Hey, guys. So, if you've come here to learn about me, here's the synopsis you may or may not have wanted: I like a lot of things and remember very little of any of them (read: re-watching entire TV shows to find that -one part-), I have been known to be social on occasion in spite of my better judgment, I am much better at consuming fiction than writing it, and I have two cats who would like nothing more in the world than to eat my entire carpet. In my mostly nonexistent free-time I like to play long games with egregiously roundabout quest lines, to periodically convince myself that running is fun, to stare at my phone for longer than necessary, and sometimes I bake cookies. Will work for food.

But my story is nothing compared to the stories you could be reading. So what are you waiting for? Get out there and enjoy some good reading, and, if I may make a suggestion, you could always start by clicking one of the oh-so-convenient links below. (Go easy on some of my earlier stuff, though; Sometimes I don't have the heart to delete it.) Have a nice day!