Hello. This is Nocturne Tigress, or if you prefer, Tigress-san. Good to meet you, or would you rather it was good for you to meet someone who can write? I like to sing, write, and listen to music. In addition to fanfics, I also write independently, and am currently co-authoring a novel-length trilogy with Flustered Vampire. The series' first book is called Toleranza, which is Italian for Tolerance. Lolz. iz gunna be good.

Name: Hanna

Age: 14

Announcements: Currently, I'm open as a beta reader. PM me and we'll talk.

Place of Residence: I was born in Wyoming, but moved to Nebraska as a baby. I currently live in Kearney, NE (hint, hint. Lolly & Dess are from Kearney!)

Favorite kind of music: I was raised to Country. Before you hiss, I suggest you really listen to some current Country. I tolerate your music. I garuntee it, because I like anything from rap to screamout and back. Return the favor.

Favorite books: Twilight series, Harry Potter, Outsiders, Maximum Ride. eventually, there should be fics for each.

Favorite movies: The Princess Bride, The Three Amigos, Becoming Jane, Breaking Away, The Outsiders(duh), 28 Days Later, The Longest Yard, Rat Race, Transformers, Sahara...

Favorite ice cream flavor: I like anything, except mint. Yuck.(that was random)

So there you go. Reviews are my survival-if you don't give, I won't write. Enjoy!

Oh, BTW, SE Hinton is my IDOL. She's probably my favorite author of all time, and Outsiders is her best book. ;)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

95 of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in, if you're part of the 5 who dont fucking care, put this into your profile and ass your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, Miss Apple Pie, NarnianAslan, Crazy4Jensen, babygurl33, Dorkyduck, ItxTakesxTwoxBaby,.One.Way.Or.Another., .RoAr.LiKe.A.lIoN., Nocturne Tigress,

"Remember- violence is ony the answer if there are clowns involved."

"I don't know whether to hit you or kiss you, so I'll do both. Which would you like first?"

"I am short. I am either certifiably or criminally insane. I am a girl. Worse- I am a teenage girl. However, I could still kick your ass and write a decent story at the same time. I believe it all works out."

A wise man once said: "I have been teaching the eighth grade for almost ten years now. I could say the best thing that came from it is that I am no longer afraid of anything, and I have seen everything you can imagine, as well as some things you never could."

"When the bottom drops out, we'll hang on together,

save what you can, let the rest of it slide,

hold tight to your friends, we can take the bad weather,

and soon we'll be seeing the light from the sky."

And the best quote EVER, from Jeff Foxworthy: "If your momma still drives you to school, you ain't no "gangsta". PULL. YOUR PANTS. UP."

My Rating Rant

Okay folks. I have something to say about rating and commenting other people's work. If you have flamed or are planning to flame someone, I dislike you greatly. Period. No questions, you ain't gettin' no answers. Who are you to say you are such a superior writer to everyone else on this planet that you have the right to crush someone you haven't ever even seen in person? What kind of overinflated ego must it take to do something so vicious. If you have constructives, let me hear them. I would love to become a better writer, and, admittedly, you likely have some good tips. But do it politely. Do it gently. Do it in a way that says you remember being there and would like to help. As for my own comments, I will be truthful. If you need to work on grammar and usage, I'm always open to being a Beta. I will tell you the truth, but I will do it as gently as possible. So ends the authoress's rant.

My Slash Rant

Oh wow, you guys must be getting sick of these. But this one will be short. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GAYS OR LESBIANS. NOTHING. But what I DO oppose is people making perfectly straight characters gay. Slashes are things I CANNOT STAND, because if the characters were meant to function gay, the author would have made them so. You might say it's a right you have to make them gay, but that's ruining the character's dynamic-you are changing something very fundemental to the character's identity. There is a huge difference between loving like a brother and loving like a lover. End of argument.

Works(Ah would present them to you on deh silver platter...but dose are hard to download. But happehness can come on dem. I seen it.)

To Catch a Tiger-COMPLETE-Lolly and Dessarea are the younger sisters of Two-Bit and Soda, respectively. They were sent away by Darry to an Aunt in Nebraska to "save them from the streets". Well, now they're back and ready to roll. However, as much as they've changed, the gang is doing well to match them. Dally is still alive-by some miracle-I guess you can't kill what has no soul(kidding!), but Johnny is gone. When two girls fall for two boys-hard and fast-things begin to change even more, possibly for the worst. Or...maybe not? We'll have to see. (Rtd T for...not much other than I think the plot is a little sophisticated for kids. And language. It has Dally in it, what was ya expectin?)

Tiger Territory-IN PROGRESS-Sequel of "To Catch a Tiger". A new house and possible new additions to the family, not to mention rapidly changing times, leave the gang dazed and confused, and as hilarious as ever. Will contain behbehs if the guys don't talk me out of it...which they won't. (Rtd T for language, drinking, fight scenes, the usual for the gang. NO SEX SCENES! I'M 14, DAMMIT!)

We were Sinners, We were Saints-ON HIATUS-Two new female Dragons come to the temple, Master Fung packs everyone up and sends them to a US private school, Hannibal Bean is now using kids to try to take over the world...and the world rests in the hands of six teens who are still trying to decide if they even want to defend it or just live normal livesOh, one more thing...teens will be teens...(Rtd T to be safe. I know kids watch the show, but this is hardly the kid's story, is it?)

Past Lives-COMPLETE-A short oneshot about a prank pulled by two friends back in high school(Rtd K+ beacuse it has nothing bad in it, but older people will still find it amusing.)