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My name is Ann. I'm 14 years old, and I'm in love with Nico the demigod and Rico the penguin.
I love the Percy Jackson series, as well as any book written by L. J. Smith. (If you want me to be specific, I really like "Dark Visions" and "The Forbidden Game"). I really like the Harry Potter series as well. The 4th book is the best though. I love plenty of other books though.
And I also lovelovelove "How To Train Your Dragon." Best. Movie. Ever.

Stories

Ann's English Journal; Sequel to "Nico's Summer Diary." ;D
Basically what the summary says. Its the same story as Nico's Summer Diary, but in Ann's POV. It's also going to go on after Nicos diary stops.

Becoming Mute; "So, how'd Rico become mute, or close to it anyway? Suggestions and reviews appretiated. NOW EDITIED...sorta."
Yeah. This was probably my most popular story. I reread it, and it was horrible. I can't believe anyone liked it. XD So, I edited it, to fix some (okay, a lot) of mistakes.

OneShots From The Place Everyone Loves; "The place every kid just loves, school, funny stuff can and does happen. Join as the Xiaolin Monks experience so very funny stuff at school. Big Band- The insturment nobody thought of. Spotlight- Where's my prize! 'The Look'- I want the look too!"
This story just makes me wanna facepalm. I reread it, and some people liked it. I guess it wasn't bad, but I'm kinda... eh. XD

Let The Rain; "A huge fight can lead too mean words, tears, and angryness.Yes angryness is not a word. When the Xiaoln Monks think this over, what happens? One-shot-song-fic, and I wrote the song! My fourth song-fic, and my seventh 'story'."
I wrote the song. Woo... Yeah. It turned out fine. Only three people reviewed, but they liked it. So, I'm happy. It's a songfic.

The Darkness Lifts; "20 years lost, born into a world of darkness, the most lowly life, and finally taken out and left alone. Is pride more important than family? Or will I throw away my life for the ones I love? I'm Lynn Pedrosa, and I can save our lives. Complete!"
Ugh. This was my first story. And I wanted to do a trilogy, but it never worked out. The chapters are SUPERSHORT. Trust me. I'm thinking about taking it down...

True To Your Heart; "Another one of my little songfics. Kimiko's having strange dreams, and is questioning who she really loves. She learns to "not think so much, and let your heart decide" A little RaiKim. R&R!"
It's a songfic. Nothing really special. Turned out fine.

True Colors; "When Kimiko's upset about something, Omi, Clay, and Raimundo try to find what's wrong. When that doesn't work, Raimundo catches Kimiko alone, and is able to give her advice she'll never forget. One-Shot-Song-Fic, please R&R!"
Yeah... just. Yeah. Songfic.

I Want to Live; "So, in the Citadel of Doom, right before Raimundo turned good again, a lot of things must of been going through his mind, right? Well, this is about that. It's a song-fic-one-shot, so please R&R!"
My first songfic. Not my best, by far.

Extras

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

What do you mean! My birth certificate expired?!?!

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Thats a fact. Some people just don't have film.

The evening news always starts with 'Good Evening', the proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

Cheer up! The worst is still yet to come!

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Where theres a will, there are 500 relatives you never even knew about.

Always and never are two words you should always remember to never use.

Your slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter!

Some people say I'm a terrible person. I have the heart of a young girl-- in a jar on my desk.

My husband and I were happy for twenty years... then we met.

Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing. But none of them serious.

You guys, line up alaphbetically by height.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

I used to think I was indesisive, but now I'm not so sure...

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching T.V. by candlelight.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!!

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Amazing Quotes

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom." I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."
~ Rick Riordan

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."
~Rick Riordan (More specifically... NICO!!!)

"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."
~Rick Riordan

"Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?"
~Rick Riordan

He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatcailly.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself."
~Rick Riordan