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Joined Apr 14, 2007, id: 1260029, Profile Updated: Jan 22, 2012
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Vocaloid, and Ouran High School Host Club.

What there is to say about me...not much.

I am currently working on a new Ouran High School Host Club storyh with Tamaki and Kyouya, called "Trouble" If I'm not such a lazy bitch, it should be done within two days. I'll try to get it done before i start on my school projects.

If you want to know more about me, Just ask and I'll update it.

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the time
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

FUCK STEROTYPES! WOO!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.

We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.

I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.

I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.

I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

I like cheese. I have seen red holy cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile =D

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something/one that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you know AkuRoku is teh smex, but AkuDemy makes you smile, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on the door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the SAME tune.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

I was born on the day of Xigbar and Axel
In the month of Marluxia
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Leaxeus
And I'm Luxord and Zexion years old.
My favorite number is Zexion!
But my lucky number is Roxas!
If you get it, put your own on your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you ever talk to yourself or talk to someone who says "Are you talking to me?" or "Who are you talking to?" in a ny language C+P this in you Bio

If you ever feel weird and alone in the world C+P this in your Bio

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO

If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW LUXORD LOOKS LIKE GREGORY HOUSE?

O.O""""""

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Mhhh Zexion.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

uhmmm...Namine i guess.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Sora. Ah he's fucking annoying

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Xion. No reason for her.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I liked the Underworld. Pretty bad-ass

6. Least Favorite World?

Alice in wonderland. Confusing

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Zexion's Lexicon. It ryhmes!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Sora's keyblade.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Jack Skellington

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Mhh none really.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx. NO doubt.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Arg...uhhhh...XalZex. Freakyyy

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

UHH

SoraAnsem

SoraJackSkellington

SoraKingMickey

SoraLarxene

SoraVen

SoraWakka

SoraXaldin

SoraXemnas

SoraXion

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Sora and Sephiroth

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Nope.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Uh... none really.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Yes. Yes i do.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

HELL NO!! Zexy is just misunderstood.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Mhm. I do .

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

I dnt find her annoying.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Umm Namine. Nobodies belong with Nobodies.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Its really fucking stupid.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

I dnt think so. I liked CoM. More Org. XIII in it.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Me: Zexion.

Kat: you would rape him.

Me: Oohh yeah.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Mhhh...Larxene. Im bitchy at times.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Me none?

Some guys i know? Yeah.

They were acting out a fight scene with Axel and someone else...IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL HALL.

XDDD

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. Zexion. Hes hot.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Uh...idk.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xemnas.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Roxas.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku, i dnt like either.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Selt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon :D

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi .

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Zexion, Demyx, Marluxia

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Uhh... none really.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas=Ven. Thats fucking annoying.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

None.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 Roxas is in there

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Org XIII

Another KH Survey:

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

I) Zexion
II) Demyx
III) Marluxia
IV) Saix
V) Roxas
VI) Axel
VII) Luxord
VIII) Xigbar
IX) Lexeaus
X) Larxene
XI) Vexen
XII) Xemnas
XIII) Xaldin

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Humourous

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Uh..O.O Holy Shit. Ummm...Smutty

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Yes.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

O.O

HOLY FUCK!!

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

VI/V thats normal

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

No.

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

No. Marly would be pissed off.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

The Nocturns Lil Puppy.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

No. I dnt want to.

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Fuck no.

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Axel=top

Vexen=bottom

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

FUCK NO!!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Marluxia always loved Vexen.

Vexen wished Marluxia would just fade into darkness.

Marluxia NEEDS Vexen.

Read more to find out.

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

It would be the most powerful baby alive.

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

WARNING: Contains, gore, suicide, cahr death, and a broomstick.

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Roxas: I now pronoce you Man and...puppy.

Or

Roxas: ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!

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Oasis by MoyaKite reviews
In an irradiated desert after the end of the world, a small kingdom persists. The final oasis. [various pairings] [[UPDATES WEDNESDAYS]] - cover image via morguefile
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,827 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 55 - Updated: May 18, 2014 - Published: Sep 22, 2013 - Nagisa H., Rei R.
White Roses by finnickfan01 reviews
This is a story about a vampire who made the mistake of falling in love with a prince.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 79 - Updated: Sep 13, 2013 - Published: Dec 27, 2012 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
He's my addiction... My life line. But really... It's all lie. Why do I bother? MarshallXGumball. AU.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: Apr 4, 2013 - [Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball] - Complete
Made For Eachother by SorDem reviews
Axel/Demyx and Zexion/Demyx and GAY GAY SEX Eventually
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: Jan 19, 2011 - Published: Nov 2, 2009 - Axel, Demyx
Colorless by Childish Sadism reviews
I was born to protect you and to keep you safe. Give me the order and I'll do it with out questioning you. Just please, don't break me so much. US/UK. Incest. Fairy Tale.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 26 - Published: Aug 18, 2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Vulnerable by DemonsLullaby reviews
Alone in the hatred, My soul chained to the beginnings of destruction. His red eyes look deep into my soul...and his lips flutter down to touch my own. Could I find peace in the one sensible object in this distorted reality?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: Aug 13, 2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Longing For His Master by ChibiKitsuneOfEgypt reviews
What will Sebastian do to bring out his old master, his Ciel...? "Soon the soul I nurtured will return, and the real Bocchan, the one that holds my contract will come back to me… and with it so shall the master that I love." Claude will pay for this...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: Aug 8, 2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
This Is An Order by Onus of the Flesh reviews
Rated Mature for language and implied smecks scene. YAOI WARNING! Ciel's 16th birthday has rolled around and he'd now grown curious, as any other normal teenage boy. With his hormones and questions on the rise, Sebastian is in for a little surprise.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jul 24, 2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
That's What Ciel Said by Amaymon reviews
What happens when servants stick there nose in business they shouldn't?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: Jul 22, 2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Pomegranates by BonitaBreezy reviews
Demyx has spent many years isolated under the watchful gaze of his father. One day, a mysterious man appears in the garden, promising that he can take Demyx away from his isolated life. -Based loosely on the tale of Persephone- Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: Apr 23, 2010 - Published: Dec 7, 2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
The Graceful Reaper by XD003 reviews
Lumaria Town, a peaceful place every day of the year but one - Halloween night. It holds a deep, dark rumor; The Graceful Reaper. Legend has it that such person will abduct one person who dares to enter his forest. Is it true or false these teens wonder.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: Jan 11, 2010 - Published: Nov 7, 2009 - Zexion, Marluxia
The Lollipop by Kiexa reviews
It was just like any other lollipop, except that it was the only red cherry lollipop on entire fairgrounds… and anyone who tasted it was gone only moments later…
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: Nov 27, 2009 - Axel - Complete
The Best and Worst Things by kyuubi723 reviews
"What the hell are you doing?" I shouted over the rhythmic claps of thunder. "Thinking…" He replied looking down. "About what?" I glared at him. How could he be so stupid? He almost fell! He would have died!"If I jumped would anyone miss me?" Redone
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: Nov 7, 2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Transformation by organization MA reviews
Ok, so what if all the organization 13 turned into animals? What if Demyx was the only one unefected? Poor little Demyx...Rated for...Violence and death.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: Nov 7, 2009 - Demyx - Complete
Mercy by Anagramed Lillium reviews
Marluxia and Vexen have a little game: whoever breaks first loses. Mentions of bondage, torture, and character death. Rated M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: Nov 2, 2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
The Black Ribbon by Zo One reviews
It was just a ribbon. What could it be hiding?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: Nov 1, 2009 - [Axel, Roxas] - Complete
The Greeting by The Blue Girl reviews
AU. It was an unsaid rule. One comes before the other. Demyx knew that.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 31, 2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Sherbet Machines by BloodAndDiamonds reviews
Demyx only wanted the purple sherbet, and yet Zexion just happened to take the last of it. But Demyx will be damned before he lets Zexion get away with it. Zemyx one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: Oct 18, 2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
VK by Alphabet Pie reviews
Vexen has turned himself into a freaking cat, and I've got to look after him. Oneshot; old. 411.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 15, 2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Kirk and Spock Go Ga Ga on Coming Out Day by DeliciousNewYork reviews
Oct. 11th was National Coming Out Day in the States and isn't it about time our boys let everyone know just how close they are? What does Lady Gaga have to do with all this? Disoc sticks are ridden and and poker faces can't be read.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: Oct 12, 2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Living In Consequence by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
LONGEST ONESHOT IN HISTORY. ZekuDemuAkuRokuSoru. college!AU. smut-filled. .:. But Axel feels more at home and comfortable than he ever has, because in his heart, Axel knows that this is merely the beginning of a beautiful, lasting, multi relationship.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51,753 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: Oct 9, 2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Only Illusion by Animus.Lupae reviews
Zexion's death revisted, in a morbid sort of way. It's one of my better stories, albeit my grammar and such. Bleh. Hope you enjoy. Disclaimer: I own no kingdom hearts characters...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: Oct 2, 2009 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Flawless by terra hotaru reviews
My needlework is perfect. I have practiced. And now, my exercise finally comes to fruition. Now… I’m going to sew both of you. To stitch and mend your flaws. And you will be. Flawless. Trade with CandyGod. AkuRoku. Gore. Blood. Horror. Violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 28, 2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Whispers in the Dark by ladyChikara reviews
Demyx has a hot and heavy dream. Zemyx, yaoi, oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: Aug 13, 2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
HitchHiker by XbuttonsX reviews
Axel's drunk and just wants to go home. That is, until he sees the bright flash of someone on the side of the road. Despite his better judgement, he allows the stranger into his car, even though there is a serial killer on the loose. Mild swearing, lime.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: Aug 13, 2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by ectotechgodhead reviews
Zexion has some thoughts about his ' existence '.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: Jun 19, 2009 - Zexion - Complete
Heart by terra hotaru reviews
Horror and Pain. Blend and mix them together. AkuRoku. Violence. Gore
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 6, 2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Vines by Arxaith reviews
I held my breath. Something snaked around my wrists and ankles, forcing my legs apart. Thorns pricked at my skin. I tried pulling at the thick, healthy vines around my limbs, but the thorns began to pierce my flesh. MarVex r&r plz! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: Jan 26, 2009 - Marluxia, Vexen - Complete
Painful Bliss by Arxaith reviews
Quick as a wink, a blur attacked Zexion, slamming his petite body against the wall, pressing a hand to his mouth, fingernails digging into his cheek. "Marluxia!" Warning: contains yaoi and violence Rated M for a reason
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: Sep 12, 2008 - Complete
Lollipops and Truths by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
“Can I lick your lollipop?” .:. the seemingly innocent question led to a lot more, some being too much to handle. but Hiro can take it in stride. after all, he cares deeply for his best friend. .:. HiroShu oneshot/drabble. written from a sugarhigh, sorry.
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: Aug 15, 2008 - Hiroshi N., Shuichi S. - Complete
Vivisection by Reality Inhibited reviews
...a pair of emotionless blue eyes regarding him with the detachment of a scientist about to perform a dissection... "There's nothing more beautiful than the human body, don't you agree... Axel?" -Don't read if squeamish-Title changed by suggestion-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: Apr 20, 2008 - Zexion, Axel - Complete
Witch Ann by Arxaith reviews
It's the weekend. Axel, Roxas, Demyx, and Zexion are hanging out in Axel's dorm telling each other ghost stories...what happens when Roxas's story goes beyond scary? O.o just something random I thought of. The story Roxas tells is true though O.o
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: Apr 6, 2008 - Complete
Happy Birthday, Tamaki by angelvamp1623 reviews
It’s Tamaki’s birthday! But oops, Kyoya was too distracted by Tamaki’s flirting with Haruhi to give him his present! When he delivers it to a lonely Tamaki that evening, what will happen when they are left alone in Tamaki’s bedroom? CAUTION: YAOI
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 17 - Published: Nov 17, 2007 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Blood Game by Silarcta reviews
This fanfic contains extreme gore and other repulsive themes. You don’t want to read this. Pairings: MarVex and ZekuAlmostEveryone ONESHOT
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 12 - Published: Nov 4, 2007 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Go Home, Eiri by Danni Ikeda reviews
Eiri kicks Shuichi out. Again. This time, Shuichi stays alone. When Eiri realises the boy is becoming like him, he decides to do something. But is it too late?
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: Oct 10, 2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
The 7 Sins And The Saint by Cella N reviews
To everyone else, Haruhi is a saint. With them, she‘s the sinner. HARUHI. KYOUYA. TAMAKI. The fun stuff only happens behind closed doors.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 84 - Published: Jun 26, 2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Dreaming by RedPeril reviews
Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 116 - Published: Nov 26, 2006 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Trignometry by Servant Gabrielle reviews
Shuichi may appear empty headed, but is he really? A glimpse into the good old student days of everyone's favorite singer. Shuichi x ? nonYuki
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: May 21, 2006 - Shuichi S., Hiroshi N. - Complete
Early Morning Breakfast by Silverone reviews
Eiri has an unusual morning after. EirixTohmaxShuichi.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: May 9, 2006 - Eiri Y., Touma S. - Complete
mirror, mirror by archy the cockroach reviews
you're so vain. [drabble]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: Mar 15, 2006 - Zexion - Complete
Deep Throat Demon by Dripping Wrists reviews
Lust can be defined in many ways..
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: Jul 8, 2005
An Unexpected Sleepover by Acerbitas reviews
Kicked out of his house by his angry father, Tatsuha wanders to his brother's house in search of a place to stay. An aggrevated Yuki on his hands, Shuichi informs Tatsuha about how to get to Ryuichi's house. What will happen when he gets there? [oneshot]
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: May 3, 2005 - Ryuichi S., Tatsuha U. - Complete
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Trouble reviews
The lovely Ouran High School Host Club is having a summer party. When a little green monster shows up in Kyouya's eyes, something happens. One shot M-Rated MAJOR UPDATE :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: Jan 24, 2012 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
After School Activites reviews
One day after school, Tamaki goes over to Kyouya's. MA
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: Oct 21, 2011 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
ReBirthday reviews
Storization of Re Birthday I do not own Enjoy
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Published: Jan 27, 2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Regret Message
Storization of Regret Message. I dont not own and i hope you enjoy
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 26, 2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Daughter of Evil reviews
The storization of the the popular Vocaloid song, Daughter of Evil
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: Jan 25, 2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Anything For Love reviews
What happens when Zexion cheats on Axel....with a girl? First story an Oc is involed. Main Chars: Zexion, Axel, Demyx and Nama. Adding a second chapter. -
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: May 15, 2010 - Published: Sep 22, 2009 - Zexion
Servant of Evil reviews
I re did it, took out the Kingdom Hearts and just redid it. I don't own it, loves. I hope you like it better
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: Oct 20, 2009 - Rin K. - Complete