My name's Valerie. Welcome to my FanFiction Page.

Interests:
Acting, Clubbing, Dancing, Facebooking, Make Up, Modelling, Playing My Guitar, Reading, Shopping, Singing, Taking Photos

Favorite Music:
ABBA, Amy MacDonald, Avril Lavigne, Cascada, Demi Lovato, Evanescence, Fabrika, Green Day, Hey Monday, Hilary Duff, JoJo, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Lady GaGa, Linkin Park, Little Boots, Miley Cyrus, Paramore, Pink, Skye Sweetnam, Taylor Swift, The All-American Rejects

Favorite TV Shows:
'Allo 'Allo, Dad's Army, Family Guy, Father Ted, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Hannah Montana, JONAS, Lost In Austen, My Family, My Name Is Earl, Sonny With A Chance, That's So Raven, Wizards Of Waverly Place

Favorite Movies:
10 Things I Hate About You, 2012, A Cinderella Story, Another Cinderella Story, Camp Rock, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, Clueless, Confessions Of A Shopaholic, Edward Scissorhands, Freaky Friday, From Hell, Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past, Harry Potter, Hocus Pocus, Madagascar, Maid In Manhattan, Mamma Mia, Mean Girls, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Pride And Prejudice, P.S. I Love You, Raise Your Voice, Sleeping Beauty, Stardust, Steel Magnolias, St Trinians, The Chronicles Of Narnia, The Devil Wears Prada, The Invention Of Lying, The Perfect Man, The Princess Diaries, The Princess Protection Programme, The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants, The Ugly Truth, Wild Child

Favorite Books:
10 Reasons NOT To Fall In Love, Ally's World, Diary Of A Manhattan Call Girl, Do Not Disturb, Filthy Rich, Girls, Glamor, Glitz, Harry Potter, Heiresses, Holly's Inbox, Married Lovers, Molly Moon, Original Sin, Remember Me?, Shopaholic, Spa Wars, Sushi For Beginners, Sweet Talking TJ, Tease, The Mum Detective, The Mum Hunt, The Secret Shopper's Revenge, Watermelon, Whispering To Witches

24 Things My Mother Taught Me:

01. My Mother taught me about APPRECIATING A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

02. My Mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

03. My Mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

04. My Mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

05. My Mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

06. My Mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

07. My Mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

08. My Mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

09. My Mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My Mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My Mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My Mother taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My Mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My Mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

16. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My Mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My Mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My Mother taught me about HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My Mother taught me about BECOMING AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My Mother taught me about GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My Mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My Mother taught me about WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were on a camping trip.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars." Dr Watson replied.
"What does that tell you?" Sherlock asked.
Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it's about 3am. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day with plenty of sunshine tomorrow."
"Watson, you idiot, someone's stolen our bloody tent!"

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Vee.
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