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 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Hey! My name is Elise and I share this account with my wonderful friend Linda. Elise- I'm 14 just in case you wanted to know. Books- Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, The truth about forever, Just Listen, and about a thousand others! Manga- Naruto, Fruits Basket, Gravitation, Absolute Boyfriend, Full Metal Alchemists, Deathnote, and, once again, a thousand others! Linda-I love Twilight(vampires in general.) I read manga., such as Fruits basket, Deathnote, and Absolute Boyfriend. Links- Favorite Quotes- Edward is a perfect angel, God created angels, Carlisle created Edward into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and everyone of us woke up, saw Carlisle and thought he was God. All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most society. My goal in life is to have everyone I ever come in contact with to fall in love with the Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!! You're intoxicated by my very presence. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally. Things to contemplate- Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear brighter before you hear them speak? Why does an 'X' stand for kiss? |
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TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Did You Miss Me? by singintoyourself reviews
COMPLETE! He moved. She moved on. Now he's back and joins the Sycamore Falls Marching Band, her band, under her command. Welcome to competitions, fights, laughs, drama and maybe even a little love, as one boy comes back home and one girl has to adjust.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 81,336 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Kaleidoscope by lalalanerd reviews
Bella is a woman in New York City with a lot of debt and a strong dislike for the "Stupid pretty boys with their stupid money and stupid jobs". Will her attitude change upon meeting the mysterious and wealthy Edward Cullen? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,204 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,771 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
Mary Alice by WishMyBloodSang reviews
She has always had what has been called a 'devil's curse' laid upon her. Her name is Mary Alice Brandon, she is 17 years old in present day Fork's Washington, she is friends with Bella Swan, but then the Cullen's move in and her abusive father flips. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,723 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Smiles In Years by SoScreamLouderNow reviews
Not an Edward and Bella story, but a story all about Alice! Japser leaves Alice and she's a wreck. Until someone finds her... FirstFanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
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OPPOSITE DAY MADNESS! reviews
You've all played opposite day, right? Yeah, well this is what happens when Emmett decides to play it. All Cullens, minus the parents, are completely opposite. Quite funny, if I do say so myself. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Metamorphosis reviews
All characters are human. Bella is dating Mike, but has a crush on her best friend Edward. But Edward also has a secret. Wait, where's Alice? You won't know unless you read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,185 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007
Truth or Dare, Cullen style! reviews
What happens when Bella agrees to play truth or dare with the Cullens? Why is Bella dressed up as Pikachu? Why is Mike kissing Edward? What's the connection between Edward and his precious Volvo? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
