I have a name, and if I tell you then I'd have to kill you. I'm living somewhere a thousand feet under ground, hiding from the secret order of ninjas. I'm viciously sarcastic, and the most pleasant ray of friggin sunshine. My favorite authors are Jane Austen, Dan Brown, Lewis Carrol, Charles Dickens, Libba Bray, Limony Snicket, Lois Lowry, and other authors like that. When I grow up (if the ninjas don't get me first...)I plan to be a stunt pilot, beta tester, or History Teacher. My favorite movies? Pride and Prejudice (the GOOD one, not the fake version with Keira Knightly...curses), The Dark Knight, anything by Tim Burton, The Prestige, The Great Debaters, Persuasion, Hot rod, Napoleon Dynamite, The Spongebob Sqarepants Movie, and Mean Girls. I like a strange variety of music, from Evanescence, Within Temptation, Paramore, and Panic! at the Disco to good old 80's (Van Halen, Bon Jovi, Poison, etc.) I'm also into movie soundtracks showtunes (sometimes...) and about any random song you can conjure (Mika...) I come from a witty, hilariously wierd family, but I love those people! The love of my life is THE ever charming Fitzwilliam Darcy! I'm sort of self absorbed in an entertaining way. I have a FREAKISH obsession with The Legend of Zelda (particularly the LEGIT games, like Twilight Princess...FREAKING BEST GAME EVER). I could tell you about anything about that game. So sad, I know... I have an amazing metabolism, which enables me to eat about anything without any guilt! Ha ha! My favorite food is anything edible!

NOTE: I just became a beta reader and I wanna help you! If you don't know what that is, it's basically a person who proofreads your stories before you submit them. I'm more than willing to do it for you!

HA! I just wasted five minutes of your life? What are you going to do now PUNK?!

Anywho, enjoy my stories (or ELSE)

The Hermit Crab