Hi, I am BROOKLYN!

I am..
female
Christan!
i have glasses and am a goody one shoe(means i am not a goody goody ALL the time)(that statement pretty musch seals in the fact that I am a goody two shoes)fav movies: Newsies, The Lion the Witch and the Wardobe, Princess Bride, Princess of Theives, Pirates of the Carribean, Peter Pan
fav books: Scottish Crown Series, Legend of the Gardian King, Left Behind, Maximum Ride, and anything written by Lori wick and Dee Henderson

my picture is of my dog Nell
by the way my best friend is Issy the Writer our writing styles are completely diffrent but we have known each other since fourth grade. Yeah we're close. By the way she just started a Maximum ride story called Maximum Ride: the director even if you don't like the story critique her. the story is is in my favorites. Keep in mind Her strange world is also mine.

Hey, people. So exams are over and i am so happy. exams are always really stressful at my private school. And when you finish your test you have to sit there for like an hour just staring at the wall in front of you so you are not accused of cheating. Anyway that is over and it is CHRISTmas break. Yeah! So i might get a couple updates in we will have to see. i might just torcher you guys and just completely abandon them...JK no i am done with BTS i just have to type it. then i can finish everyones favorite Cinders. I am finishing BTS first becuase it was my first Fan Fic and it is my baby so there. Once again i am going on and on and half o you aren't reading this, but who care it is a way to vent.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever been so hyper that you DID bounce off the walls, copy this to your profile.

CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE IT!! I actually updated all three of my uncompleted stories!! Ah i am so excited that i actually wrote something. Any way just wanted to let you know.

Important Events

First swim meet this saterday!

MY 16th bday june 25!!

Random things i have found on other peoles pages and found hilarious

Only in America...

(God Bless America...Land That I love...That is destined...for retardation...with the light from above!)

. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER--no, but do proceed(with cuation).
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only
time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that
would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those
5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

SCRABBLE!

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM (Yeah, I cleaned my room...)

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER (Ther are pretty good.)

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER (Blinded by the pretty lights!)

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT (That's sad. Charlie was a good boy...)

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE (wow)

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS (...--...)

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME (LAS VEGAS!)

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY (huuh?)

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT (I hear ya.)

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S (who came up with the alarm anyway?)

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE (got that right.)

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE (And we're missing San Franscisco, Mr. President. Queer huh?)

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE (And also...Thriteen plus 0!)And Last...and certainly LEAST!

DunDunDun!

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE (that's amazing. )

i got a kick out of this

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny?

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.