Alrighty! Hello everyone! Just call me Shelby! I am a aspiring teenager wanting to be a computer graphics artist when I get older. As an artist, I write as well, hence the FanFiction account! Anyway, a little about me... Hmmm, well I love almost all animes but my favorites are Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I love evil characters the most it seems... my favorites from these series are Madara (Naruto) Envy (FMA) L Lawliet (Death Note) and Kyoya (Ouran) Dunno, it seems like I always love the evil characters! ' Anyway I wanna point out that I READ THE NARUTO MANGA. So the Naruto writings I use will usually be off of what we have learned about in the Manga. Mostly about Madara...

I also have a roleplay here: http:///index.cgi Where I play a multitude of characters.

More about me: I love music and I usually will write fanfictions based on what I have been listening to. This also applies to my drawings. I LIKE YAOI! There, now you know. I am perverted, like the rest of my friends. I don't write hard core yaoi, but I rarely will write a few fluff fanfics.

I don't bite, so feel free to send me messages and such. I will bite if you insult me or my friends, but who wouldn't? (I bite VERY HARD)

I also prefer it if your stories have proper grammar, and are well-written and literate. It is kinda a 'must have' for me. I love funny stories, and I will be caught writing them from time to time.

Well, that's about it for now. I hope you enjoy! My newer works are better, so I hope you can bare with me as I continue to grow better.

See my artwork here: http:/// (Steal it, and you WILL be lit on fire)

My sayings:

You only live once.

Find a silver lining.

Take one day at a time.

The future isn't now, so focus on what's in front of you.

Have fun!

Now for some random sayings!

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

When life gives you lemons, take them home, 'cuz seriously, FREE LEMONS!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!

COPY/PASTE TIME!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you forget your real name after being called Deidara for the past week(Don't even start with me xD). Crazy is when you ask random people in the street if they can get you a taco because you are to lazy to get one yourself. Then throughout the entire day you wonder if they got you one. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!