Creation is coming undone...Enter the Hero of Time. This fic is written based on the assumption that the reader is familiar with OoT. It's narrated from Link's perspective, like in the games. The fic is inspired by the Beta Quest code for Ocarina of Time.

Wario's Ode to Garlic. This poem wasn't particularly based on the Wario Ware, inc. series, so I figured I'd put it here.

Well, this is loosely Zelda-related. Related to the prologue legend in tWW, to be specific. This story is pretty intense, so it's not for those sensitive to morbidness...

This is a poem that actually came from my own emotions/contemplations more so than my other poems, I suppose . It has a deep, allegorical nature. I'm going to let you figure it out as you read it poems have more impact in their delivery that way .

A Zelda—themed parody of the classic Christmas carol.

A Zelda—themed parody of the classic poem by Clement Clarke Moore.

This poem is from the view—point of someone who loved Keatons...before their horrible regression.

One of my favorites! Rated T for moderate violence. This poem is the story of Link's mother, an unsung hero of Zelda, and how she gave her life to save her child.

Involves a lot of altering quotes from the game...It's an OoT parody...A tasty OoT parody...I'm hungry...[Chapter 1 now up]

One of my favorites! This is a poem that's...well...melancholy. It's got a nice, flowing rhyme scheme.

This is one of my favorites! What would it be like if Ganondorf had actually gotten what he wanted? The answer from Ganondorf's point of view, of course.

One of my favorites! It's a poem with a very rhythmic structure, like — well — a song! Very simple too, kind of like a nursery rhyme.

Here is a poem about the stuff I did as, kind of, my own made—up quest——and stuff I did fooling around. Rated T for a slightly violent dramatization of something I made Link do in tWW. [Border—line Kplus]

A poem from the point of view Hyrule's river in OoT. I got a bit creative with the rhyme scheme. There's eight lines in each stanza.

[LA SPOILER WARNING] A humorous account of the Windfish's dream in LA, told by the Windfish.

[OoT SPOILER WARNING] My first Zelda poem, and one of my first poems at all. This poem takes place in the final battle between Link and Ganon, in OoT. It teaches a lesson about courage. Warning: I crammed too many words into some of the lines.

Here I have gathered all my poems I consider too short to stand alone. Haikus and or Poems include: A Cucco Haiku, Insectophobia, and A Riddle—which is, surprisingly enough, a riddle. I'll add to it as more are written.

I consider this to be my masterpiece! I used a strange, poetry—like format since this was originally going to be a poem. It's a oneshot fanfic. T for some violence. I don't have much to say about the story, since it's supposed to be ambiguous...

After many years of service to Earth and fellowship with SG1,...Teal’c meets his death. The heart—rending tale of the tragic death, and the horrible aftermath. WARNING: May be painful to read...

Watch as I have unspeakable horrors —now spoken— inflicted on me by various shippers! A oneshot fanfic. Rated T for undetailed, but somewhat gruesome, violence. A must—read — FEATURES THE DOUGHNUTS OF LIFE!

Poor, poor Daniel... This is a oneshot humor fic. Negligible slapstick violence. Features Siler!