Once again I must return to this page to update it. I seem to have a two-year cycle. Start when I was thirteen, update periodically, then change it when I was fifteen, leave it alone till I turned seventeen, and return to it today, as I'm just about to turn nineteen.

But on to the important stuff.

What Fandoms do I ship: I'll be honest, mostly slash. I can slash practically everything, much to the consternation of my friends. Dear friends, I am very sorry. I think the only thing I can't slash are Equilibrium, Never Been Kissed, Pride and Prejudice, and...is the list really that tragically short? Wow, that's pathetic.

What do I love: minimal Mary-Sueage (there's a reason why that sounds exactly sewage). I'm so tired of Mary-Sue you don't have a clue. I want to see more Slashy Fantastic 4 fics, and Four Brothers, and Brothers Grimm. Unfortunately it seems whenever there is a hot dude in a movie there is, invariably, some darling idiot who seems intent upon writing herself (if she was vomit-inducingly perfect) into a relationship with them. Also, on a completely random note, I love cream soda.

Where can you find the majority of my writing: Not here, I'll tell you that. Mostly because I do write RPS, both Savage Garden and J-squared. But also because I'm a naughty girl and I also write mature content. Mmmhm.

But you shouldn't really be reading this, you know? You should be reading my fiction.