Sawliet
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Joined 06-12-08, id: 1603310, Profile Updated: 12-20-09
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Parodies and Spoofs, Lost, and 30 Rock.

What's up everybody? My name is Elizabeth Smith. I'm friendly, easy-going, and probably one of the biggest nerds you'll ever meet. I currently work at a department store. It's a pretty easy gig and it pays for my car insurance. I'm hoping to go to school this semester or next fall. Oh and I hate Jocks.

Favorites

Tv shows- Lost, Family Guy, and the office(U.S version), American Dad!, 30 Rock, Flashforward, and shows on the History Channel.

Movies- I like to many, But I'll name a few- All the Harry Potter's that are out( except I didn't really care for the 6th one. Did anyone feel like they were watching a chick flick the whole time?), Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars, and Musicals.

Books- Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings.

Music- I like a variety of music ( except rap or Country).

I picked Sawliet as my user name because I want my two favorite characters on Lost to get together- Sawyer and Juliet. Update: Yes, they actually get together and live together in the Dharma Intiative. Then Juliet dies by detonating a hydrogen bomb. Well that sucks. But hey at least they were together.

That's pretty much it about me. I'm also on youtube by the same name, Sawliet, so look me up if you have an account on there also. I'm always looking for friends on there.

I wish people would review my stories! I don't care if you don't like them and find them boring or something. I appreciate critism as much as I do compliments. So please somebody review my stories!

Lost meets The Office by Lostlover5 reviews
Even if you havn't seen the office, it should make sense.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 8/31/2006
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The 30 Rock, Lost Crossovers reviews
Just little, random scenes I wrote using the 30 Rock characters and applying them to the Lost universe. Meant for humor. Hope you like them. I don't own 30 Rock or Lost.
Crossover - Lost & 30 Rock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009
Harry Potter, Family Guy, and Lethal Weapons reviews
A parody of the Family Guy episode " Lois kills Stewie" after peter kills stewie and says a Lethal Weapon Line. Same here only with Harry Potter characters. Please Review. Enjoy!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Harry and Draco are so awfully different! reviews
Harry and Draco sing about them being different.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy has Aids! reviews
Like the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore sings to Harry reviews
Harry just found out about the prophecy at the end of his fifth year. Dumbledore sings to him to help him feel better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
The Deatheater Song! reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione sing about the Deatheaters! Spoof of the FCC song from Family Guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Quagmire hits on the wrong woman reviews
Just like the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter meets Lost! reviews
This is another Lost/ Harry Potter crossover. The trio find out about the island in a book Hermione found in the Library. Read on for more and Enjoy! Will continue if requested.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
The American Dad! Harry Potter reviews
Roger the Alien from American Dad! lives at Hogwarts in the Gryffindor common room with Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Enjoy! Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Voldemort gets on Draco's nerves! reviews
Just a short story about how Voldemort gets on Draco's nerves during Draco's christmas holidays in his 7th year. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Draco M., Voldemort - Complete