Jade. 23. College student, foodie, photographer, make-up guru, horror aficionado, improv/comedy whore, Bowie fanatic, music industry maniac, resident hair freak. Horror punk. Been a fanfic writer since '07. Check out my new stuff. Currently all Labyrinth and Naruto. I do take requests, and I rarely Beta. My best friend's DiamondDog74, check out her profile. Come say hi, and ask me what I'm about. I love new people.

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Things you may ask me to write about: Labyrinth, Bowie, Anything Drew Carrey Related (i.e. improv-a-ganza, green screen show, whose line), The Mighty Boosh, The Lost Boys, Fifty Shades of Grey, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, White Zombie, Night of the Living Dead, Carnival of Souls, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Black Bird, Ouran High School Host Club, Bride of the Water God, Dengeki Daisy, The Boondock Saints, Insidious, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Wicked Lovely Series, Tithe Series, City of Bones Series, A Great and Terrible Beauty Trilogy, The Charley Davidson Series, anything by Denise Giardina, Emily Bronte, or Jane Austen, American Horror story, Hannibal (Movies and series), Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VIII and X, Blue Is For Nightmares Series, Sons Of Anarchy, Angel, DareDevil, Game of Thrones, and I can do some Disney stuff too if you're really interested (i.e. princesses, peter pan, things I can make darker/more adult), on that note, I can do fairy tales and mythology too, if you give me some basics, etc, etc.

Basically, if you would like me to write you something (because for some reason you like my devious, crude, and depraved little mind), message me what you would like and your specifications, and I'll tell you if it can be done! Feel free to ask about anything not on the list! I don't write Twilight, sorry.

So, they have taken down 20 Things You Should Never Ask Jareth. If you were/are curious about it, let me know and I can link you the content or send it to you.

UPDATES: They've removed 50 Shades of Jareth and As The World Falls Down. I have re-uploaded As The World Falls Down under the story name Falling Down. I will not be re-uploading 50 Shades of Jareth.

I've revised my Labyrinth drabbles. See what you think.

Also, The fourth chapter of The Alcohol Diaries is up, number five is on it's way.

The answer is YES, there WILL be a continuation of Chapter 14 (Nightmare)in the Labyrinth drabbles.

I've got a very BDSM Hidan/Sakura oneshot up my sleeve.

Looking into a few more Sarah/Jareth BDSM oneshots if the two I've written are recieved pretty well. These will probably consist of how Jareth came into existence other than his being Fey, and some dark/demony Jareth.

I'm taking my chapter Dusk from the Labyrinth drabbles and turning it into it's own fic. Wedding Included.

Please read Chapter 10 (Hell) of my Labyrinth drabbles and let me know if you want a chapter fic!

I have turned the chapter Crystals from my Labyrinth drabbles into a much darker fic of it's own called The Puppet Master of Eden. Only lightly based around the drabble, and doesn't contain any of the same dialogue/prose. They're two completely different takes on Jareth and Sarah's reaction to the crystals with two completely different plots. The drabble was very sweet and fluffy. This fic is very, very dark. Contains: demony Jareth, BDSM, filthy language, and, obviously, very explicit content. And, I can't help it, but I can never leave a story without a good ending. No worries, no cheesy fluff and BS like that, but it will be slightly lighter, so Jareth doesn't seem like a total jackass, even though he is.

If you would like a drabble written specifically for you, please leave me a word/prompt/plot/etc... telling me how you would like to go about it. If you would like a very detailed fic, please give me a very detailed description, if not you get what my demented little mind comes up with :P your choice. (Not limited to Labyrinth, I take requests for all kinds of things!)

UPDATE AS OF 6/20/2016: I'M BACK! I know its been a long time, and I'm so sorry. Life gets in the way of creativity sometimes. For those of you waiting on updates on The Alcohol Diaries, my Labyrinth drabbles, and some new content, WATCH THIS SPACE!

xx Jade