Rachie Poohide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Gravitation, and Harry Potter. I am Rachel. I am 26 years old and have been writing on and off on here since I was a teenager. I've just recently came back to this site to start up my creativity again. In addition to writing I also love spending time with my family. I'm married and have two sons. They are my whole life and have definitely changed my view of life. In my spare time when I'm not being a parent, I'm attending university as a student. Between being a full time mom, student, and working part time, it's amazing I have time for much else. But I still always try to find time to read or write some fanfiction! I like several different fandoms. Mostly I like reading about unlikely romantic pairings and trying to portray them as "in character" as you can. Some of my favorite fandoms include Harry Potter, Queer as Folk, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Gravitation, and Lord of the Rings. My favorite things to read are fictions depicting Draco and Harry. That is and forever will be my OTP! Thank you for taking the time to read this! :) |
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The one in which Draco isn't crushing on Harry at all by saywhatyouneedtosay reviews
"And, oh, what a sight you are. Blazing eyes, shaking fists, one of which is holding your wand (the wooden one), clenched jaws…yeah, I am really glad these robes are quite thick." First Harry/Draco fic. 1st person narrative, we get to witness what goes through Draco's mind as he struggles to cope with certain feelings refusing to be buried under the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
The Printed Press by Soupy George reviews
Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,993 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Long Defeat by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry thought being enslaved by the goblins for his break-in at Gringotts was the worst thing that could happen, except for the sinking of the economy the goblins threatened if he didn't comply. But then the Malfoys bought him, and that was probably worse. Or maybe not. Updated every Saturday evening. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 103,305 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Perfect Match by slowroad reviews
Albus and Scorpius are in their sixth year at school. Albus is popular while Scorpius is quiet and bookish. A chance encounter makes Albus realise that Scorpius is probably the most interesting person that he's ever met. Draco is the potions master at Hogwarts and Harry is the head auror. They become friends as Harry's marriage unravels. Detailed summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 164,970 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Will you be my daddy? by SasuNarufan13 reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5720 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Elixir D'Amour by Naadi reviews
Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,707 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by teshara reviews
After Harry and Draco are called into the Headmistress office to discuss Albus and Scorpius, they decide to get a drink and find out what else they have in common. Slash. Hot sex. Loose sequel to Something to Talk About.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2008 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Albus S. P.] - Complete
A Sticky Encounter by clarex-ama reviews
Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3303 - Favs: 5,171 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Michi the Killer reviews
Frills, finances, and a French maid costume. What could be better? Draco & Blaise make a bet that the former can't seduce a certain someone...Canon up until OotP. On hiatus for the time being, but I will come back to this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 3/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Of Flesh And Blood by dmddsb reviews
DracoHarry slash. I have not forgotten about this! Give us time!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,182 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lullaby of a Dragon by Mysticalsoul reviews
Something happens in potions, and Harry is turned into a child. Draco has no choice but to take care of him, and everyday Harry gains one year, changing his mind, his outward appearance and his soul. Chap.9 Updated! Harry/Draco SLASH! R/R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,237 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Key Hole by Remmy reviews
"Malfoy, my finger is stuck in this hole" Well, would Draco help Harry? Fluff, humor, romance, everything sappy!! *Author's note added*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 3,784 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Snitch! by Al reviews
In London's seedy criminal underworld, two old enemies have become partners in crime, but the wizarding world is out to disrupt Harry's none too peaceful existence. Guns, car chases, wizards, sex, slash, Slut!Draco and drug busts abound in a fast paced r
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,272 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2001 - Published: 1/26/2001
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Wildest Dreams reviews
Harry starts to have crazy dreams of an alternate reality of what happened after the war. The weird thing is that he has a hard time remembering the dreams. The other weird thing is that they involve Draco Malfoy. Has Harry been put under a curse? It seems like only Malfoy knows, and he's not talking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,209 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/30/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.]
You Knew It Was Me
It's been 10 years since his trial, and 9 years since Draco Malfoy was pronounced dead. Apparently he died in Azkaban from not eating, or so the Prophet has led everyone to believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2016
Ties reviews
Ron's eyes widened in disbelief and Hermione simply looked worried in disapproval. Harry opened his mouth to ask them what the matter was, but before he could, Hermione said, "Harry, are you wearing a Slytherin tie?" He dropped his fork, panicking. "Er…no?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/24/2016 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Experimentation Gone Wrong reviews
As the days dragged on I became more and more aware of the bigger hole I was digging with this experimentation thing with Tatsuha. The more time we spent together, the more time I became hungry for him. And that hunger would not simply go away. The moments we were not together, I thought of him constantly. The way he smirked, the way he pulled me towards him, the way he kissed me.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Hiroshi N., Tatsuha U.
