Doesn't 'IchiRuki' have a nice ring to it? Teehee.

And didn't Ichigo look so HOT in his goalkeeping outfit?!

Oh, and I love Possessive!Ichigo. (But only to Rukia!)

Okay... uhh.

About me, huh? Well, there's nothing special about except for the fact that I am the most awesomest person in the world. Oh yeah, also the fact that all you foolish humans are going to be my minions when I achieve Total World Domination. If you review, I might be nice and not brain-wash you, and make you my slaves instead! Trust me, serving me with a brain is MUCH better than serving me without a brain. Anyway... do you want me to describe myself so you have a brief picture of how your future ruler would look like? Wait. Don't answer that. I'll tell you anyway!

Just so you know, I'm a girl. So ladies, if you didn't realise I was a girl and started to have some very disturbing feelings for me, I advise you to stop having these feelings 'cause it would never work out. I am not a lesbian. N-not that there's anything w-wrong with b-being one... I-I was j-just saying...(incoherent nervous mumbling) Err... ANYWAY, ON WITH THE SHOW... eheheh...

Hair: Dark brown, sort of like Chad's hair colour.

Eyes: Brown. Yeah. Nothing special, like, PURPLE or something.

Sorry, that's all folks! I can't give you anymore information on how I look like in case the authorities come to foil my plan on World Domination and they recognise me. And I can't tell you which country I live in, in case they come to Singapore and try to find me...shit... did I just say where I lived out loud?!

Ah, crap.

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And now, a few words to my beloved readers:

Ok, just to make myself clear, I really HATE the pairing IchiHime. That's why most of my stories are IchiRuki. I put Orihime as a lonely person at first, but she ends up happy in the end. So Orihime fans, don't hate me ok? I try my best not to hate her that much! At least I don't kill her off right?

Wait... I did kill her off in my oneshot... hmm... that's going to be a problem.

This apology is for the oneshot 'A Very Violent Encounter'. I actually wanted to put this at the end of the story but I forgot about it. So, here it is

Sorry to all Orihime fans... I couldn't resist! But hey, you should be grateful that Orihime found her soul mate!(Ishida I mean)Anyways, I hope that you enjoyed this oneshot! Violence was necessary for humor, ne?

Also, I was told by someone that I made... spelling and grammer mistakes? If I did, could you please point it out to me? I didn't see any mistakes when I read it through. And if the oneshot was 'too strange and confusing', (as someone said) well, I have a lot to say about that.

For the 'strange' part: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRANGE. IT WAS OOC. ITS CALLED HUMOR.

For the 'confusing' part : I guess you have to really understand it. I can't say that everyone would be able to. Its just based on opinion I guess.

~JOIN THE ICHIRUKI PARADE~

SPREAD LOVE THE ICHIRUKI WAY.

If you believe that Ichigo and Rukia are meant for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Black Sun is meant for White Moon, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that Rukia belongs to Ichigo and Ichigo belongs to Rukia, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they are perfect for each other, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that they love each other, paste this is your profile.

If you do not believe in IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you hate IchiHime, paste this in your profile.

If you believe that IchiRuki shall prevail, paste this in your profile.

IF YOU LOVE ICHIRUKI, PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

~ICHIRUKI IS LOVE. BITTER OR SWEET, IT SCREAMS: LOVE!~

"Bunny. Cute."

Words by Kuchiki Rukia, fellow Bunny lover.

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Favourite Pairings (in no particular order):

IchigoxRukia *They're meant for each other! Can't you tell?! How can you IchiHime people be so blind?!* (Bleach)

StevexDanny *Yeah, I know. They're both men. What's the problem here?* (Hawaii Five-0)

FinnxRachel (Glee)

MikanxNatsume (Alice Academy)

RanmaxAkane (Ranma 1/2!)

MayxAsh (Pokemon)

AyanoxKazuma (Kaze no Stigma)

RyuujixTaiga (Toradora!)

WolframxYuuri (Kyou Kara Maou)

RubyxSapphire (Pokemon Adventures-Comic)

SawakoxShouta (Kimi ni Todoke)

BettyxDaniel (Ugly Betty)

LisbonxJane (The Mentalist)

JustinxAustin (Ugly Betty)

TrainxEve (Black Cat)

AmuxIkuto (Shugo Chara!)

NodamexChiaki (Nodame Cantabille)

Hated Pairing of ALL TIME (I didn't bother to write any other pairings 'cause this one deserves ALL my "attention"):

IchigoxOrihime -- FULL. OFF. CRAP. I've got a WHOLE explanation for this. (Refer to above introduction or below)-

Curse that Orihime. I know she likes Ichigo, but STAY OUT OF ICHIGO'S AND RUKIA'S WAY DAMMIT! Orihime sucks. IchiHime will never be. IchiRuki forever!!

Oh, don't "Kurosaki-kun" me. Boo-hoo for you.

(Sorry to all IchiHime fans though. I just feel that she is just a hinderance to... OH WHAT AM I SAYING, INOUE ORIHIME SUCKS TO THE CORE!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!)

P.S.

I can't help it that I DESPISE her. She's a slut. Deal with it.

"What the hEcK?! Just review and I'll be happy! Jeez..."

Words by Kurosaki Ichigo, fellow Awesome Person.

These are a few words that I have to say to the four main Bleach characters reading this profile.

Ichigo: Ichigo! If you're reading this, I want to say that you are AWESOME. You looked soooo hot in your goalkeeper uniform. *sighs dreamily* Also, take care of Rukia. You two are meant for each other. Don't let the slut get in the way... hint hint, nudge nudge.

Rukia: You are the BEST!! EEEP!! I can't believe you're reading this!! It's a dream come true!! Cough cough... anyway, remember to kick Ichigo, your soulmate, when he's naughty 'kay? Oh, and don't let the slut get too close to Ichigo. You may never know if she kidnapps your beloved Ichigo and locks him in a room that drains spiritual energy, so he won't be able to fight back. I mean it. Yes, and one more thing. Don't hesitate to kill the slut. She's not that important in the storyline anyway.

Uryu: Ishida-san... You can sew really fast. Why are your glasses shiny?

Orihime: Oh, Inoue-san! Nice to have you join me! These are the stuff I want to say. I put them in numerical order so you won't get confused. Aren't I sweet?

1. I hate you.

2. You are an asshole.

3. You are a slut.

4. Your "assets" are not proportionate.

5. Your clothes are too tight. (Don't think that Ichigo will notice you. He only notices a certain raven-haired shinigami.)

6. Bitch.

To IchiHime fans: If you have something to say about me hating Orihime, don't put it in the reviews. Be a man/woman and send me a message personally! No need to flash your smart-ass-mouth on the review page. That page is for people who actually CARE about the story. That's why it's called a REVIEW.

... :D

31st July 2008

Oh my freakin' GOD.

I think I'm gonna explode of bloody HAPPINESS!! AHHHHH!!

Ehem... anyway, the reason I'm SO happy is 'cause of the new Bleach Ending 16!! It's completely IchiRuki!! The way Rukia runs to him... OHOHOHO!! I GET SO EXCITED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!! I definitely recommend you watch it.

I can't wait for an episode where Ichigo... going to Rukia... bends down... leans in... a little more... and then... then...THEN...

SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER*

gasp...gasp... I-I... c-can't breathe... too m-much ex-excitement...

ANNNYWAYYY, I have a tingling feeling that I have to write something new, but I can't think of a good storyline... So... ermm... I was wondering... if you could you know... maybe... I mean its alright if you don't want to... but... takes in deep breath Wouldyoumindrequestingforastory?!

What's that?

You didn't hear me?!

Fuck.

Now I have to say it again?

Ok... I'll say it slower this time...

Would you, my beloved minions, be able to help me, in this very small way, and come up with a storyline for me? Like I said, (more like mumbled...) you don't have to do it. Just help me out a bit could ya guys? I need INSPIRATION! Send me a message if you have a request 'kay? Thanks!

~DOTWM

8th August 2008

Currently, I'm munching on some Loacker chocolate wafer-thingies and crying my eyes out. How could anyone be so mean and write about Ichigo/Rukia dying?! Especially when the last words they say before they die happen to be the first time they say those three words "I love you... Ichigo/Rukia..."Why?! TELL ME WHY?! I HATE ANGST AND TRAGEDY STORIES!! sniff-sniff

I'm never reading anything that has to do with either of them dying. NEVER!! So, are you so-called IchiRuki fans, gonna stop writing Angst and Tragedy? My goal in life is to make all those terrible stories disappear forever!! YAY!!

Oh yeah. Before I forget... why haven't any of you given me something to write about?! SEND MEEEE A REEEQUEST PLEEEASE!

~D.O.T.W.M. ... DOTWM! (sing it like a rapper)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

10th November 2008

There's this new Bleach movie 3, Fade to Black, I Call Your Name, starring Rukia! SQUEALS So anyway, there's a rumor going around saying that this'll be an IchiRuki movie! HOORAY! Here's the synopsis:

A mysterious reiatsu explosion occurs in the center of Seireitei in Soul Society, causing it to be destroyed. At the exact same time, a major change overwhelms Kuchiki Rukia, which leaves her losing something important inside. Urahara Kisuke sends Kurosaki Ichigo to Soul Society to investigate the disturbance. Upon reaching Seireitei, Ichigo is set upon and attacked by shinigamis, once allies, who have no memory of him and Rukia. Now alone and on the run, Ichigo must find the missing Rukia and uncover the cause of the mysterious incident before it's too late.

Yup. That's it. Be sure to watch the new Bleach movie! But don't get too disappointed if there isn't any IchiRuki-action alright?

Boi boi,

DOTWM

3rd December 2008

I've been watching this Anime called Toradora!. I really liked the storyline 'cause it sorta reminded me of IchiRuki. There's a guy who everyone thinks is a delinquent, only 'cause he has scary eyes -apparently. I seriously don't see anything wrong with it! Then there's this midget girl who IS a delinquent, yada yada yada... anyway, you guys should really watch it and write some fanfiction on the both of them! There wasn't a category for Toradora! so I requested for one and fanfiction just replied to me that they added it! YAY! So start writing! I'll be writing one too, soon. XD

...hopefully.

DOTWM

8th March 2009

So there was a guy/animal who put a review on my story 'A Very Violent Encounter' and what he/she/it said was this :

What the hell is that? Honestly, I cant understand any of it. Inoue wouldn't
ever screaming like that and Ichigo would never kick her. I know that Ichigo
loves Rukia (as the matter of fact), but the fanfic is unbelieveable. Sorry,
but I'm trying to be honest.

So right now, I am not only pissed, but... extra pissed (?). I mean, its CRACK. AND I said it was OOC. Hell-oooo? I made it like that. And its not supposed to be believable, its supposed to be WHACK. COMPLETELY WHACK. Ugh. Can't you just let me dream what I wanna dream? And if you can't understand it, well, that's too bad for you. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for constructive critisism. Except, you know, it has to be CONSTRUCTIVE. I mean, I'm sorry he/she/it doesn't understand the fic, but hell, I made the fic for REASONS.

1) I WANT Inoue to scream in pain like I've never heard her scream before.

2) I WANT Ichigo to kick her. 'Cause I really want him to kick her.

3) I KNOW Ichigo loves Rukia. Duh.

4) And lastly, I DON'T EFFING CARE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BE HONEST.

But I guess that's just his/her/its opinion. So if you don't like it, its your loss Shiro - Mitsukai. And you know what, it isn't a signed review! Wimp. I can't clarify these things with him/her/it. Ah, so sad.

...Well, not really. Hehe.

To all the other potential reviewers out there, did I scare you off?! Don't be afraid to give me constructive critisism, okay? Critisism IS for improvement. Honestly, I don't know how to improve with that kind of review.

Till next freaking time,

DOTWM! YEAH!

27th March 2009

EeepOhmygodWhoopee!

Ryuuji and Taiga got together!! HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS THAT?! I'm just so HAAAIR-PEE!! (Happy. Duh.) This is the best pre-birthdaypresent EVER! I mean, my birthday is in 3 days... 30th March! WootWoot.

What's that? You wanna give me a present? Aww, I couldn't...

Ah, what the hell. Gimme an IchiRuki stooory!! Oh. And I'll be updating my drabble collection on my BIRD-DAY. Am I great or what? WHOOOPEEEEEEEE!!

ehem~ehem

Bye bye!

DOTWM!!

P.S: I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out 'cause I'm on drugs. And drugs make me high!! ... I'm kidding though. Kids, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT take drugs. It's bad for health and it does not make you high...

I think.

9th October 2009

No, I haven't died (but close to it). Just really drained of inspiration. It's probably because of the exams happening right now (NOT RIGHT NOW, NOW, YOU MORONS!). Ahh, don't tell my momma. She said I couldn't use the computer till exams were over, but now, here I am... and I've still got 3 papers left!! Oh, the torture!

Oh. And I've been on a manga craze just days before the exams started, and let me tell you, there are LOTS of wonderful Shouju manga out there!

Buh-bye!

DOTWM... *cause I'm feeling guilty*

3rd March 2010

Hey guys, if you're reading this, I'm guessing you guys have nothing else better to do :D

I've been gone for awhile and haven't been updating a thing (and I'm REALLY sorry about that), but I'm having my major exams in October, so I'm starting to prepare now. You british people should know 'bout the 'O' Levels, right? So, yup. I'll be gone from FF for some time, but DON'T WORRY, I haven't abandoned any of my stories. If I have the time, I'll update ASAP. Oh, and wish me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

...It's in 27 days, but STILL.

smiles sheepishly*

DOTWM

17th September 2010

Yo! Long time since I've updated, eh? Well, in case some of you haven't read my A/N in What Flour Bags Can Do To You, I'll just tell you now that I'll only be able to update in November/December. Sorry, but I've got my major exams that my whole life is depended upon! Oh yeah, and I've got Facebook! Woohoo! If you wanna add me, just PM and I'll tell you... Maybe...

Much Love,

DOTWM

18th December 2010

Hey guys! As promised, I'll be updating What Flour Bags Can Do To You really soon, and since you've waited soooooooo long, I'll be posting the first chapter of my new story on the same day as well! :) To all the loyal fanfiction-ers who've sticked with my stories despite the lack of updates, thanks!

Huggles,

DOTWM

15th September 2011

HI. HOW YOU DOIN'.

So I've just been lazing around at home doing nothing the past few days. No excuses for why I haven't been updating really. Just... I dunno. I'm just so lazy to THINK. Ughhh. I've written down an IchiRuki oneshot, although I don't know if I should put it up. It was a request from a LONG time ago and I just found it when I was looking for my earing under my bed.

Yeah, don't ask.

I'm needing more requests so PLEASE send me one and I can update the IchiRuki oneshots! Thaaaaanks. *says in a lazy drawl*

--DanceOfTheWhiteMOOOOOOOOOON *yawns*

22nd January 2012

Good morning fanfictioners!

Guess what?

I moved! To Eng-fuckin'-land!

Can you believe it?! Living in a country my whole life, then suddenly being thrust into a whole new environment!

EXCITING!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know, maybe I'm overreacting, but when you've only seen asian faces all your life, and now only seeing whites and blacks and other races... it's a huge change.

It's so cold here all the time, and I'm so used to the Hawaii climate of Singapore, so I think I might be suffering from a bit of a cold, but HEY.

No pain, no gain right?!

fist bump*

DOTWM