VirgoMaiden
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Joined 03-23-07, id: 1244634, Profile Updated: 12-02-17
Author has written 20 stories for One Piece, Life With Derek, Harry Potter, Hey Arnold, and Labyrinth.

Hi, I'm VirgoMaiden.

I've been writing fanfiction since middle school, when I published my first story, "Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder," a One Piece fanfic. I'm currently working as a paralegal in Washington, DC. I like old movies, David Bowie, comics, and cartoons. Updates will most likely be sporadic/rare, but don't let that scare you away. My favorite 'ships are Ron/Hermione, Jareth/Sarah, Zutara, Arnold/Helga, Dasey, and Sanji/Nami.

Welcome to my corner of the internet. Please excuse the dust. ;)

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More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 332,245 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 1/31/2009
Words I Couldn't Say by Arnold's Love reviews
You can grow up, you can move on, you can even move away and start over, but somehow the things you left in the past have a way of catching up with you...
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,063 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Arnold, Helga
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Interlude by Silvver Phoenix reviews
The months after Voldemort's death act as an interlude in Harry Potter's life. The trio deal with the aftermath of Voldemort's fall and make decisions about their futures. The wizarding world attempts to restructure, and broken families attempt to heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,658 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
the other half by smartalker reviews
And then he kisses her, because he smells like a dirty aquarium and he knows it'll gross her out. She gets lipstick all over his face.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
To Whom It May Concern by Ieyre reviews
Rhett attempts to rebuild his reputation in Charleston, with some mixed results after a mysterious figure and the God of Plot Device tries to stop him. It will be sunny, it will be funny...my entry for ficathon 09, COMPLETE AT LAST.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,944 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Scarlett O., Rhett B. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Maslow by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
What do you NEED? Different aspects of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs applied to Drakken and Shego’s daily lives in no particular order. Add a spoonful of uncomfortable silences, and we’re good to go. Drakken/Shego.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,672 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Chemistry by Kyer reviews
When it comes to extraordinary lab work, Batman reigns supreme within the Justice League. Or does he? Maybe not..and that has the Bat ticked. Rated for mild swearing and annoyed super heroes. Humor rather insane at times. **PLAGIARIZED BY A PORN SITE
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,167 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
attack of the body snatchers by smartalker reviews
In which Derek does the unthinkable and stops trying to win Casey over with fourth grade tactics. Casey is understandably calling for a restraining order. — DerekCasey
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
The Unholy Trinity by selmak reviews
Non DH compliant. OTP era with a focus on Filius Flitwick, Minerva McGonagall & Severus Snape during the Era of that Evil Cat Woman Dolores Umbridge. MF, FF, MM implied. And absolutely 100,000,000,000 not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 187,170 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Deadline by Dixxy Mouri reviews
Book One: Angel of Death Fruit. SxN. Nami, Robin, and Sanji are in trouble between a sneaky bounty hunter, an immortal woman, and a greedy swordsman. Luffy and the others aren't around, and they've got three days until Sanji dies. COMPLETE!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,754 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Sanji, Nami
Unhappily Ever After by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey. Futurefic. "Are you RECYCLING insults for me?" she asked, insulted beyond measure.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,715 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
FUBAR by gleechild reviews
A scandal is about to drop and the Upper East Side will never be the same. You know you love me, XOXO Gossip Girl. Post 1x11.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,293 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Five almost Perfect Dates by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Dasey, futurefic. "Your plan..." Derek said slowly, "...is a big box."
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
The Princess and the Reporter by HELLACRE13 reviews
This follows the story Timeout,last chapter of the Monitor Duty series.Superman has left the league.Diana is setting up her Embassy.It would be helpful reading that before you begin this story.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,563 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Family Dynamics by avocadomoon reviews
Derek/Casey. It's funny, how family can manage to be both suffocation and salvation at the same time. Flashfic for Moonlit-Jeannie.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
Tales From The Kiddie Table by TheBucketWoman reviews
Kiddie Table he muttered. I'm less than a month away from turning eighteen and I'm going to be at the kiddie table. Extremely fluffy Dasey and Lizwin Christmas oneshot.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
A Woman True and Fair by The S reviews
What might Howl's Moving Castle have been like if the 3rd person narration had been biased toward Howl's point of view instead of Sophie's? This is an exercise in what if. Current chapter: 26, Tea Party of the Damned. [updated 10.31.07]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,323 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 7/24/2005
Fireworks by Aurora West reviews
The fifth anniversary of Voldemort's death was overcast and grey, marked by frequent bursts of cold, hard rain, and all Angelina Johnson could think about was that she had not seen Fred Weasley in five years. DH spoilers. [GeorgeAngelina]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Second Chance by iamruthesque reviews
Hiatus. Indefinitely, or until my slave driver editor tells me I can work on it again. A Skip Beat! Love Story.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
A New Age by Bevin reviews
Set after the end of the series. When you've accomplished your dreams, what do you do with the rest of your life? Eventual SxN, implied UxK, some darker themes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,057 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Nami, Sanji
Truancy by Nehszriah reviews
Two of gang get into trouble so Franky and Robin have to bail them out in a rather... unusual fashion. Post Enies Lobby spoilers... kind of. Set before chapter 442
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2007 - [Robin, Franky] - Complete
Figuring out Family by OverlyDramatic reviews
Casey thought she knew all she could about Derek and his annoying ways. But when problems arise from the Venturi kid's mother, Casey asks herself how well she really knows him? And how well does he know himself?
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,571 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
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Special Nights reviews
Once in a while, when the crew is asleep, coffee is made and pastries are tasted, and Sanji and Nami are able to talk openly, without any sort of illusions between them. Collection of oneshots. Sometimes continuous. SanjixNami.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sanji, Nami
Esurient reviews
Esurient: to be hungry; greedy. Jareth wants Sarah; the question is when he's going to "poof" out of the shadows and back into her life.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Verstehen reviews
"Understanding." ...That led him to Casey. Back to Casey. Always back to Casey. Why had he kissed her? They had never been a conventional pair. And that was before the pink coat.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Aise reviews
Based off the episode summary for "Truman's Last Chance." Derek chaperones a Casey/Truman date. What follows? Drama. And a possibly broken nose. Rated for language and implications. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Blast From the Past reviews
Slight AU. Five people from Casey and Lizzie's past come into town to visit during the winter break of Derek and Casey's senior year. Romance, drama, misunderstandings, ballets, jealous cousins, and awkward moments ensue. Dasey, Lizwin. Complete!
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,951 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
One Fine October Night reviews
Halloween Ball at Hogwarts. Post DH. The Grey Lady and the Bloody Baron have a brief encounter, one that sparks an interest in the former... One shot. Severus cameo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
To Listen Is To Learn reviews
I was tagged for the iPod challenge. Kendra/Trevor, Dasey, Lizwin, divorced! Nora and Dennis, Marti, Sheldon, and Emily all follow.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Friends reviews
What happens when Casey finds out that she and Derek are actually becoming friends? Two words: Panic. Attack. Pre-Dasey, if that makes you feel any better
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Finding My Heart In Your Memories reviews
Post death. Fifty years have passed since Arnold and Helga have last seen each other, and after Arnold dies, it's up to his guardian angel to show him what he missed out on... ArnoldxHelga.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Arnold, Helga
Because You Said So reviews
After the episode "Summer Love." Arnold told Helga to stay out of his life. That was over a month ago... so why is she still doing that? Also, why is Arnold confused by her absence from his life? And what will an unexpected visit bring? HIATUS
Hey Arnold - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Arnold, Helga
Of Legwarmers, Marbles, and Cottage Cheese reviews
Same universe as "An Intense Game of Pickleball." What happens when Casey sees Derek in the kitchen early one morning? Marbles, twelve games of "Clue," cottage cheese, legwarmers, and the color hot pink. Just not necessarily in that order. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
An Intense Game of Pickleball reviews
What happens when Derek and Casey's gym classes merge together? An intense game of pickleball, that's what! Oneshot, yo.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
You Remind Me reviews
To the song "U Remind Me" by Usher. Once Arnold called Helga "Lila," but now, sixty years later, he finds to be doing the opposite as he remembers his late wife. ArnoldHelga, Futurefic.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Sunset reviews
Oneshot. Geora. The infamous couple gets stuck on the roof. What else but hilarity can ensue? An attempt to communicate with squirrels, dropped hammers, stuck windows, and "The Great Car Dent of '08," apparently...
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/23/2008 - George V., Nora M. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder reviews
After a harsh farewell and four years of absence, Nami thinks she has gotten over the broken heart Sanji left her with. But being on the same island as him may bring back old feelings, and new faces won't make this easier for them…A SanjixNami
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,960 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sanji, Nami
They Are reviews
Ron/Hermione. Their thoughts on one another: insecurities, doubts, frustrations, and hope. Spoils for books 1 through 7. Written 1 year prior to published date.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Tact reviews
Geora oneshot. The first date. George tries to make a good impression, but things don't go exactly as planned...
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2008 - George V., Nora M. - Complete
Colorless reviews
Dasey. ....'And he wishes that he could take her hand in his and squeeze and squeeze and give her all of his energy, so that she would be okay.'
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
A Snowball's Chance reviews
Sanji and Nami hold conversation about character and themselves over hot chocolate. What makes them tick, their thoughts on each other, and the proposition that might change it all...NamixSanji goodness. One shot
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Nami, Sanji - Complete
Last Christmas reviews
Songfic. Life. Death. Nami is well acquainted with both as that time of the year starts rolling around. Can she learn to forgive herself for the death of someone that she loved? ZN, SN
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sanji, Nami - Complete
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