I figured that the time has finally come to update this page. After all, two years is long enough, right? Okay, I have several projects either in mind or on the way; however, the only two stories that have been posted on that I still plan to expand are "Scraps of Stupidity" and "Karp Fest". Also, I want to thank everyone who has helped me with these two stories, seeing as how they're the only ones that get any hits... One story that I've barely started working on is another Marauder-era story (probably AU) that may or may not be able to be posted on this site due to content. I hope to have at least a decent outline for it by the beginning of summer vacation (first week of June) so I can work on it during the summer program. Yes, it's the same one I was enrolled in last year that gave me about five or six hours a day to write.

I'm going to be doing some major updating and publishing over the next few weeks, possibly until the end of September. I have a ton of work to do on both "Karp Fest" and "Scraps of Stupidity", so please don't give up on me. And about my last update... Yeah, I changed most of the plot for the story I was planning, and those changes will take a while to take place. In other words, don't expect the first chapter of it to be posted anytime soon. Thank you for your patience, and enjoy whatever you came here for.

Yey, I updated Karp fest again today! It's hard to believe it's on chapter six already. I wonder how long it's going to be when Tom Ato's story is finally finished...

As of yesterday, KF has an official fan page on FaceBook! Woot! If you're a fan of da Karp Fest, be sure to show your support and join!

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