Hey! It's me! I really have absolutely no idea what to say here. Most people just talk about how amazing they are, but I am too humble for my own good, so I don't know what to say and am just typing random stuff now!

Okay, a lot of people put quotes, paste things into their profiles, and talk about their likes... so I guess I'll do that.

Favorite Movies:

Clue (Okay, who doesn't)

Moulin Rouge

Whale Rider

Shakespeare in Love (Squeeee!)

Lady Hawk (My Grampy forced me to watch all of these classics, so this was one that I liked a lot!)

Sliding Doors (AMAZINGNESS!)

Groundhog Day!

Anything Disney (Not a movie title, but i don't want to spend a billion hours listing each one.)

1776 (My name is Richard Henry Lee, Virginia is my home!)

Favorite TV Shows:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (This one wins)

Roswell

Firefly

Castle (This one kinda wins too)

Favorite Books (Series)/Comics:

The Young Wizards Series

Tales of the Slayer

Chronicles of Narnia

Archie Comics

Harry Potter (Okay, this one is Universal too)

The Land of Elyon Series (She has my name! I'm Alexa too! Only I was Alexa first!)

The Ology books (They're just so awesome!)

The Sylvie Cycle

The Uglies Series

To Kill a Mickingbird (No I am not joking)

Feed

Animal Farm

1984

The Catcher in the Rye (Holden Caulfield is my baby)

Existentialism is a Humanism (Love Sartre. Please read this if you ever get the chance!)

Macbeth

Favorite Music/Songs/Bands:

Too many, too diverse to even recount. But my altime favorite song would be "Citizen Soldier" by Three Doors Down. I try to live to be a citizen soldier myself.

Pairings:

Buffy:

Tara/Willow

Xander/Anya

Buffy/Spike

Roswell:

Michael/Maria

Max/Liz

Isabel/Alex

Isabel/Kyle

Avatar:

Kataang (Katara/Aang)

Tokka (Toph/Sokka)

Maiko (Mai/Zuko)

Jinko (Jin/Zuko I like this one much less, but it's still okay)

Yuokka (Yue/Sokka Only until she died, I prefer Tokka anyway)

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermionie

Neville/Luna

James/Lily (Well no crap!)

Favorite Quotes From My Life:

Grace: Alexa, you can't lie to me! I know you too well! Alexa: I know! That's what makes you so mind-numbingly irritating!

Alexa: You two make the entire populace go "HUH?"

Alexa: I'd want to be a vegitarian, but I don't have the will power. Besides, the way I see it, eating meat is like the circle of life only in mass production.

Anashya: You asked your french teacher for a blow dryer so you can blow dry your butt, and you call me wierd?

Mom: (Teasing the Jahovas Witnesses) Have you ever given any thought to the Kingdom of Heaven? Alexa: No, I actually haven't given it much thought. I've just been too busy worshipping Satan and becoming a lesbian.

Anashya: The attic is the Shrine of Life. All truth in the world resides in the attic.

Mme. See: (Explaining a French phrase) The neighbor above, or the neighbor from above. Alexa: (Whispers under breath) Cumbaya my lord...

Mme. See: Sometimes "reveilles-tu" doesn't work to get them up. If that doesn't work, what do you do? Alexa: (To Anashya) Shove them out of bed, that oughta get them up. Anashya: Or better yet! Flip the mattress on them completely!

Anashya: Great minds think alike! Alexa: And so do we!

Alexa: C'mon, let's go look at the baby pictures so we can say "Awww, they were so cute... what happened?"

Alexa: Mme. See, do you happen to know a good pyromaniac?

Alexa: EAT BRA!!

Catherine: Keep away from the wine cabinet, the power drills, the garage, and the gym equipment. Anashya: What!? No Wine!? Alexa: And no power drills!? Anna: Well I don't know why I'm here because I came for the wine and the power drills!

Julie: Well you could use a linear grapheme, or if you want you could use a frequency histogram to... (cut off) Alexa: Julie, are you mapping out my sex life?

Favorite Quotes that I Just Heard Though Chain Mails and Other Random Places:

"Fundamentalists; more mental than fun."

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it called rape or shoplifting" (C'mon, you know you laughed)

"If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?"

"I'm a bit widdershins."

"Puff was not a morning dragon." (Insert picture of a pissed dragon here)

"Religious War; fighting over who has the best imaginary friend." (Sorry if I offended anyone, it's just funny how bluntly they put it.)

"Long ago when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Now it's called golf."

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." -- E.A. Poe

"We do not stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing." THAT'S RIGHT!

"Misty"

My name is Misty
I'm only three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,

I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have
Made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream,
But its much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Misty
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Misty. And you can help. And please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. This has to stop, and we are the ones who can make the change if we just try. If you have a heart, find room for this on your profile between your favorite quotes and you favorite foods. You could save a life. I decided to be the change... what about you?

If you feel the need to howl at the moon, copy and paste this in your profile

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If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side (Zutara) yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile.

"I Am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows 10,000 things. The 4923rd thing I know is that Katara and Aang will end up together." Copy this into your profile if you believe it.

ZUTARA IS DEAD (And never was alive). The Season Two finale proves this. Copy this into your profile if you agree.

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their butts off.

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If you pretty much live under a rock when it comes to pop culture, but know the fourteenth ammendment, or something like that, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile (SAY NO TO DRUGS!)

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If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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