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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and One Piece. pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer my name: Jessica gender: female age: soon to be senior color: green Stories: From Ninja to Pirate Till I See You Again: ... The Dragon Princess: updates sporadic YOUTUBE Account: Aoorie trailers I put on Youtube: From Ninaj To Pirate Till I See You Again Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbjAhHICfY0 (The Dragon Princess) If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you love Evanescence, copy this into your profile If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile If you think that, although Tenten doesn't show up in the anime/mangatoo much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, CaffineFreePepsi If you think that Neji likes Tenten as more than a teammate or close friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, xoxoxlovestinksxoxox, Quiet Moon, CaffineFreePepsi If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile. 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So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs before, copy and pase this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your pet, copy and paste this onto your profile If your friends think your weird, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are a NejiTen fan then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever ran up a down escalator, or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. 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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile (I like very few rap songs and only listened to them because my sister and brother tied me down into a chair and forced me to. And they aren't very rappy.) If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later) If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong botton, you will be disconnected. 30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05 CaffineFreePepsi If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3 xxlilaznchck. Sakuratwin13 fruitsbasketangel OneSong05 CaffineFreePepsi If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this into your profile! My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Girls Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school Child Abuse Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART I would like to honor those who died in the Virginia Tech massacre, Monday, April 16, 2007. If you would like to do the same, paste this in your profile and add you name: Shadow Princess 15, Ocarina of Twilight, Twilight Being92, hamxham, cakedoughnutschickenboob, Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart, OneSong05 I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack. If you would like to paste this in your profile and add your name: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), cakedoughnutschickenboob (not cool), Loner Kitsune Girl, Gaara's Sweetheart (I hope their families can find some peace, somehow.), OneSong05, CaffineFreePepsi It is said that God loves all of us equally. Doesn't that include everyone? It really doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or lean both ways! Hell, some of you people are complaining about the Jews being massacared. IT'S THE SAME THING! DESCRIMINATION! I mean, we're all people, and all of us have the right to love and be loved! I'll leave you with this. If God is perfect, why would he hate something he created? Why would he create something he hates? Did he create something solely for the purpose of hating it?Hate is a negative emotion, God is positively perfect. You can't believe both; So, is he imperfect and hates gays? Whoever agrees with me, PLEASE copy this to your profile ANYWHERE on the web You stare because i'm different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )...I stare because you're all the same. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life My Old Friend I once had a really great friend. We did everything together, played, ate, danced, laughed, cried. Then something terrible happened. She grew up and I didn't. I was still playing with my toys, and she was shopping. She was listening to rap while I listened to my parents golden oldies. She knew why eyeliner was important. I believed in fairies, and she worshipped Britney and Paris. So we broke friends, and I realised all the other girls in my class were growing up too. They were wearing foundation, mascara and lipgloss and straightening their hair. I couldn't put on mascara without sticking myself in the eye. My old friends got boyfriends, and crushes on movie stars. To me, boys were like my brothers. Friends sometimes, but enemies mostly. My old friends listened to hardcore techno, rap about drugs and rape, and hip hop about things kids our age shouldn't have to know about. I loved Crowded House and Elton John. I had no friends to turn to, so I hid in books and they became my friends. I was a Fangirl before I even knew what a Fangirl was. My old friends became addicted to stupid soapies, stuff like the OC and the Hills. We were ten years old. One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the planet to become more sustainable, copy and paste this into your profile, then go recycle something. If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want the drought to end, take shorter showers and then copy and paste this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile If you solemly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me . I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it If someone you thought was your best friend betrayed you, stabed you in the back, embarrassed you, made you cry on purpose, or told bunch's of people your secrets post this on your profile Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it's not just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile STEREOTYPES I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven. I dress EMO so I MUST be a CUTTER Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (not with my home computer but the own at really does hate me.) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile. (This one better spread like wildfire.) If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and past this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld the epitome of randomness, CaffineFreePepsi If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this onto your profile THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS!! FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter |
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