Vampiracyhide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for South Park. Hey, what's up? Let's see... I've been a silent reader for ages, but then Stick of Truth dragged me into the South Park fandom and I like it here so I think I'll stay a while. Basically I'm a huge nerd and I love writing humor, so that's probably most of what you'll see from me. Shipping too. Probably a good amount of Cryde because they're my OTP and I love those dorks, but I'm an avid multi-shipper at heart so I like a bunch of other pairings too, especially if they're rare. So yeah, that's me. Feel free to hit me up if you want to chat about South Park! Or Pokemon, or Supernatural, or Marvel, or video games, because I'm into all of that wonderful crap too. Cheers! AND! I have a Tumblr now! I don't really know what to do with it, but it's there. Huzzah. |
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Losing Days by GhostGenocide reviews
Just when they were set to go back to South Park to prepare for their wedding, Stan decided that he needed to do some soul searching for a bit. Kyle wouldn't have minded so much if he didn't have to deal with his mother constantly pitying him for coming back all alone. Meanwhile, Craig would do just about anything to get the hell out of that town.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 84,661 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 7/15/2014 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] Stan M., Gary H.
If Time Could Stand Still by TearsOfWinter reviews
Valentine's Exchange gift for Vampiracy. The prompt was Craig and Clyde are friends with benefits, but then later turn into real boyfriends.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
the friendliest acquaintance by ricken reviews
[Slight AU] After having a really rough day, Clyde walks into his favorite diner, Shakeys, to order his favorite dessert. So what if it was late and pouring rain? He clearly deserved it! Most importantly, why was he so, for a lack of a better word, interested in the waiter? Actually, it's more like the other way around... [Cryde (b)romance!]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014
Sleepovers are gay by ricken reviews
Craig and Clyde have a bad movie marathon and things happen. Not exactly romance, but not bromance either? Confusing, I know.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Your New Kid Is A Mary Sue by Ben Barrett reviews
Title says it all. Parody. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Kyle B., Stan M., OC - Complete
Some Dieting by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde decides to finally do something about being the fattest kid next to Cartman. But things get out of hand, and of course, Craig notices Cryde - One Shot -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
The Days Following by rent-a-bird reviews
Stan Marsh comes out and the whole town reacts. Can Stan find an equilibrium in the shifting relationships between him and his classmates, his dad, and his best friend? Randy is ridiculous, Cartman is a ridiculous asshole, and Kyle has his reputation to think of. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
For Gentlemen Only by Oscillating Fan reviews
Stan is looking for something new and Craig is already beyond the high school drama scene. Slash, obviously, StanxCraig/CraigxStan, whichever way you want to look at it.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,097 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
You Do Not Have Permission to View This Page by Oscillating Fan reviews
What if the South Park crew were in fandom? Gen.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Complete
Sidekick by LittleAliceinWonderland reviews
That's why he wants Craig to join their team. He wants him to experience being a superhero with an adorable cape and mask. Clyde couldn't help but let out a chuckle at the thought of his own emotionless best friend wearing something dorky.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
I'm An Awesome Stalker by jules jing reviews
Clyde gets a girlfriend! Fortunately, Craig WILL fix that problem. Featuring Craig and Tweek going undercover, just because they can. Twoshot, Cryde.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Craig T. - Complete
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Medusa Was Male by Lyrical Musicbox reviews
Silver didn't react. Maybe because he was currently made of stone. - Gold/statue!Silver, FR/LG spoilers, ONESHOT -
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
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Kyle's Birthday Story reviews
On the morning of his seventeenth birthday, Kyle wakes up in a fanfiction. Slash. Parody.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
As Good a Reason as Any reviews
Craig isn't the type of guy that you can just hang out with. So Clyde makes up excuses to. [Cryde secret valentine one-shot!]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Screw That Guy reviews
When Stan finds out that Craig seduced Kyle, all bets are off. Now to avenge Kyle's honor, Stan sets out on a mission to sleep with the one person that Craig loves more than anyone. Just as soon as he figures out who that is. Slash. Parody.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Craig T., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Chicken reviews
Not even that long ago, the thought of doing something even close to this to his best friend had been unthinkable. Now… well, it was amazing how many boundaries were pressed for the sake of competition. OR: Craig and Clyde play gay chicken. A lot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - [Clyde D., Craig T.] - Complete
South Park's Lamest Losers reviews
Hyped up for the next big movie, the boys set out to play Avengers. Now they must assemble to face their biggest challenge yet: nobody in town wants to play with them.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Darkness Falls reviews
All Craig wants is a kiss. All Clyde wants is to control the universe and kill the Earth. Cryde, based on the Stick of Truth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,720 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Removing All Doubt reviews
Douchebag liked Annie. She was sweet, she was pretty, she was kind – and unless he was wildly mistaken, she liked him too. Maybe there was more than one thing worth saying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Annie P., Douchebag - Complete
