So, I doubt anyone actually reads this, but for the people who may happen upon it, hello and welcome to my less than stellar profile. If you have read my stories before, you may have seen me as BookLover757. However, I have changed it, simply because I wanted to. I also got rid of the majority of my original profile, because it was quite boring and rather uninteresting. In addition, I have grown up a lot and it was all outdated anyway. I don't really write much, and the stories I have on this account were written mostly because I read a lot of fanfiction and wanted to try it for myself.

As a leftover from my previous profile, I have the following list of quotations that I cannot seem to bring myself to erasing. Enjoy if you want to.

For anyone who has read the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants books, you'll know that at the beginning of each chapter there is a quote. And if you didn't, you know now. Well, I went through the books and wrote down my favorites. Which was most of them. Here they are:

1. Not all who wander are lost. –J.R.R. Tolkien

2. Luck never gives; it only lends. –Ancient Chinese proverb

3. Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. –Anonymous

4. Can you make yourself love? Can you make yourself be loved? –Lena Kaligaris

5. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. –Jerry Seinfeld

6. Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end. –Proverb

7. When life hands you a lemon, say, “Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?”–Henry Rollins

8. Sometimes you’re the windshield; sometimes you’re the bug. –Mark Knopfler

9. If you feel like you’re under control, you’re just not going fast enough. –Mario Andretti

10. The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got that? –Coach Brevin

11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in there shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. –Frieda Norris

12. Time tells the truth. –Fortune Cookie

13. Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best. –Anonymous

14. You will make all kinds of mistakes; but as long as you are generous and true and also fierce you cannot hurt the world or even seriously distress her. –Winston Churchill

15. Wish for what you want. Work for what you need. –Carmen’s grandmother

16. My karma ran over my dogma. –Bumper Sticker

17. What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

18. All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday. –James Joyce

19. Is there world enough for me? –Jane Frances

20. In your eyes I am complete. –Peter Gabriel

21. Nothing is too wonderful to be true. –Michael Faraday

22. Oh who can tell, save he whose heart hath tried. –Lord Byron

23. There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. –Nelson Mandela

24. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. –Groucho Marx

26. On the other hand, you have different fingers. –Jack Handey

27. Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. –Winston Churchill

28. You can only see as far as you headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. –E. L. Doctorow

29. lovers alone wear sunlight –E. E. Cummings

30. Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all. –William Goldman

31. Some things have to be believed to be seen. –Ralph Hodgson

32. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. –Graffiti

33. Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed. –Michael Pritchard

34. If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot. –Italian proverb

35. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. –John Lehman

36. Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. –Charlie Brown

37. There are two tragedies in life. One is to not get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it. –George Bernard Shaw

38. What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more that all the words I have read in my life. –Walt Whitman

39. He made the world to be a grassy road before her wandering feet. –W. B. Yeats

40. There is no remedy for love but to love more. –Henry David Thoreau

41. A pigeon is the same thing as a dove. Did you know that? –Bridget Vreeland

42. Pools of sorrow, waves of joy –John Lennon and Paul McCartney

43. Let me feel now what sharp distress I may. –Charles Dickens

44. Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then is flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. –Matt Groening

45. We are born not once, but again and again. –William Charles

46. Let the golden age begin. –Beck

47. In the summer, the song sings itself. –William Carlos Williams

48. Afterwards, the universe will explode for you pleasure. –Douglas Adams

49. Somebody already broke my heart. –Sade

50. Where there is great love, there are always miracles. –Willa Cather

51. Someday somebody’s going to ask you a question you should say yes to. –Old 97’s

52. I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun! –Homer Simpson

53. Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up of you stand under a tree, shake you fist at the sky, and say “Storms suck!” –Johnny Carson

54. There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others would pick them up. –Oscar Wilde

55. Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn’t know that, so it goes on flying anyway. –Mary Kay Ash

56. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time—a tremendous whack. –Winston Churchill

57. Patrick: I’m mad
SpongeBob: What’s the matter, Patrick?
Patrick: I can’t see my forehead.

58. God is subtle. But not malicious. –Albert Einstein

59. Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money? –Failed pick-up artist

60. Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a girl who can’t put her pants on. –Annick Marchand

61. Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter; therefore, ye soft pipes, play on. –John Keats

62. Should we have stayed home and thought of here? –Elizabeth Bishop

63. It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day. –The Naked Gun

64. Don’t ask me any question right now. I’m grumpy and I’ll probably make fun of you. –Effie Kaligaris

65. To the man who only has a hammer in his toolkit, every problem looks like a nail. –Abraham Maslow

66. Jiggle it a little, it’ll open. –Pinky and the Brain via Roger Miller

67. There was that law of life, so cruel and so just, that one must grow or else pay more for remaining the same. –Norman Mailer

68. Of course she found it in the last place she looked. If she hadn’t found it, she would still be looking. –Susannah Brown

69. We are born believing. A man bears belief as a tree bears apples. –Ralph Waldo Emerson

70. To love another person is to see the face of God. –Victor Hugo

71. My shoe is off
My foot is cold
I have a bird
I like to hold. –Dr. Seuss

72. I have tried in my way to be free. –Leonard Cohen

73. Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. –Christopher Columbus

74. I’m going back to the start. –Coldplay

75. The only true paradise is paradise lost. –Marcel Proust

76. One’s real life is so often the life that one does not lead. –Oscar Wilde

77. …and down they forgot as up they grew. –E. E. Cummings

78. Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches. –Tallulah Bankhead

79. Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional. –Greta Randolph

80. It’s innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn’t. –Mignon McLaughlin

81. Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. –Steven Wright

82. Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not. –Epicurus

83. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake. –W. C. Fields

84. It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things. –Henry David Thoreau

85. A single day is enough to make us a little larger. –Paul Klee

86. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. –Albert Camus

87. One must have a good memory to keep all the promises one has made. Friedrich Nietzsche

88. And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. –Matthew 15:14

89. Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward. –Vernon Law

90. Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort. –Anne Sexton

91.A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. –Groucho Marx

92. Why, what could she have done, being what she is? Was there another Troy for her to burn? –William Butler Yeats

93. You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. –Aldous Huxley

94. Illusions are art for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do. –Elizabeth Bowen

95. She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss,
For ever thou wilt thou love, and she be fair! –John Keats

96. Bouncing is for balls. –Tibby Rollins

97. And maybe…you are a fat little bear cub with no wings and no feathers. –Else Holmelund Minarik

98. Life’s a voyage that’s homeward bound. –Herman Melville

99. Crazy is what crazy do. –The Black Eyed Peas

100. Poor empty pants with nobody inside them. –Dr. Seuss

101. At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below. –Theodosia Garrison

102. Off we go, into the wild blue yonder. –U.S. Air Force anthem

103. You are welcome here. –B., C., L., and T.

104. You can a road that gets you to the stars, I can take a road that will see me through. –Nick Drake (This quote was supposed to be number 17, but something happened, so here it is. I am too lazy to just fix the numbers.)

If you read all of the quotes, I feel loved that you took the time to read what took an insane amount of time to do.

Do what makes you happy, eat delicious things with no remorse, and have a lovely day.