Naruto wished he could understand women. Between Risa's teasing, Yui's lecturing and his adopted mother's blatant disregard of the standards of a mother son relationship Naruto was struggling to stay sane. Now a pink haired alien has declared she will marry him and her sister is trying to create him a harem as her father sends assassins after him. What's a guy to do?

He wakes up in a unknown forest, tired and unable to find civilization. In addition, there are dumb naked giants with no genitalia chasing him constantly. Damn, what the fuck is this place! NarutoxAttack On Titan crossover. Possible future pairings. Previously known as 'Spirited away'.