The Wordsmithy
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Joined 08-10-08, id: 1663036, Profile Updated: 02-27-13
Author has written 11 stories for Les Misérables, Doctor Who, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Sherlock.

Hi. I'm Jude. Or the Wordsmith. Or Smithy. I go by these things.

I don't write a whole lot of fanfic, and I don't read a whole lot of fanfic, either. This account exists for the rare event in which I do either of those things.

My fandoms (past and present, listed in order of most recent to oldest) include The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Good Omens, They Might Be Giants, Homestuck, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Les Miserables, and Pink Floyd. Sites I'm on include deviantART, Tumblr, and Gaia Online.

In the event that I write and post something triggering (which I tend not to do, but it's happened), I'll note and explain it in the summary (with the letters "TW" standing for "trigger warning"). This is of course assuming that there's something triggering that couldn't be sufficiently deduced from the premise or rest of the summary. If I post something triggering/upsetting/offensive/etc. and fail to note or indicate it, please tell me and I will attempt to rectify the error.

I like astronomy, hats, accents, bow ties, psychedelic art and music, drinking loads of tea, TVTropes, animals, men's fashion, studies of pretty much everything, dead languages, dressing up for no good reason, saying "comrade" even though I'm not a communist, absinthe (well, as an interest, not actually to drink), cosplaying, Nightmare Fuel, and hamsters.

Cheers.

(Also, to everyone who has favorited/reviewed "The Taste of Inspectors" and may do so in the future, thank you very much. You're honestly making me feel like a valuable contribution to the Les Mis fandom, and it makes me really happy that something so absurd is being appreciated by so many. Extra thanks to whoever it was who put it on the fanfic recommendations page for Les Miserables on TVTropes.)

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The Beatles by Clouded Revelation reviews
Maybe the Beatles dug okay after all.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ponyboy C. - Complete
Duty, Nothing More by PhantomDaae1981 reviews
Javert's thoughts after Valjean frees him from the students at the barricade, leading up to Javert's suicide. Not slash, believe it or not.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Inspector Javert - Complete
Yesterday by Jen10 reviews
A Han Solo Fic. Based on the song "Yesterday" byt the Beatles.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2001
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Advice and a Meeting reviews
Arthur, who has a general sense of anxiety about life, is given the advice of "Don't Panic". He later meets someone who is writing for a book partly known for those words. (That is, this is one of those "how Arthur and Ford met" stories. I may or may not follow this up with more stories between these two set before the Earth's destruction.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
Problems
Ford Prefect was not always such a heavy drinker. This is the story of what happened to change that. (Obvious TW for alcoholism/substance abuse.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Ford P.
An Inability to Sleep reviews
Arthur is having difficulty getting to sleep. So is Ford. However, they both have very different ideas as to how to solve this problem.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
A Nice Delusion reviews
Ford has been seriously contemplating the romantic turn his relationship with Arthur has taken. Zaphod tries but fails to see the reason this is so important to Ford. Maybe there doesn't need to be a reason.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Ford P., Zaphod B., Arthur D. - Complete
Various Uses for Towels reviews
In which various uses for towels are demonstrated through short, fluffy Ford/Arthur fics.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P.
Attempted Kissing reviews
Arthur wants Ford to kiss him. Ford isn't entirely certain how to go about this, being a bit out-of-practice when it comes to kissing people, but he makes his best attempt(s).
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Love reviews
John is in love with Sherlock. Sherlock loves John, too, but it's not romantic in nature. But does it really need to be? (Platonic Johnlock, plus exploration of a headcanon I have regarding Sherlock's romantic abilities or lack thereof.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Tea and Caring reviews
In which Ford attempts to explain to Arthur some of the facts of his ability to form relationships with others (and especially regarding his and Arthur's) and in which Arthur would rather talk about tea. (Ford/Arthur fluff. Exploration of a headcanon I have regarding the former's capacity for caring about others. TW for themes of loss towards the end.)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Arthur D., Ford P.
Doctor Who poems reviews
Several poems about Doctor Who. Some are humorous, some are emotional, some are places in-between. They do not follow any particular narrative, but they will be continually updated as I write more.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2013
John Smith reviews
The Doctor and Martha accidentally travel to Virginia in the 1600's and meet a man with brilliant ideas but an unfortunate name. Perhaps they can help him find a new one.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
The Taste of Inspectors reviews
After Inspector Javert has been captured by the revolutionaries, all Enjolras wants is to make sure he's watched over...and all Gavroche wants is to eat him for breakfast. Played entirely for laughs.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Gavroche, Inspector Javert - Complete