![]() Author has written 5 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Star Fox. E-mail: (arularkala@) Pen Name: Fallen Lithium Update 3/11/09 - Chapter one of Guns 'N' Boners is up! I'm really excited to be starting what I hope to be a new Smash epic! Happy reading and writing people! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, alleycat1312,Fallen Lithium I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. My name is Devin General. I am seventeen. I am gay, yes, and I don't want to hear anyone bitching about it. True to the stereotype that gets placed on me, I am a SUCKER for a good romance. However, I hate pink, I hate Madonna with a fierce passion, I also despise shopping, and I certainly do not squeal over puppies and old people, nor do I wave my hands around in flamboyant little circles while I talk. Well, when I talk, people say I have a "gay" accent, but I don't give a shit. Love is love people. Learn to fuckin' deal. I'd also like to point out that I have no religious beliefs. I am what you call an athiest, who thinks all religion is bullshit, plain and simple FICS: Crystal Nothings (Super Smash Bros.): Complete! I wanted to send out a special thanks to everyone who reviewed and I'm so damn sorry this took so long: The Mad Joker, bijoukaiba, Basil-Ovelby, and mr.flancheiner. Anyone who I forgot or who's name I spelled wrong, thank you so much too, and you're all awesome! I'm Sorry! (Star Fox): A little oneshot I wrote after finishing CN because I needed some creative space. It seemed people really liked it, so that made me happy! =) Crystal Nothings II: My Wings Angle Down (Super Smash Bros.): This one's all done. I'm getting very nice reviews and it seems people like it so, that's good. Very special thanks to returning reviewers Basil-Ovelby and The Mad Joker, and the new reviewers Dochii, Tydia, thel33tgamer, Serpent Panda, and anyone who else who reviewed. If I spelled any names wrong I'm sorry. Please keep up with the reviews! I got this done much quicker than I thought I would, and I'm quite proud of myself. Everything That Will Never Hapen: A short, really dark oneshot fic I wrote, mostly as a jab at Samus/Snake and Samus/C. Falcon fics. Anyone who's read my Crystal Nothings fics knows that I hate these two pairings. Guns 'N' Boners: New Smash story I've begun that I intend to be a nice long one, like my well-received Crystal Nothings series. I hope this is as well ilked! I am a typical angsty teenager. I am dark skinned, taller than I'd like to be and so skinny to the point where I am almost anorexic. As I grow older and more self-aware, I've had a major overhaul in musical taste. I'm what you'd call an indie kid. My favourite bands are: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Stars, Metric, Broken Social Scene, Holy Fuck, Emily Haines & The Soft Skeleton, Caribou (congrats to them for the '08 Polaris Music Prize), among many others. I am moody and aggressive, even though I can't fight worth shit. I'm also incredibly shy and reserved if I don't know you well, and writing is the way I best express myself. Topics I like to write about: Anime/Manga: Cardcaptor Sakura (Anime/Manga), Game: Baten Kaitos, Super Smash Brothers, The Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Metal Gear Solid Movie: The Excorcism of Emily Rose, A Nightmare Before Christmas Strengths: Romance, Tragedy, Angst, Hurt/Comfort (in other words, the depressing ones) Weaknesses: Action, Comedy, Crime (in other words, the ones the buff, asshole high-school jocks who won't admit they come to this website want to read) So that's me! Enjoy my fics, please! Stereotype Cut and Paste: I saw this on SerpentPanda's profile and it REALLY struck a chord with me, so I copied and pasted it. Go figure. If you copy/paste this, bold any terms that apply to you. I've put an asterisk next to the stereotypes that I actually perpetuate, but I'm not a representative member of anyone of these groups as a whole. Keep that in mind. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I write FANFICTION so I MUST have no friends. |