Bella sighed contently. Sitting on Edward's couch, wrapped in his arms, life couldn't get any better than this. Edward smiled her favorite crooked smile that made her knees grow weak and made it difficult to think coherently. He stroked his thumb across her cheekbone and cupped her face in his hands. Gazing intensely into her eyes, he slowly brought his lips to hers-

"DON'T LET HIM GET THE BALL! UGH, STUPID HUMAN! DEFENSE! GET IT BACK, DON'T LET HIM GET A TOUCHDO-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The loud roar caused Bella to jump a mile and Edward to curse. He jumped up and disappeared from the room, apparently to go tackle Emmett for interrupting their kiss and scaring Bella half to death.

Bella leaned her head against the back of the couch and tried to slow her racing heart.

Never try to have a romantic moment with your vampire boyfriend at his family's house when it's football season.

A/N: There are 32 O's in the "No!" that Emmett shouts. I counted. Hehe.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, New Moon, or football.