phone into someone elses's mouth (me. in HELLO-IM's lol!)

-thrown siccors at somebody's head

-have ever put your hands infront of your eyes while walking in a totally dark room

-fallen out of a window, and acused somebody of pushing you

-have ever sniffed your sisters hair...than gagged (me. eww i still remember it *pukes*)

SO! Now you know some of the things my family does ON A DAILY BASIS!!

1) Where did you get your profile pic? The NEEEEET!

2) What's your middle name? Anne

3) What is your current mood? weirded out

4) What color shirt are you wearing? Grey

5) Missing something? friends and carpet...

6) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? That one time i kissed a girl that i didn't know...

7) Ever had a near death experience? wellllll, do 3 degree burns count? thank GOD for no scars...

8) Something you do a lot? laugh randomley and go cross eyed

9) The song stuck in your head? Sexy back -Justin Timberlake

10) Who did you copy and paste this from? Can’t remember

11) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Hell no!!! hell hell no!

12) If you could have one super power what would it be? The power of seduction oh yeahh buddy

13) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Muscles and funnyness

14) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I dont go there. EVER. so rub it in my face why dontchya?

15) What are you? *taken aback* A MONSTER! HOW DID YOU KNOW? NOW IM GUNNA GO CRY MY EYES OUT! Idk! American??

16) Do you speak any other language? well, im gunna take french and I know how to say hello in spanish. i think...does that count?

17) What are you thinking about right now? how cold my feet are

18) If you could have any last name in the world, what would it be? MALFOY!! HAHA!

19) Interesting Facts about you? I am awsome

50 THINGS YOU WON'T KNOW UNLESS YOU READ THIS

1) What colour is your toothbrush? blue and white

2) Name one person who made you smile today: my sister

3) What were you doing at 8 am this morning? Sleeping! gawsh wat a dumb question...

4) What were you doing 45 minutes ago? drinking coffee upstairs

5) What is your favourite candy bar? Oh goodness me, you caught me off guard! Milkyway

6) Have you ever gone rock climbing? yes'm! i fell...oh noes!

7) What is the last thing you said aloud? GO AWAY! I was speaking to the voices in my head...

8) What is your favourite ice cream flavour? Vanilla and chocolate swirl

9) What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee. French vanilla yum yum

10) Do you like your wallet? Wallet? What the hell? I use my back pocket...

11) What was the last thing you ate? Cool Ranch doritos

12) Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No *sigh*

13) The last sporting event you watched? Volleyball! GO AMERICA! oh yeahh boyy

14) What is your favourite flavour of popcorn? i dont really like popcorn but butter

15) Who is the last person you sent a text message to? Katie hehe my bestie forevz

16) Ever go camping? Yeah. i live in MINNESOTA.

17) Do you take vitamins daily? Do you mean drugs? What? Do you need some? I can hook you up...lol JK!!

18) Do you believe in God? God? I AM JEBUS!

19) Do you have a tan? Yep yep. for awlays

20) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? PIZZA! Who would pick the chinese food cept the chinese or my dumb sister?

21) Do you drink your soda with a straw? Well actually, im too much of a hick for a straw so NO!

22) What did your last text message say? im running out of minutes. oh, that was the last of it...

23) What are you doing tomorrow? NOTHING! URG!

25) Look to your left, what do you see? Well first I had to figure out which way was left theeen oh! Concrete walls and lots of old cook books...

26) What colour is your watch? Watch? What watch? If i HAD a watch it would be of SPIDERMAN!

27) What do you think of when you hear Australia? The show H2O. Yep I know. Im a creeper.

8) What is your birthstone? Uhhh I thiiiink its saphire...march? Idk!!! lol

29) Do you go in at a restaurant place or just hit the drive thru? Resturant so I can embarass who im with lol

30) What is your favourite number? 13!!!

31) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My little sister. She was up at our cabin and the next day, she was in my bedroom feeding me gummy-worms and pepsi! lol

32) Any plans today? Its tonight and no. just stare at a computer screen.

33) How many states have you lived in? Two. Pheonix Arizona and MINNESOTA!! WOOT WOOT!!!

34) Biggest annoyance right now? That mysterious ticking noise...but seriously its bothersome!!!

35) Last song listened to? Rain is a Good Thing - Luke Bryan

36) Can you say the alphabet backwards? I’d have to write it down first then read it backwards

37) Do you have a maid service clean your house? My mom IS the maid service...hehe

38) Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Flip flops or D.C's!

39) Are you jealous of anyone? Yes, Kristen Stewert, she got to kiss Taylor Lautner in Eclipse – SON OF A BITCH –

40) Is anyone jealous of you? YEAH! cuz imma VAMPIRE! the ones that DONT sparkle dip-shit!

41) Do you love anyone? Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz, ME! (lol!!!!!), Jason Aldean, and Johnny Depp! ahaha

42) Do any of your friends have children? Welll, my friend made an awful choice of getting an abortion. I shun her.

43) What do you usually do during the day? Write, read, talk, be bored and be awsome (with out the 'e' always!)

44) Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yeah, my consience. and kali jones. what?

45) Do you use the word 'hello' daily? No, thats really dumb.

46) What colour is your car? I dont have a car. but it would beeee blaaack

47) Do you like cats? Yuss they're okay. i have a cat, he's black and white, like my pit bull ,

48) Are you thinking about someone right now? Yeah, me! hahaha

49) Have you ever been to Six Flags? What the hell is that?!

50) How did you get your worst scar? I went to turn around on my bike, but we live on a dirt road so my bike did a wheely and i fell forward (immposibly) and scarred up my elbow pretty bad, seconds later my bff megan fell of her bike too! hahah mine was worse!

Food: PASTA!

Store: Walmart hahahaha

Drink: Dr. Pepper or Pepsi

Animal: THE WOLF! Or the artic tiger (the white one?)

Pizza topping: cheese and meatlovers

Season: FALL!

Month: October

Holiday: Halloween (lol always!)

Flower: Violets and Lilacs

Hero: Spiderman and my mom

THIS OR THAT

Sunny or rainy: It would change with my mood

Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate yum yum

Fruit or veggie: fruit yaay

Night or day: NIGHT!! always night!

Sour or sweet: i lurve sweetness

Coffee or tea: both

Hot or cold: umm. my skin temperature is always HOT but I perfer being cold because you can warm up

YOUR

Goal for this year: pass eighth grade (hows that workin for ya? accomplished)

Most missed memory: being a kid

Best physical feature: body or my amazing blonde hair

First thought waking up: wow. WHAT an odd dream! or; more sle

YOUR FUTURE

Do you wanna get married: yes

Do you wanna have kids: very badly

If so, how many: two boys, one girl

Do you wanna go to college: yuss

DO YOU

Dance in the rain: who doesn't??

Smoke: I have before.

Drink: yus, but im working on NOT drinking

Shower daily: well ya. im not some gross greasy person *shudders delicatley*

Like thunderstorms: YUSSS! LOVE THEM!

Curse: mayyyyybee...you can't prove anything!

Sing: in the shower or pretending

Play an instrument: i used to have a guitar, but i lost it.

OTHER THINGS

Can you whistle: yus'm

Right or left handed: right

Your bedtime: when i want to sleep

Biggest fears: being in a car crash and NOT dying, spiders, and my house

3 things you can't live without: my family, my friends and cell phone

Color of your room: um kinda white-ish with leaf markings. I want it black or purple. NOT ACCEPTABLE apparently.

Living Biological Siblings: two sisters.

Dead Biological Siblings: none, though i wish it would happen. jk lol

Friends You Count As Family: megan, katie, elijah and ben, chancleor, leah, and ashly, and krystal

If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? Somewhere less creepy at the moment, otherwise, california or Texas

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.

Animal Abuse

Hi, my name is Rover,

and I am but one,

I am still a puppy,

who loves to have fun

I'm loyal and I'm friendly,

as cute as can be,

but everyday I ask why,

why I'm not set free,

Did I do something wrong,

am I really all that bad,

did I not wag my tail enough,

and make my master mad,

No, I'm not alone,

there are others you see,

but they all still fight,

their still trapped just like me,

right now I want to cry,

for he will come tonight,

but I am still broken,

from the last fight,

here he comes now,

I pray he lets me be,

but I try not to whimper,

as he kicks me,

I am thrown into the arena,

and drop to the ground,

as the other dog bites me,

I make no sound,

I do not hate the other dog,

I am to blame,

it can't be mans fault,

that my time has finally came,

I watch them walk away,

with not even a goodbye,

I know this is the last I'll see them,

I know I'm going to die,

No, I am not sad,

No, I have not lied,

if there is one truth you should know,

I am happy I have died.

If your against animal fighting and/or abuse copy this onto your profile! I hope you all do, it may not help, but it may make people aware of how serious this is, you don't beleive me? Go to google and type in animal abuse and/or fighting into images, you'll see what I mean!

One of the saddest things I've read, i was all like oh noes! i love animals and think animal abusers should GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!

Oh, I have a potty mouth so don't be surprised if I cuss and stuff. But anywho, if you have any question for me or crap like that, you could just message me. Can't say if I'll message you back though...lol have a good one c((: (MI!! smiley face with his tongue stickin out at u plus he's fat! double chinned hehe lol ^-^)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flamethrowers at your command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (you have no idea)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. ((:

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

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20 THINGS GUYS MUST DO IF HE LOVES HER!

1. Tell her you admire her.

2. When she's upset, hold her tight

3. Pick her over all the people you hang with

4. Play with her hair

5. Pick her up, tickle her and wrestle with her

6. Just talk to her

7. Tell her jokes

8. Bring her flowers just because

9. Hold her and run

10. Just hold her hand

11. ...Let her fall asleep in your arms

12. Tell her she's beautiful

13. Look her in the eyes and smile

14. Kiss her on the forehead

15. Kiss her in the rain

16. If you want to be with her, tell her

17. Tell her you love her

18. Admitt to her that she's the one for you

19. Always give her love

20. Lots of kisses and hugs

"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."

"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."

"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"

"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."

"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"

"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The trouble with real life is that there's no background music."

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

i treat everyone the same, evryone's an idiot! ~^-^

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards

Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes

Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute

Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either

You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."

"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."

Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most.

"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."

"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."

"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."

"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."

"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."

"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the star, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"

"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"

"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."

"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."

"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"

"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"

"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."

"Logic is panics prey."

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

"Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps."

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."

"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."

"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."

"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."

"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."

"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you."

"I'd look on the bright side if I could find it."

"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."

WELLLLLL tha's about it!! LOVE YA'LL!!!! ((((:

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