KelliNicolehide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Twilight. Disclaimer, Because I don't like putting it on everything: I do not own Twilight, nor any other story for which I may write fanfiction at a future date. Myspace: Stupid_lamb913 Add me. :) All the stories I've added are more than likely the only ones I'll ever have on here. I only get on once every few months or so. The best way to contact me is through PM. |
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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4786 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Where did Lily come from? by Severus my hero reviews
Albus asks his brother James where his little sister came from and the children come to some very interesting conclusions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Albus S. P., James P. - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
We Meet Again by bloodwhore reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 16 years apart! But this time... they've both got company. A HUGE TWIST! Full Summary inside! First FanFic! Rated T just in case :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,289 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
L i f e Support by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
“No other road. No other way. No day but today.” Twilight/RENT x-over. TBC.
Crossover - RENT & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella
I'll Always Be With You by LovelyinLavender reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Chicago and into a very old house, but there's something different about this place. What if Edward had died in 1918, and what if he never really left his former home? Will romance develop? M for lemons, usual pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,547 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Which Alohamora is not the Answer by azaera reviews
Snape appears at Number 4 Privet Drive, reluctantly dragged along by the esteemed Headmaster of Hogwarts to pick up the golden boy. Who else engages him in a challenge of childish wit and muggle over magic than Petunia Dursley? Note: Very...silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
It Just Had To Be You by blueray reviews
Oneshot. Of all the people Draco could've saved, it just had to be Harry. A potion overdose leaves Harry in the care of Draco. HPDM or DMHP you figure. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Statues by a certain slant of light reviews
Now Playing: JasperBella. A series of drabbles, most based around non-canon or odd pairings. Many different ships, genres, and characters! ჯ het, slash, femslash. angst, humor, romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Malfoys Don't Cry by meganxrawr reviews
You remember, quite clearly, the day your world became another's. Challenge fic, Father-Daughter moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 247 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why Do You Think I Never Bet Against Alice? by hbthegr8 reviews
One night, while Bella sleeps, Edward does what all humans eventually do at some point in their lives... he googles himself. Imagine the complications when he finds out he is the protagonist in America's most popular book series...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
All In a Day's Work by Sancia Chislaine reviews
It's just another trpical day at work... Well for Draco, Hermione, Blaise, Harry, Pansy and Theo anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8494 - Favs: 7,754 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under the Oak Tree by Sweet.Melody817 reviews
The events of Halloween night retold from Boo Radley's perspective.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A Distinct Possibility by InterruptedProgress reviews
“These things take time, Bella,” Alice explained. Her tone seemed… evasive. “I mean, I wasn’t sure things were going to work out this way, but there was a distinct possibility…" When exactly did Alice buy Bella's wedding dress?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Alice - Complete
Revenge Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Edward gets revenge for what Bella did to his baby. You should read Death Of The Volvo first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Death Of The Volvo by MonkeyMojo reviews
Bella is tired of Edward's obsession. She decides to take things into her own hands... Along with some explosives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Hereafter by newfoundlove reviews
FKA August Thirteenth. EPOV. B&E's wedding night, what is their newlywed life like? What challenges will they face as they begin their forever together? Will Edward finally see Bella as his equal... what will it take?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,025 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 208 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Back to December reviews
All-Human. Bella knows she screwed up when she left Edward back in December. Now all she has to do is convince him she still cares. One-shot based on Back to December by Taylor Swift. Admittedly not my best stuff, so take it easy on me. And review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Escuela reviews
One-shot soon to become a two-shot. Lemon in second part. Based on a true miserable story. AH! Bella and Edward are working together in Spanish. But Spanish isn't the only thing Edward's "working on."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Need Me Like a Bad Habit reviews
Sequel to Broken Down in Bars and Bathrooms. With a wedding on the way, and Bella being changed, how can she say goodbye to those loved ones she must leave behind? Unfinished and unimpressive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,266 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who Else? reviews
Lemony one-shot written for Amanda Hold's challenge. Rewrite of a chapter of Broken Down in Bars and Bathrooms. Also a great read, if I do say so myself. Wonderful author. ha.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken Down In Bars and Bathrooms reviews
Bella has a little rebellious stage when Edward leaves in New Moon. Warning: Drug use, sexual themes, and language! Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,088 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Young reviews
Sequel to the Ninth Cullen. Cole and Ayden are enjoying life with their family. But what happens when old rivals of one family member try and disturb the peace?Written before I could put a good sentence together. Don't hold it against me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
You're My Playground Love reviews
One-shot. Edward and Bella visit Forks about a year after the change. They get side-tracked on the way back to Denali. Title credit to: Playground Love by Air.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ninth Cullen reviews
Ayden Cullen- an interesting teenage vampire. This is her story upon meeting the Cullens, and so forth. Falling in love, vacationing with the Volturi, and other mayhem to come! Written before I could put a good sentence together. Don't hold it against me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,574 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Tears of the Angels reviews
The Cullens lose a very crucial member of their family. In response to IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. : Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
