The ability to make a funny face is because God wants to laugh at us when he goes through our yearbooks. -Me

Pretty boring introduction there if I do say so myself.

Well. Not much to tell you, but let's rattle off the usual crap, why don't we?
Name: Kelsenellenelvial Gil-Ravadry-this name used to be much harder so we shortened it. I mean, the Gil used to have two Ls! Call me Kelsy for short.

Name Meaning: In the Spierwielder's Trilogy, which consists of three books (duh) called 'The Woods Out Back, The Dragon's Dagger and The Dragon Slayer, one of the main characters of the land called Farie is an elf named Kelsey. Well, his full name is what's above, but his friends call him Kesley just to tease him. So know you know where my name comes from.

Age: Somewhere between get up and go, and sit down and woah!

Current Residency: Well, first i resided in the womb. Then when my accommodations became to cramped...

Favorite Movie: The Lion King and Sword in the Stone (both Disney) also Robin Hood: Men in Tights. And Cat's Don't Dance, and and...wiat, why do you want to know anyway?

Favorite Song:The Guy Song by Barlow Girl 'American Witch' by Rob Zombie and 'Don't Fight It' by Kenny Loggins.

TV Show: MASH, the original Scooby-Doo, A Haunting, One Piece. Psych is a new favorite. Tim Omundson and James Roday are wicked.

Oath to My Friends

When you are sad . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking weasel who made you sad. When you are scared . . . I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried . . . I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused . . . I will use little words to explain it to you. When you are lost . . . I will answer my cell phone and give you directions. When you are sick . . . I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. And when you fall . . . I will point and laugh at you.

This is my oath . . . I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend. And the whole reason people have friends is to have fun.

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.”

“I'm sorry to say
so but, sadly it's true
that bang-ups and hang-ups
can happen to you"

"And will you succeed?
Yes! You will indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed)”

How to be an Artist: by Sark

Stay loose.
Learn to watch snails.
Plant impossible gardens.
Invite someone dangerous to tea.
Make little signs that say Yes! and post them all over the house.
Make friends with freedom and uncertainty.
Look forward to dreams.
Cry during movies.
Swing as high as you can on a swingset, by moonlight.
Cultivate moods.
Refuse to "be responsible".
Do it for love.
Take lots of naps.
Give money away.
Do it now.
The money will follow.
Believe in magic.
Laugh alot.
Celebrate every gorgeous moment.
Take moonbaths.
Have wild imaginings, transformative dreams, and perfect calm.
Draw on the walls.
Read everyday.
Imagine yourself magic.
Giggle with children.
Listen to old people.
Open up.
Dive in.
Be free.
Bless yourself.
Drive away fear.
Play with everything.
Entertain your inner child.
You are innocent.
Build a fort with blankets.
Get wet.
Hug trees.
Write love letters.

"So we've got stuff in common, after all,

we're just human, after all." -Daft Punk