(disclaimer if you are easily offended by what I say or don't keep reading go read someone else's stuff) well welcome to my profile your here because you stumbled upon me last chance to stumble your way out of here because things are about to get fun. I can think of 3 reasons why your here all optional. 1 your raging alcoholic 2 you just smoked a killer joint and can't comprehend what is going on right now. 3 you just want to read some fanfiction or all of the above.

what are my interests?

I like alpha and omega

vodka,beer, 2% milk, ramen noodles, camaro zl1, 12 valve cummins with a 5 speed, farming, mechanics, snowmobiling with my dad, wheeling my dirt bike, camping, girls and speaker systems

what I recommend

light drinking not black out drunk I don't promote under age drinking or smoking. dont be like me dont be a dumb ass.

if you have axis sit on a roof at night and stare at the moon. Hang out with friends get you work done in school If your still in it.

read more fanfictions

what I don't recommend

having a few to many miller lights and trying to put on a tin roof., grabbing hot things out of the oven burned hand = not good. And getting in the tractor after a few shots of whiskey and trying to plant corn in a straight line.

about me

18

male

I stand 6ft 2

I have a buteful girlfrend named Kate witch is ironic considering im into the AO fandom

I can lift 225lbs

I weigh 214lbs

im a fuckn jinger so i burn real easy

BEER, DRINK BUD LIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

there is no comedy in my real life so i try to put it in my story's.

I farm somewhere around 100 to 110 acres of land, you can figure that out in my stories

now let's address hate and how I handle it

now i sit and procrastinate just as much as evryone else now theres a diffrence between constructive critisisam and just being an ass and yes i know my shit dosent have any puncuation so before you start breathing hard and start to slam your fingers on that keybord snd say shit like "this is so gramiticly incorect" (you know who you are) consider this, im not geting payed to do any of this i do it for fun and becuse i want to therefor i dont care and thats great that you care about your stuff and have a following on it good for you here have a star but for me i tipe my stuff as a joke not made to be taken seriously so if your just on here to be an ass and talk shit on my storys or other peoples storys when they actuly care and put there hard work and soul into it i have three words for you, GO FUCK YOURSELF

the movies/Netflix shows I like

Alpha and omega (Kate)

Max from the new grinch movie

how to Train your Dragon 3

21 and over

tag

jackass

sex education

its the end of the fucking world

Dukes of hazzard

the ranch

everything sucks

trailer park boys

big mouth

stranger things

qa

q, favorite drink?

a, bud light

q, how do I maintain a good body figure muscle wise?

a, Easy be a farmer.

q, how many times have you watched alpha and omega?

a, well i lost count after 35.

q, Are you a virgin?

a, nope not anymore biches

q, ever tryed weed?

a, I have a few times but I get really paranoid so i stoped

q, what made you make a fanfiction account?

a, after reading living with kate (if you havent herd of it what the fuck are you doin here google it read it then come back. Get on the boat with the rest of us.) I wanted to find more like it so i took the plummet and got the app. Then I came across a and o high school stories.

q, What do you drive dayley?

a, in the summer I drive a 2013 camaro zl1. My winter beater is a 1979 ford bronco you can find more about these below

q, what state do you live in?

a, wisconsin, we have a whole lot of nothing but corn, soybeans and darry farms.

q, what made you start writing?

a, i wanted to entertain people with what i can write and to improve my grammar. And writing style because my D in English needs to change some time soon.

Q: why do you swear so much?

a, it's just my way of talking to people.

q, how do you avoid writer's block?

a, I sit and procrastinate on my ass all day and it evntuly gets done

The things I'll write about.

Alpha and omega kate, human.

Alpha and omega high school.

Alpha and omega written how i think it could have been different.

maybe I could write a hole story in one pov of a AO chactor (depends on how lazy I am)

things I dont really read or write about

My Little Pony

Japanese anime

things I'm good at

I'm very knowledgeable about engines and drivetrain. I know a few things about AO, welding, hunting, wiring

things I'm not good at

putting punctuation in my story's, doing math, Roofing while drunk. im not good with kids.

The fanfictions everyone needs to get on board with.

living with Kate

getting to know you

the way it is

my top 10 songs

kali yuga - ghostemane

1-800-273-8255 - logic

I spy - Kyle

house of wolves - bring me the horizon

do it now remember it later - sleeping with Sirens

I won't give in - asking Alexandrea

day ones - iamjakehill

daylight - blaze audio

professional rapper - lil dicky

my own worst enemy - lit

no judgement zone

I do not judge i look at everyone the same we are all humans who have respect for eachother

my first truck

when I first got my license I had no money so my grandma let me drive a 1978 ford f600 dump truck until I saved some money, the 360 v8 would smoke like a diesel all the time I couldn't go to school and back without bringing a quart of oil with me but the plus side was it was 4 wheel drive with a welded rear diff the thing could go through 2 feet of mud and 3 foot snow drifts without an issue then I bought a lifted 1979 ford bronco for $300 it had 35 BFgoodwrich mud terrains a welded rear diff open headers and a 351 windsor that would take a half a can of starting fluid on a cold day to start it I swapped a 4 ton hydraulic cylinder from a ripper onto the tierod this thing will go anywhere I sold the s10 and now I just drive this in the winter and that brings me to the camaro my dad bought it it new in 2013 he drove it for a month but he still drove semi so he was never around to use it so it sat a few years and he didn't want it to sit around or sell it so he gave it to me a dumbass 17 year old I smashed it into a curb a week later and bent the front right strut.

old barns, and shity tractors

I run our small farm most of the time my moms house is a toxic place to be around and my dad drives truck so hes gone most of the time so I just stay here on my farm now anyway I plant soybeens and corn (mostley corn) on a 100 some odd acres in wisconsin I have a genuine old red barn inside that barn if you dig through all the random shit I have 15 old snowmobels few enticers there is a 82 yahamaha ss with a 440 I had it going when i eas a kid but I havent seen it in forever, farm equipment our bigest tractor is a 1972 white 180 with dulles and the cat 3208 v8 diesel next we have a I think a 1983 ford 4400 industreal it is bright yellow has a massive 3 cylnder gas that when gets hot at full throttle you can see a bright red cone of heat out of the exaust sometimes the whole pipe would glow red that fucking thing would get so hot picking rocks it would just shut off so you yell a few choice words and wait for it to cool off for a while then you repeat the cycle then we have a oliver 1650 i think it had a inline 6 that made 70 some horse power new the throttle sticks at wide open from time to time and past about 4grand it would start to knock so you had to shut it off before rod number 5 would end up on the ground

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xbox, Red Neck Nerd 27

kik, thenormalwriter124

Twitter, @ImNotThatDude2

hit me up on discord

Chef#1072

I stream sometimes

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