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Joined 05-16-07, id: 1279926, Profile Updated: 05-05-11
Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy I-VI, Final Fantasy VII, Saiyuki, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Konnichiwa! I am Emeria, call me Emmi. I am a teenage girl who has high hopes of becoming an established writer after I get out of school. I started writing at 12 in the sixth grade. I love to write and I love to read a lot of Fan fiction :D! My account on Fictionpress.com uses the same name. My Deviantart accounts is cute-uke-ari.

Current Projects:

Senior Year- Rewriting. Still in notebooks.

Syren series- May add third story in future.

IBS: Rules Are Made to be Broken- In progress. Will work on at a later date.

_'s Commerial series- Discontinuing.

After the Wars- Will start this summer. A Hetalia post-WWIII fanfic. First chapter plotted out.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Ansem teh 'Wise', he's not all that wise is he?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion, I do NOT accept her as the XIV member

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

World That Never Was, Go Nobodies!

6. Least Favorite World?

Destiny Islands

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx's Sitar

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Oathkeeper

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Valor Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx! It's so cute!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

LeonxDemyx or AkuDemy, both kinda creep me out

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

XaldinxRoxas

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

AkuDemy

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Sora is soooo naive and Kairi is sooooo helpless.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Auron

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Definitely

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nope, he just like his hair that way...

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Oh My God YES!!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, Sora is

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, 'cause she'd never know if Roxas was cheating on her w/ Axel

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Ven is Roxas, who is Sora, who is Ven, who is Roxas, who is Sora...

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Not really

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Demi-kun!!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Demyx, he can change emotions in a mere fraction of a second and he's adorable!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I cosplayed as Demi-kun to the mall where I live and was followed by mall cops for a couple of hours

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Demyx, Sora, Roxas, Cloud, Leon, Riku, and Seifer

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora cries and holds Riku's hand

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx, it took me almost a YEAR to beat him, then I cried shortly after. Damn you Sora!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Demyx!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxi-kun

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxi-kun

35. Axel of Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

namiku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx -4- life!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Friut!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Demyx, Zexion, Roxas, Xemnas, Saix, Sephiroth, Leon, Auron, Riku, Luxord, Xigbar, Ven, Hayner, Seifer, and Pence

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Death Note, Twillight, Legend of Zelda, Blood: The Last Vampire

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel= Reno

Xaldin= Tseng

Larxene= Elena

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts III!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH 2, Demyx

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Organization XIII

I was born on the day of Luxord+Demyx
In the month of Luxord
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin
I am Roxas+Xaldin years old
My favorite number is Demyx
My lucky number is Zexion
If you get this, put it on you're profile

Stereotypes:

I'm emo, so I MUST cut myself.

I like cartoons, so I MUST be immature.

I like to talk, so I MUST be a gossip.

I don't fight back, so I MUST be pathetic.

I wear black, so I MUST be goth.

I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.

I got a lower grade, so I MUST be dumb.

I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz.

I don't want a boyfriend, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a dancer, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm strong, so I MUST be stupid.

I raise my hand, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm christian, so I MUST convert you.

I'm atheist, so I MUST hate other religions.

I have a speech problem, so I MUST be retarded.

I'm American, so I MUST be obese.

I'm a cheer-leader, so I MUST be conceited.

I play an instrument, so I MUST be a band geek.

I'm white, so I MUST be selfish.

I'm black, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a writer, so I MUST have no life.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I care about the environment, so I MUST be a hippie.

I'm disabled, so I MUST be looking for pity.

I don't like a specific black person, so I MUST be racist.

I like rap/hip hop, so I MUST be ghetto.

I live in a smaller house, so I MUST be poor.

I lose and forget things, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm bad at making friends, so I MUST be an outcast.

I have no job, so I MUST be a drop-out.

I'm sick of the world, so I MUST be suicidal.

I don't like crowds, so I MUST be anti-social.

I like online gaming, so I MUST be a geek.

I'm a tomboy, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm emotional, so I MUST be a baby.

I get angry, so I MUST be abusive.

I have lots of friends, so I MUST be a prep.

I'm fat, so I MUST have an eating problem.

I have no interest in math, so I MUST be an idiot.

I like school, so I MUST be a nerd.

I don't cry, so I MUST not have feelings.

I'm different, so I MUST not be allowed to fit in.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I keep to myself, so I MUST have no friends.

I'm a person, so I MUST be LABELED.

Add your own and copy this on your profile if you are SICK OF THIS CRAP.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I'm the one who can't accept myself.
I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you think Xemnas's name should be changed to Mansex, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and/or vice versa, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanna travel when you get older, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever wanted to touch Inu-yasha's dog ears, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to call Cloud a chocobo, paste this in your profile.

If you lovez yaoi, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself

Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you

A true friend is someone you can trust with all your secrets

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand, but touches your heart

A good friend will tell you what you want to hear. A true friend will always tell the truth.

A good friend will be there for you all through school. A true friend will be there till the day you die.

A good friend will bail you out of prison. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun!".

A good friend is someone you enjoy hanging out with. A true friend is someone you need

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
+ Don't ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

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What If by freaky-hanyou reviews
What if...Zexion was a famous author? Axel was a fireman? Cloud wore leather pants? Reviewers suggest ideas! ALL ONESHOTS AkuRoku, Zemyx, Soriku, Cleon, MarVexen! AND Cloud/Sora! AND Xemnas/Saix! AND Kairi/Namine! All One shots Current: What if Roxas was shrunk to the size of a pop can?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 112 - Words: 194,657 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Riku, Axel, Marluxia, Demyx
Dum Spiro Spero by SarissaDiablo reviews
The plans to desert ShinRa are enacted, and the 1st and Turks make their promises of protection to the people. But now, the war has started. Loyalties are tested, bonds are strained, and deaths are inevitable. Epilogue to Wolfish Ways series.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,927 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Marik & Bakura Go To Censored Town by Little Kuriboh reviews
Thiefshipping up the wazoo in this fic written for charity.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,969 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
The Tale of the Princess and the Mutt by Rubai Sora reviews
What do you get when you have two teenage boys demanding a story? Kaiba doesn't want to know if the storyteller is Jonouchi. Shonen-ai. Now with 5 aftermath stories!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
The Complete Opposite by Duchess of Darkness reviews
When called upon by Gaea once more, Cloud must face his worst enemy come to life. Literally. In time though, he will discover more about this mysterious and cold man as he journeys with him. Is it love and will Cloud accept it? -AU:SxC-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 129,869 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Therapy by kellegirl reviews
Axel's a pyro and gets a court order to go to therapy. And who might his doctor be? Why Roxas of course! Yaoi, double lemon, Akuroku main, side pairings RikuSora, Zemyx, SephirothCloud. ADOPTED by StrangeSisters
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,076 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel
I Feel Pretty by Willowsnake reviews
It's Semes vs. Ukes! But what happens when the losers get prettied up and perform in this musically inclined One-Shot! Puppyshipping and other Shippings included! REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Bomp by Madam Crim reviews
Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who knows. But Seto gets distracted during detention. -T for language, I think- Wrote this in 5 minutes, just 'cause I could. SKKJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Kingdom Blogs by xClutteredxChaosx reviews
The characters blog to you! Along with all the hilarious angry, emoness heart break. ff7 characters also included R&R please:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,608 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008
The League of Extraordinary Toons by Hellinbrand reviews
Sequel to 'Kingdom Hearts II'. The world order has broken down and the villains are running riot! Worse still, Sora, Riku and Kairi are missing. King Mickey forms a team of Disney heroes to track them down and save the Kingdom Hearts universe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - King Mickey - Complete
From Tights to Tunic by Scarlet Moose reviews
Sheik, as many of us know, is a helper of Zelda, and one of the final Sheikiah. But what will happen when Sheik switches bodies with the Hero of Time? How will he feel, having to leave his home, and better yet, what will Link think? T for language
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sheik, Link
Vexen's Revenge Plot of Doom that Doesn't Work by MuffinPirate reviews
Vexen attempts to get some revenge on some of the organization with an untested substance.Summary SUCKS Zemyx, akuroku, xemsai, 411, others. Dropped.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,830 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Zexion, Demyx
Growing Down by TwilightFairy928 reviews
When Xemnas finds out that he, along with the rest of Organization 13, have been turned into kids, he finds a babysitter by the name of Xarvis.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Xemnas, Marluxia - Complete
The Crystal War by MerryxMaking reviews
Saix is lucky; he has yet to discover the true realities of war. But when the Nazis start to take over his town, what can he do to help those at risk? And how far will he go to keep his secret? Xemsai and others. Rated T for language and sexual references
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Saïx, Xemnas
The Dollmaker by Totally Anime reviews
Roxas buys a plushie with red hair and green eyes, but there's something more to this cutie than what meets the eye. Akuroku, very slight RikuSora crackfic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,141 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Smasher Secondary Boarding School by xXAngelic ScarsXx reviews
Roy starts his first year at boarding school and shares his room with the cold and distant Marth. Marth starts falling for Roy, but unfortunatly he is not the only one. What will happen between Marth and Roy? R&R YAOI!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,749 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Marth, Peach, Roy - Complete
Baby, I'm Pregnant by Suicidal Muffin-chan reviews
A really short spoof on M-Pregs. LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
How Saix Became Second In Command by MerryxMaking reviews
One-shot, the non-yaoi reason why Saix was made second in command. Involves a very random plot and OOC Xigbar.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Xigbar, Xemnas - Complete
Ward 13 by airsmush reviews
It was only a matter of time before the Organization got checked into the loony bin. Now it's up to the interns to figure out why. .AU. .Rated for language and the possibility of violence later on.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Demyx, Axel
Ganolink? Linkon? Ganink? Galink? by Twisted Mackeral reviews
Kawaii Ganondorf!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Ganondorf, Link
CrimsonNightmares by Angel of Light122 reviews
His blood felt warm on her cold hands. What had she done? First fanfic!XD Read and Review Please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Broken Swords by Solar Sisters reviews
rated T for swearing. Just a quick thing we came up with. Roxas breaks Xemnas's swords/ blades ect.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Roxas, Xemnas - Complete
I DON'T LIKE SPAM! by CheshireCatwoman reviews
Lexaeus learns that Vexen doesn’t like spam. A KH/ Monty Python crossover. Oneshot, crackfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Vexen, Lexaeus - Complete
How To Cheat Your Fate in Eight Easy Steps by The Necromantic reviews
A guide to being a special and unique little ember like Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Fangirl's Soul by Roxxors reviews
Drab collection, full of angst and yaoi. Come take your fill. Mostly AkuRoku, may include some Zemyx, 411, ManSaix, SoRiku, and various other parings
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Axel, Roxas
The Blood Game by Silarcta reviews
This fanfic contains extreme gore and other repulsive themes. You don’t want to read this. Pairings: MarVex and ZekuAlmostEveryone ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
20 Ways to Mess with Xemnas by FiresideChild reviews
I was asked for a NEW 20 ways series. IT SHALL CONTINUE MY DEARS! Xemnas is shown his list... Saix berserks... Axel is in pain...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Xemnas - Complete
The Gaston Song by Fenny Piper reviews
Just before his fight with Xaldin, Sora makes an acute observation about his foe that many of us made long ago, and a random musical number insues. I'd like to turn this into a cosplay sketch. Rated for two bad words.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sora, Xaldin - Complete
Organization XIII Visits The Water Park by chuunin alchemist reviews
The season they call summer in our world plagues the Organization headquarters, and the Superior eventually decides to take the members on a much needed vacation at a water park... Will the members survive the summer? Will the water park survive THEM?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
Babysitting Roxas by Demyx Rules reviews
Organization XIII must babysit Roxas since his caretaker, Xaldin, is on vacation. Although, Roxas is a lot more dangerous than they thought.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Roxas, Xemnas
Killing Xemnas by FiresideChild reviews
A ten step program on how to annihilate Xemmie dearest. WARNING! THIS IS DUMB!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Xemnas - Complete
Tingle Begins by Vladimir the Hamster reviews
Just why is Tingle so obsessed with fairies?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Tingle - Complete
Death to Mary Sue! by Nichiyo reviews
Demyx whistled, “Whew. Wonder what would’ve happened if she’d seen that threesome with Leon, Cloud, and Sephiroth last week.” How to defeat a Mary Sue. :::Smidges of Akuroku, Zemyx, and RikuSora:::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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His Desert Rose reviews
Thiefshipping Malik is out in the cold without a jacket and a letter from his sister...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Forbidden Nights reviews
It was forbidden, taboo... He was in love... and that's all that mattered... Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Syren's Brothel reviews
Goku is taken in the middle of the night and eventually finds his way back to the group. Does the rest of the Sanzo party even remember him?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Goku S., G. Sanzo - Complete
Cloud's Commercial II reviews
Cloud does a commercial for Nibelhiem Razors.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Cloud S. - Complete
Xemnas' commercial reviews
Xemnas finally gets a commercial.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Xemnas - Complete
Cloud's Commercial reviews
Now it's Cloud's turn to become a vic... I mean volunteer to do a commercial! Beware Cloud Fangirls, He's still in the hospital in my author's not from Seph's commercial.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Cloud S. - Complete
Vincent's Commercial reviews
Vincent does a commercial for Vampire Blades.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Vincent V. - Complete
Sephiroth's Commercial reviews
Sephiroth does a commercial for Cloud-O's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Cycle Continues reviews
Luneth and Arc are caught in a cycle. Shonen-Ai. Yaoi-ish
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Arc, Luneth - Complete
Merry Freakin Christmas reviews
Roxas goes to Grandfather Xemnas' house for Christmas break. Yaoi, RikuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Roxas - Complete
Forget About Me reviews
A few years after she sacrificed herself, two new Nobodies come along. They stir up old memories in both Demyx and Roxas. Sequel to Syren. Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Demyx, Roxas - Complete
Syren reviews
A young Nobody girl surrenders to Leon after her 'Father' is killed. What is her story? Yaoi
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete