Heh-row, everybody! I would like to tell you a bit about me: I'm wickedpirate666 because I love pirates, I love (and am) wicked, and I just like the number 666. (Hmmm, wonder why...). I am absolutely obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean. (Especially good ol' Captain Jack! Oh, and don't listen to a word he says: I do not smell funny!!) I have phases with Wicked and Harry Potter. And Spongebob's pretty cool... sorta. I just really like my avatar right now... its so funny! And while I'm at it, I love Luigi too. And Jesus. But that's a bit random... then again, that's my life. OMIGOD, I forgot to say that I'm a die hard White Sox fan! Cubs suck! (And will continue to do so until the end of the human race.)

Latest News:

Man, I don't understand any of the the new features on FanFiction... Jeez, I'm starting to sound like my parents!

PLEASE REVIEW MY NEW PIRATES STORY! I'm dyin' over here!

Favorite pirate of all time: Captain Jack Sparrow with James Norrington stumbling close behind (he IS TOO a pirate!)

Favorite witch of all time: Elphaba

Favorite evil villain of all time: Davy Jones

Favorite Monty Python skit: Twit Race/ Olympic Hide and Seek final

Favorite SNL cast members of all time (there's waayyyyy too many skits to list if I had to pick my favorite skit): Will Ferrell, Andy Samberg, Adam Sandler, Bill Hader, Molly Shannon, Dana Carvey, Phil Hartman, Kevin Nealon, Chris Farley, David Spade, and Ana Gasteyer (Elphie!)

Favorite Mario Brothers character: Luigi, no comparison. But Yoshi's awesome too.

Favorite Stephen King book: It

Favorite Harry Potter book: Order of The Phoenix

Favorite Harry Potter characters: Sirius Black, Remeus Lupin, Severus Snape -bother-

Favorite Lord of the Rings characters: Faramir, Aragorn, Gimli, Sam

Quote time!

Someone has finally completed my challenge! Will you be the next?

For all of you POTC fans: whose says these quotes in which movie? If you private message me the correct answers to all 10 quotes I've listed, I'll...uh... hmm... let me think of a good prize... OH! I'll put your pen name on my profile and next to it, I'll say that I worship you. I'm not joking! I'll also add you to my favorite author's list. Will that do? Then again, you could always just live with the happy feeling that you would get if you were right and outsmarted a couple of people in doing so. Your call. Remember to put both the name of the person who says it and which POTC movie they say it in. Have fun! Oh, one final thing: as soon as one person sends in to me all 10 answers correct, I'll change the quotes. Just to shake things up and allow for another winner.

1) "Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded."

2) ”Aye, Lieutenant. Its bad luck to have a woman on board, too. Even a miniature one.”

3) “And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?”

4) “If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.”

5) “Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired, and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.”

6) “Do pass my compliments on to your master.”

7) "You may kill me but you may never insult me! Who am I?"

8) “If anyone so much as mentions the word 'parley', I'll have their guts for garters”

9) "It has been torture trapped in this single form cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you."

10) ”You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.”

People I worship (quote contest winners)

Rinceoir, I worship you. You are now on my favorite author's list.

Rinceoir, I worship you for a second time.

Storm Princess, I worship you. You are now on my favorite author's list.

Story Status/Comments (if you want a summary, scroll down to the bottom of my profile):

The Day The Mushroom Kingdom Fell- If anyone has any ideas for a sequel, please PM me because I'm fresh out of good ideas. Several sequel starters now lay at the bottom of my computer's recycle bin.

My Interview with Fiyero- Yes, I know that this was pretty stupid, but I figured, hey, why not post it? It was created one night while I was a wee tad high on life at a sleepover.

Invisible- It took me forever, but I finally got a Pirates of the Caribbean story up! Woohoo! Yeah, I was really depressed about how they killed off poor Norrington in the 3rd POTC and this kinda just popped into my head. I love the song Invisible, too; so this is just a best of both worlds sorta thing! (No pun intended with any relations to Hannah Montana.)

And now for those chain thingys that you can put on your profile (which has gotten to be an exceedingly long list, might I add):

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe,Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki , WeaselChick, Celyna EverD, Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie, Linksworstnightmare, Luigi Rules 512, wickedpirate666

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

OZheads are just trying to make they're way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile!

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

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If you think rap is the most God-awfullest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you thought that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was overhyped and did not live up to expectations, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

If you have ever sung “99 Bottles of Rum on the Wall” all the way down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have been called "weird" or "disturbed" or "insane" more than five times, copy this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or a suck up

I have GREEN SKIN so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR /ACTRESS so I MUST be mean

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. ~ There is no way to convey my conviction to this cause via just a computer screen. PLEASE, COPY PASTE! Bold the ones that apply to you.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills regularily, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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