"Same world, different juice."

About The Author

Age: Too old for the Children's Menu, not old enough to vote.

Height: Chances are, shorter than you.

Birthday: May =D

Favorite Color: Green, kinda light. Like mint green. Like green mini iPod green. Like the-color-of-my-room's-walls green. =3

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Louise Rennison, Stephanie Meyer, the guy who makes those Where's Waldo books, Charlotte Brontë, Douglas Adams, Billy Shakespeare, A.A. Milne, William Goldman, and, if you're in my Favorites List, you.

Not Favorite Authors: John Steinbeck. EW. And Mr. Moreno(he can't spell XP).

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl, Dirty Dancing I and II,Bambi 2, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Rainman, Notting Hill, About A Boy, She's The Man, Romeo and Juliet(1968), Bend It Like Beckham, The Princess Bride, Series of Unfortunate Events, Jane Eyre, Love Actually, Aladdin, The Road To El Dorado, Happy Feet, The Theif and the Cobbler and The Adventures of Ben-Hur.

Not Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (!!!) and most sequels, especially Disney sequels.

Movies That Are Kinda In-The-Middley: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; great book, mediocre movie. Also, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; iffy book, but a well-done movie with a fabby Dumbles.

Favorite Subjects: French, Chem, and English.

Favorite Sock-Length: Knee-high.

Favorite Punctiation Mark: I'm not gonna lie; I'm a semicolon whore.

Word Roundup: YEE HAW.

Favorite Unknown President: James K. Polk

Least Favorite Unknown President: Buchanan

Favorite War: American Revolution

Least Favorite War: All the other ones... MAKE ART, NOT WAR.

Favorite Revolution: French Revolution. Napoleon's my homeslice. = And I've kinda got a thing for the Reign of Terror. I'm morbid like that.

Least Favorite Revolution: Industrial Revolution. Sure, it's given us fabulous inventions like the television and the lemon zester, but look where it's got us: out landfills are overflowing, our water is dirty, our air is filled with pollutants, our o-zone's torn to shreds, our icecaps are melting, eeeeeverything gives you cancer, and we're the first generation ever that's NOT expected to outlive our parents. Way to go, industrial superpowers.

Favorite TV Show: HOUSE MD!!!!!

Favorite Sport: Tennis (Varsity, baby! W00t=D )

Favorite Pet: Kittkats. =3

Favorite Mp3 Player: iPod mini.

What's Frequently On My iPod: Muse, Paramore, Mosquitos, the Juno soundtrack, Kimya Dawson, Tegan and Sara, Meg and Dia, Belle and Sebastian, Vampire Weekend, DDR songs, a lot of Disney songs, a lot of songs in French, and Lucky Star OST.

Current Obsession: Twilight

Back-Up Obsession: Harry Potter

How Now? Brown cow.

Favorite Art Medium: Watercolor paints! I love them, even the cheap 12-color pan things you can find in CVS. And Prismacolor markers, graphite pencils.

Art Mediums I Can Sorta Work With: Prismacolor colored pencils, acrylic paints, pen and ink, and digital coloring.

Art Mediums I Just Suck At Completly: Pastels, crayons, clay, tempera paints, pixel and vector art, and photography(not that I've really tried, but I think it's pretty safe to assume).

School Clubs: Art Club, Environmental Club, DDR Club, French Club, and NHS(eeeewww), Book Club, Foreign Language Honors Society, GSA, Human Rights Club, Animal Rights Club

What's Today? Honorary Tuesday Day, of course.

About The Stories

coming soon. hang in there. :)

Beta?

I'd absolutely love a beta. Please?

Just someone to read one of my bitty Twilight oneshots over every month or so to check for grammar mistakes or awkward sentences. Preferably, that someone would know their way around a thesaurus.

I'm not picky. Email me (limeade_spazspaz@) or mention it in a review or something.

About The Art

-will update as soon as I stop being lazy and post my dA acount-

About the Random

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this: "Ice, ice_" --ummm still not cool, even then.

You remember watching: -Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos Modern Life

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just can't resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philidelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-TGIF
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World.

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.

You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everyhting was settled by:
-rock paper scissors
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish
-daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.

when cops and robbers was a daily activity.

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb.

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero.

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow on PBS.

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-3 Ninjas movies.

You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.

You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

one word. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.

YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!

You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Gak was the coolest stuff invented.

The old dollar bills.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"

You know the Macarena by heart.

You remember watching:
Animaniacs
Pokemon (back when EVERYONE loved it)
The Pink Panther cartoons
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Tiny Toons

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before MIKE JONES . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkman.

You had slap bracelets!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

(LOL, I giggled nostalgically after soooooo many of those. xD I miss the 90's. Especially the 90's cartoons. And the 90's people-actually-buying-the-CD-ness. [ )

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

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