Yo, I'm Dizzy. PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS SHATTEREDMEMORIESOFYOU. Whee, caps! I love reading and writing. Obviously, or I wouldn't be on this site. I'm obsessed with romance stories, so don't be surprised that that's what most of my stories are about. Also, when I get sugar, or listen to the song Konstantine by Something Corporate (For some reason), you should run away. FAST.

Clearly, I have problems sticking with multi-chapter stories, so I stick to oneshots.

Books (Series): Harry Potter, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, Inkheart, Keys To The Kingdom, Song Of The Lioness, Protector Of The Small, Circle Of Magic, Chronicles Of Narnia, Leven Thumps, The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants, Artemis Fowl, Oz, The Edge Chronicles, The Sisters Grimm, Enchanted Forest, Maximum Ride, Alex Rider, Twilight, and more.

Books (Novels and such): Sloppy Firsts, Second Helpings, Charmed Thirds, A Mango-Shaped Space, Holes, The Silver Crown, Fly By Night, Hoot, Flush, Lucky Stars, Welcome Home Or Someplace Like It, Peter Pan, Peter Pan In Scarlet, If We Kiss, Killing Britney, Flipped, Saffy's Angel, Indigo's Star, Permanent Rose, The Rope Trick, Tuck Everlasting, The Thief Lord, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, Stargirl, and many, many more.

Movies: Wall-E, Peter Pan (2003), Harry Potter, The Illusionist, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Castle In The Sky, Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind, Howl's Moving Castle (Pretty much anything by Miyazaki, if thats how you spell his name), Love Actually, The Notebook, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Hudsucker Proxy, Into The Wild, Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker, High Fidelity, Being John Malkovich, Juno, Enchanted, Sweeney Todd, Stardust, Twilight, and a lot more.

Anime/Manga: Cardcaptor Sakura, InuYasha, Magic Knight Rayearth, Crescent Moon, Tsuabasa Chronicles, xxxHolic, Haibane Renmei, Chobits, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Wish.

TV Shows: The Office, Dead Like Me, House M.D., Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Monk, My Name Is Earl, Teen Titans, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Arrested Development, Pushing Daisies, 30 Rock, Dexter, Six Feet Under, Surface, Lost, Drake And Josh, The Amanda Show, Homicide: Life On The Street, The Tick, Wonderfalls, Battlestar Galactica.

Pairings:

Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, James/Lily, Severus/Lily (It's so tragic), Remus/Tonks.

Lemony Snicket: Quigley/Violet, Dewey/Kit, Klaus/Fiona, Lemony/Beatrice.

Dead Like Me: Mason/George, Rube/Roxie

Crescent Moon: Mitsuru/Mahiru, Nozomu/Misoka.

Inkheart: Farid/Meggie, Mo/Resa, Dustfinger/Resa (Sad as well), Doria/Meggie.

Keys To The Kingdom: Arthur/Suzy.

Leven Thumps: Leven/Winter.

Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants: Brian/Tibby, Win/Carmen, Paul/Lena, Billy/Bridget.

The Office: Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Andy/Angela, Michael/Holly.

30 Rock: Jack/Liz, Pete/Liz (Am I the only one who sees anything in that relationship?), Floyd/Liz (C'mon, they're cute.).

Maximum Ride: Fang/Max, Iggy/Nudge, Iggy/Ella.

Sisters Grimm: Puck/Sabrina, Jake/Briar,

Surface: Miles/Caitlin, Rich/Laura, Phil/Miles.

Lost: Sawyer/Kate, Charlie/Claire, Hurley/Libby, Jack/Juliet, Boone/Shannon, Sayid/Shannon, Carl/Alex.

Current Favorite Songs:

"Time Is Running Out" by Muse

"Flightless Bird, American Mouth" by Iron & Wine

"Something In The Water" by The Jealous Girlfriends

"Dancing With Myself" by The Donnas

"Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" by Muse

"Gotta Get Over Greta" by The Nields

Quotes:

"Maybe they didn't want us to find out about such a dangerous place," Violet said, peering off the ledge, "although if you have to hide a headquarters, it's a beautiful place to do it. Aside from the remains of the fire, this is a very lovely view."

"Very lovely indeed," Quigley said, but he was not looking at the view beneath him. He was looking beside him, where Violet Baudelaire was sitting.

The Slippery Slope, Pages 211-212, Lemony Snicket

"JESUS CHRIST!" I screamed in Sara's face, the way only an obnoxious boozer can. "IT'S PAUL PARLIPIANO!"

I clamped my hands over my mouth.

"OMIGOD!OMIGOD!OMIGOD! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" screamed Sara, blowing my hair back. "YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM!"

I clamped my hands over her mouth.

"SHHHHHHHHH..." I slurred. "You did not."

"I did too."

"You did not."

"I did too."

This went on in circles for a while, as drunken conversations tend to do.

Sloppy Firsts, Page 156, Megan McCafferty

"You two know each other?" Moe asked.

"Yeah," I replied, glaring at Marcus. "We know each other."

"Well, that's just swell because you can replace Irene here, and we can get down to playing a real game of hearts."

"Would you, Jessica Darling, care to join me in a game of hearts?" Marcus asked, wearing an expression that was as aggressively innocent as those posters of babies dressed up like bumblebees and sunflowers.

Game of hearts. Har-dee-har-har.

Second Helpings, Page 135, Megan McCafferty

"Holy shi...zzlesticks." -Me, when I saw a spider

Me: "Why's the car still on?"

Mom: "Because I haven't turned the engine off."

Me: "Well, OBVIOUSLY."

OBVIOUSLY, me and my mother, coming home from class.

And now, my huge collection of Office quotes.

Jim: "It's just... I'm in love with you."

Pam: "...What?"

Jim: "I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that..."

Pam: "What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that?"

Jim: "I just needed you to know. Once."

The Office, Casino Night

Jim: "There's this cube on the screen. It bounces around all day, and sometimes it looks like it's heading right into the corner of the screen, and at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away." (Eyes widen) "We're all dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims she saw it one time when she was alone in the conference room." (Laughs) "I believe she thinks she saw it."

Pam: "I saw it. I saw it, and it was amazing. Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say I didn't see it? I saw it!"

The Office, Launch Party

Jim: "I guess he can't get any girl he wants."

The Office, Dunder Mifflin Infinity

Pam: "You came up to my desk and you said, 'this might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'"

Jim: "That was the moment you knew you liked me."

Pam: "Yep."

Jim: "Wow. Can we make it a different moment?"

Pam: "Nope."

The Office, Launch Party

Michael: "Alright, here we go. This is gonna be fun. Ready? Alright, first name is Tom!"

Jan: "No, no, no! No names! No rhyming! No sound-a-likes, you actually have to--"

Michael: "OK! OK! You're getting into my head! First name is blank, and he goes on a cruise. He goes on a Caribbean cruise!"

Jim: "Katie Holmes."

Michael: "Bahhhh! But he's married to her!"

Jim: "Oh, Dawson's Creek."

Michael: "No! No, it has to be a real person, Jim, come on! OK, no, I'm gonna pass. Aah, OK OK! Um, rhymes with Parnold Sporchzeneger!"

Jim: "Not really a rhyme..."

Jan: "No rhyming!"

Angela: "Another clue!"

Michael: "He's the Governor of California, he's The Terminator..."

Jim: "TOM CRUISE!"

The Office, Dinner Party

Jim: "Oh, my apartment's on fire."

Pam: (Quietly) "Flooded."

Jim: "Flooded."

The Office, Dinner Party

Jim: "I am not kidding." (Takes out box with engagement ring after checking to see if Pam's near by) "Got it a week after we started dating."

The Office, Chair Model

Pam: "Tell them what we saw today, Jim."

Jim: "Oh, today, we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken."

Pam: "Nature."

The Office, Chair Model

Jim: "Where do you wanna go for dinner?"

Pam: "I dunno. I kind of hate all our regular places right now. Oh, you know what? That one--"

Jim: (Stops and gets down on one knee) "Hey, Pam... Will you wait for me one second while I tie my shoe?"

Pam: "I hate you."

Jim: (Laughing) "What? My shoe is untied! What is your problem? Oh, my God! You thought I was-- Oh, no, no..."

Pam: "Oh, how could I have thought that? How could I have thought that?"

The Office, Chair Model

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.