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Joined 09-18-07, id: 1379484, Profile Updated: 02-17-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Parodies and Spoofs, and Wicked.

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Name: Zara

Fandoms (Of course): Wicked, Kingdom Hearts and Harry Potter are my main fandoms (Axis of Win, if you will). However, I usually just surf around. Fun? Yes. Possibly Psychologically Disturbing? Mostdef.

OTP: Gelphie. A recent love, but a strong one nonetheless.

Other pairings: Pretty much, ghey. Love it. Can't get enough. I like very, very few het pairings. I'm also somewhat prone to crack pairings. This works out nicely, since both KH and HP have massive evil organizations. These make for the best, most random crackfics I have yet to come across. Anyways...yeah. If it's yaoi or femslash, I'm pretty much there. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF INCEST, OR MASSIVE AGE DIFFERENCES. Yech.

Other, un-fanfic related things: I'm 15, and recently discovered I was gay. Why this came as even a remote surprise, I really have no idea. I'm extraordinarily liberal, a total nerd, and prone to long, exclamation filled rants. I'm told I'm both funny and intelligent, but that could be the drugs talking. I'm easily flattered, and entirely too uke for my own good. I'm also a massive musical nerd, meaning the contents of my mp3 player go massively unrecognized by my peers. I hate Twilight, with a passion. I hate many things, with a passion. I talk about this a lot. Evidently, I enjoy starting sentences with the letter I. You should definitely email me, because I'm probably sitting at my computer anyways, and will write back.

Note about ETS: No-one read the fic anyways, but in case it's not obvious, I'm not doing anything with it. It sort of sucks, but my sense of nostalgia is pointing a gun at my head and for some ungodly reason, forcing me to keep it posted.

IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH: I now Beta! So, if you like me at all, you should reccomend me to your friends. Or send me your stuff. Or just spread the word. I'll be super-grateful! And more prone to doing stuff for you, be it writing or beta-ing or whatever.

AGH. This just fulfills my nasty sense of shame, but if you have issues with some of the stories I post, please don't tell me. I have no confidence, and requirements to meet. I really don't need to know if you didn't like it.

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Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Chemical Ties by ClumsyMooseProductions reviews
Roxas' first day at his new school, and already he'd been pulled into some wierd group of misfits with habits of setting things on fire, dyeing their hair in class, and calling him 'blondie'. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Axel, Roxas
That Heinous Scarf by ClumsyMooseProductions reviews
It all began with a scarf. Drarry. Re-written, re-uploading.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,105 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Axel Used To Be by ClumsyMooseProductions reviews
“Roxas… wait.” He said, voice raw with the emotions he couldn’t feel. AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Citric Acid by moose.with.a.shoe.productions reviews
Mustang got up from his desk and stalked over to the blonde boy. “I told you to lock the door, Elric.” RoyEd with a side of EdRussell. Yaoi. Lemon. Citrus. Hot smutty mansex. Can we get any clearer?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Memories reviews
Tiiiny drabble. Elphaba reflects. Set at Kiamo Ko. Gelphie
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Candy Mountain! reviews
TOTAL Crackfic. Mildly amusing. Again, crack to 23rd power.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Xigbar's Hunt reviews
Just a short poem I wrote for my friend, based on a picture she drew that I'm enitirely in love with.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Xigbar, Saïx - Complete
Endless Twisted Staircases reviews
A story about five Hogwarts students, who experience confusion, depression, elation and some literally magical yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Different Love reviews
Just a short poem about Harry and Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete