Females will kill you twice as fast for half the reason, just because they are sad afterward, doesn’t change the fact that you are dead.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors.

Ugly Truths About FanFictions and The People Who Write Them:

-Most of the people who write fanfictions, shouldn't.

-If the fangirls had their way, every guy would be gay for their best friend.

-Half the time when two characters who previously hated each other suddenly fall in love, it's usual for no apparent reason.

-In fanfictions, "I hate you" usual means "I want to have sex with you".

-Even if the same story has been written ten times before, twelve other people will write the same thing.

-If all else fails, send the characters to high school.

-Great ideas do not always translate well into great stories.

-Self insert fanfictions are almost never a good idea.