Yo yo yo, how are my favorite readers? Sorry it's been a while. Anyway, my friend Kara helped me write this, and she'll probably help write future chapters too. So this chapter is dedicated to her. KARA YOU'RE AMAZING! HI! -waves-

Bold is Fang's writing

Underlined it Max's

It's Max's PointofView, btw.

Chapter 4: Paper Hearts

I hate math. I hate math so much it's not even funny. I have this burning passion to scream as loud as I can whenever the word is even uttered near me. Which is why every single day, during 3rd period, I want to rip my hair out. Well, I would if Fang didn't get in the way. He mostly poked my sides or pinched me when i got that weird look in my eyes. The one that usually came up when i was thinking about ripping my hair out. But today, a paper landed on my desk. Guess i could avoid a couple bruises today.

Hey

Great, now he was passing notes to me. Oh well, it's not like I have anything better to do. Exponential Functions were never my strong suit.

Yo, sup?

Nothing, you?

Same. Bored.

Ya. Guess what…

Pizza Hut?

I wonder if he's picking up Iggy and Gazzy's sense of humor

No. You looooooove me. Hehehee…

No. I. Don't!

Yea, you do.

Nu uh.

Ugh, he is so infuriating.

Then who?

Nobody.

Has to be somebody.

No, it doesn't.

…

Aha!

What now?

You looove me.

No duh. I had to kiss you to first for you to figure it out.

I hate you.

Figures…

Yep.

You Love Me!!

No I don't

Yes you do, I know this.

I glared at him

How do you know? Maybe I like Ig. Oh ew…

Ya. You're fighting me about it. If you didn't you wouldn't care.

Maybe I'm fighting cuz I don't.

But I know you. And you do fight about stuff like that or you don't care.

You know nothing about me!!

So that's clearly why we can understand each other without talking…

Ugh! LEAVE ME ALONE! I HATE YOU!

I saw fang blush as he wrote his note. Wait… blush?

Fine

Since when do you blush?

Ok, maybe that was a little cold…

Since you started embarrassing me.

Since when do you have emotions?

Ok, that was cold too

No freakin' duh!

Huh?

Sorry, thought you said 'you have emotions?'

Ugh, whatever.

I frowned and ignored the paper as it hit my desk again. The class was almost over anyway.

When we got home, the house was eerily quiet. Nudge wasn't talking and Gazzy wasn't blowing anything up.

Something had to be going on.

I walked into the living room to find I piece of paper on the floor. It was notebook paper, but somebody had drawn a heart in pink. Inside the words 'Max and Fang forever!' were written.

Fang was going to die a slow and painful death.

"FFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!" I screamed, running up the stairs.

"Yeah?" He stuck his head out of his room and glanced at the paper. His eyebrows shot up.

"I knew it!" He cried, smirking.

"What?" Now I was agitated.

"You looooooovvveeeeeee me thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!" He held his hands out wide.

"NO I FRIGGEN DON'T!! I DIDN'T DRAW THIS YOU IDIOT! IF I DID, WHY WOULD I SHOW YOU?!" I grabbed him by the front of his shirt and pushed him up against the wall. Yet, he still remained cool and collected.

"So you admit you do draw those?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" I cried, punching him in the face.

"Crap." He muttered, his nose beginning to bleed.

"OHMYGOSH!" Nudge ran into the hallway.

"What happened?" She asked, grabbing a couple of tissues for Fang.

"I punched him." And I wasn't about to apologize for it either. He so deserved it.

"Why?" Nudge was shocked.

I held up the paper, "Cuz he wrote this."

"Um… no he didn't." She whispered. "Angel and I made it…"

I stared at her for a minute, furious tears rising in my eyes. They were all traitors. Stupid, betraying, traitors.

"UGH!" I turned and ran into my room, the door slamming behind me. I hate this!

Well, that's all for now. Stay tuned, and don't forget about the little indigo button down there. It looooooooovvveeeeess you thiiiiiiiiiis much! -holds out hands wide-

Bye!