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Joined 05-17-08, id: 1578723, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 6 stories for Vampire Academy.

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Thanks for taking the time to look at my profile!! :P I guess I should write something about myself... I write fanfic. I've read fanfic for ages, beginning with Harry Potter fics and then getting into Samurai Champloo, Naruto and Resident Evil fics. And now here we are, with Vampire Academy. Writing fanfic is still pretty new for me. I have trouble with finishing things, but I'm working on it. ;) I know I'm not a very skillful writer (for now, for now), but it is something I enjoy doing and would like to be better at. I write these fics for myself, but there comes a time when I don't want to keep them to myself anymore and have to put them out there for others to read. Anyway, I hope you enjoy reading my work!!

Obsessed with: The Legend of Korra. Doctor Who. Vampire Academy. Leon Kennedy. Beck/Riley. BDB. Fullmetal Alchemist. Spirited Away. Jane Eyre. Kakashi Hatake. Zombies.

OTPs!!!

Kakasaku - Naruto
DimitrixRose / SydneyxAdrian - Vampire Academy
Borra / Tahorra - Legend of Korra
Gendrya - Game of Thrones
Fuugen - Samurai Champloo

Books!!

Favorite Authors: Jana Oliver, Maria V. Snyder, Richelle Mead, J.R. Ward, Suzanne Collins, J.K. Rowling

Favorite Reads This Year: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, Forgiven by Jana Oliver, Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers

Currently Reading: Touch of Power by Maria V. Snyder

Recently Purchased: Graceling by Kristin Cashore, Cinder by Marissa Meyer, Wanderlove by Kirsten Hubbard

On My Wishlist: The Golden Lily by Richelle Mead, This Is Not a Test by Courtney Summers, Girl of Nightmares by Kendare Blake, Enshadowed by Kelly Creagh, Days of Blood & Starlight by Laini Taylor, Rapture by J.R. Ward, Timekeeper by Alexandra Monir

Favorite Book Quotes!!!

"Yeah. We were badasses." – Rose Hathaway; Shadow Kiss

"It's always a good time to think about you naked." – Eddie Castile; Vampire Academy

"What the hell kind of therapy are you in?" – Christian Ozera; Shadow Kiss

Dimitri laughed. "Your worst class is history, yet somehow, you know everything about Eastern Europe."
"Hey, gotta have material for my jokes, Comrade."
– Frostbite

"Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy... well."
– The Fault in Our Stars

"I told Augustus the broad outline of my miracle: diagnosed with Stage IV thyroid cancer when I was thirteen. (I didn’t tell him that the diagnosis came three months after I got my first period. Like: Congratulations! You’re a woman. Now die.)"
– The Fault in Our Stars

"As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
– The Fault in Our Stars

"May I see you again?" he asked. There was an endearing nervousness in his voice.
I smiled. "Sure."
"Tomorrow?" he asked.
"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager.
"Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow." I rolled my eyes. "I'm serious," he said.
"You don't even know me," I said. I grabbed the book from the center console. "How about I call you when I finish this?"
"But you don't even have my phone number," he said.
"I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book."
He broke out into that goofy smile. "And you say we don't know each other."
– The Fault in Our Stars

"What did ya learn from this dumbass stunt?"
Here's where she was supposed to apologize, promise to be a good little girl and never do anything like this again.
Screw that.
Riley locked eyes with him. "I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has to watch my back so asshats don't steal my demons."
– The Demon Trapper's Daughter

"As Beck drove out of the garage, he gave the parking attendants a big toothy smile and a wave. "There's some snow on the fifth level. Thought ya might like to know. Y'all have a nice day, now!" he called out.
No wonder Dad liked working with you."
– The Demon Trapper's Daughter

"I can't face losin' ya, Riley. Yer all I got left in this world."
That brutal honesty again. He'd peeled away more armor, and this time he'd exposed his heart."
– Soul Thief

"Paul sold his soul for you, didn't he?"
Riley turned toward him, astonished, "How did you know?"
Beck adjusted the blanket again. "I just figured it out. That's what a man should do for his daughter. Or his woman." He looked her straight in the eyes. "I'd do it for you if it kept you safe," he said tenderly.
– Forgiven

"Do not get yourself arrested, you hear?" she urged. "I am not going to bail your butt out of jail, mister."
"Now who's goin' all old geezer, huh?" He snorted. "I'm gonna get drunk and pass out on my bed at home. Haven't done that for so long I can't remember."
"Probably a reason for that, Beck. You're killing brain cells, and you don't have that many to spare."
– Forgiven

"You know, you handled yourself last night. Don't know many humans who would have taken on Rhage or me. Much less in front of all the brothers."
"Ah, now, don't get all mushy on me. We ain't dating."
– Dark Lover

"You so need to lighten up about that potato-launcher incident," Butch said.
Phury rolled his eyes and eased back in the banquette. "You broke my window."
"Of course we did. V and I were aiming for it."
"Twice."
"Thus proving that he and I are outstanding marksmen."
– Lover Unbound

"But you’ve slipped under my skin, invaded my blood and seized my heart."
"That sounds more like a poison than a person," was all I could say. His confession had both shocked and thrilled me.
"Exactly," Valek replied. "You have poisoned me."
– Poison Study

He made a weak attempt to look innocent, but I knew better. "Should I guess how many concealed weapons you have or should I strip search you?"
"A strip search is the only way to be absolutely certain." Valek's deep blue eyes danced with delight.
– Magic Study

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.
– Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

"Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people." – Peeta Mellark; The Hunger Games

"Are you suggesting that the apple ate the cheese?" – Katniss Everdeen; The Hunger Games

"I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me." – Katniss Everdeen; Catching Fire

"I thought I was something of an expert on hunger, but this is an entirely new kind." – Katniss Everdeen; Catching Fire

"Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear." – Boggs; Mockingjay

"No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you know where the wicked go after death?"
"They go to hell," was my ready and orthodox answer.
"And what is hell? Can you tell me that?"
"A pit full of fire."
"And should you like to fall into that pit, and to be burning there for ever?"
"No, sir."
"What must you do to avoid it?"
I deliberated a moment: my answer, when it did come was objectionable: "I must keep in good health and not die."
– Jane Eyre

Updates...

In Process:
Wicked Little Deeds - nothing planned at this time
The Trouble with Dragomir Princesses - no new updates at this time
Pure Blooded - no new updates at this time
Your Blood Like Wine - don't hold your breath

Completed:
I Hear Your Voice
It Only Hurts

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Resident Evil 4: Alternate Reality by 1wingangel reviews
Ashley Graham was never kidnapped. Another young woman was instead taken to Spain and made to suffer at the hands of Los Illuminados. But this woman has one advantage - she has played Resident Evil 4. What once was only nightmare is now made real, and she must fight to survive every moment. (Rated M for language, gore and survival horror content.)
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 11/11/2017
Noodle Shop by narooks reviews
Coffee shop AU (or rather, Noodlery AU - because every ship needs one). In this AU, it is Narook rather than Toza who saves Mako and Bolin from the school of hard knocks. Thus, our fabulous bending brothers grow up instead into the fabulous busboy brothers. Expect family love and a fair bit of Borra. *I SWEAR THIS IS STILL BEING UPDATED, THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME*
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012
Little Sparrowkeet by MissLe reviews
As far as Jinora's concerned, there's always been three parts to her life: when they meet, when she thinks she loves him, and when she knows she does. But she's always loved him, she doesn't know this, but for them it's always been a matter of forever.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,154 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Jinora, Bolin
Resident Evil 4: Aftershock by 1wingangel reviews
You and Leon have left Spain, but trouble has followed you home. And he is coming for you. Companion to "Resident Evil 4: Real Life Edition." Rated M for violence, gore, and language.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,962 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Leon S. K.
Good and Broken by drinktea reviews
It's an awful cliche, but it holds absolutely true for him: Korra is love at first sight. How many more cliches can they endure? 1, 2, 3, 4...
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
I've Got This Friend by Sibele reviews
Bolin – er, Bolin's "friend" – receives some brotherly advice about a certain lady. Bolin/Korra. Spoilers for episode 4.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Bolin, Korra - Complete
The Provider by ShoeNinja reviews
Korra visits the brother's apartment and gains a little perspective. One-Shot.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Blackbird by chromeknickers reviews
Deep down he wants her to push him away because it's easier that way. She won't, though. It's not in her nature. Through the good times and the bad they've come to trust one another, depend on one another. How can he possibly turn away?
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Mako, Korra] - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3778 - Favs: 4,664 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Picture Trends of Black and White by hikomokushi reviews
Shizune froze. “What?” The blonde woman held her hands out in front of her, trying to work things through her fingertips that she couldn’t with her mind. “What would you do to get Sakura back?” [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,972 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5615 - Favs: 6,537 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Your Blood Like Wine reviews
This is the shocking truth: I am in bed with a vampire. How could I let myself be seduced by evil, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. It started with a kiss… Sydney x Adrian. Bloodlines spoilers. Rated M.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sydney S., Adrian I.
Wicked Little Deeds reviews
A collection of random oneshots featuring multiple pairings and an assortment of adult situations. Rated M.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,912 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Christian O., Rose H.
The Trouble with Dragomir Princesses reviews
Every girl dreams about being a princess. Few actually are one. Even fewer than that are the ones who don't know it. LS SPOILERS. Rated M for sexual situations, violence, language, and spontaneous acts of dumbassery. Jill X Eddie
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jillian Mastrano, Eddie C.
Pure Blooded reviews
They were supposed to be happy. When she'd picked up that pregnancy test all those months ago, saw those two pink lines… she knew her life was never going to be the same again. But she never thought it'd be like this. Rose x Dimitri. Post LS.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
It Only Hurts reviews
Everything comes back to me when my eyes are open. All of the pain and all the guilt come rushing back at me like a storm. Spoilers. Pre and post Shadow Kiss.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,038 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Rose H., Eddie C. - Complete
I Hear Your Voice reviews
This is their life. And she can breathe again... He's alive. SK Spoilers
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.