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Joined 01-25-07, id: 1206768, Profile Updated: 09-22-08
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hello,

People...minons...flying fairies...and fellow fanfictioners!

This is Alice D. Cullen. d. stands for my "real" name

Age: 17

Blood type: Rh- hehe. i'm a vampire person had to put that.

Favorie colors: black and blue.

Hobbies: whatever i feel like doing geez. but over all music, tv, and books during school preferably manga. i swear school can be such a bore. books are amazing for passing time, especially during math, which is where i do most of my thinking about fanfic's too. hehe. stupid math, who needs it right?

anywhoo.

Little about me: i'm crazy, loco in cabeza, yeah you figured. I love coffee, especially those iced latte's that taste like icees except coffee flavored and better, yess. I love the guitar and my music. My favorite tv show is supernatural followed by the office, reno 911, and buffy. By the way buffyxangel forever people. screw spike. um. lets see. i love the movie sleepy hollow and underworld and queen of the damned. Love napoleon dynamite its a classic, comic related movies, x'men go rogue, spiderman, some superman. which smallville is really cool by the way. um oh and office space. that is one hilarious show. oh and young frankenstein too. gene hackmen right? "Put the candle down!" guy in willy wonka... is so funny. love him.

Favorite bands:

Linkin park! best band ever. Then +44. Then muse kudos s.meyer!, then armor for sleep, and within temptation. My favorite singer ever is avril lavigne too. cant forget my girl ha. i like other bands too but dont feel like naming them all. i got the important ones.

books! as you know the best one ever is Twilight! yeah! oh and new moon of course and im sure eclipse too when it comes out! then i like Ameila Atwater Rhodes books, Demon in my view, then Shattered Glass. Genius author really. But stephenie meyer is the true genius go meyer! i love you!anything vampire related though.

hhhhmmm... what else. well i guess if you wanted to know more just ask me.

you guys should definitely check out my stories. Especially Zoorama. That one was so much fun writing. I'm finished working on its sequel, Suprisearama. It's great. And to come is some jasperxalice lemons then emmettxrosalie. lemons are so fun! go twilight lemons!

ahhhh. i love to laugh.

woo hoo. thats a wrap. love you all.

your friend,

Alice~

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Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
What's Scarier than Vampires? by beautiful fighter reviews
The Cullens and Bella decide to go camping. Emmett keeps playing pranks on Bella. Bella reads a scary book full of myths and legends. They decide to test out what is myth and what is truth. Full of scary stories and humor! Oh for heavens sake just read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 5/3/2007
Lost Souls by GoddessLove reviews
6 years later after Jacob’s death, Bella struggled to reclaim her life, which is lost without her husband. She finds her past coming back to haunt her, beautiful and mythological as it is. Bella would never have thought it would be a struggle for survival
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,013 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens When Bella Drinks by PinkPixie019 reviews
This is for all the Cookie Loves out there. I give you my BellaEdward Cookie! I's very much AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Twilight Couples and Troubles by starlightreader reviews
BellaEdward,JasperAlice,RosalieEmmett,EsmeCarslie what will happen to them? Will Bella be changed? Fluff! What trouble lays ahead? Ch. 11 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,522 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/3/2006
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You had a Bad Day, Now your going to France reviews
Totally pure whiff. Alice starts off with a bad day and its Jasper to the rescue. Go Jazz! I got bored and tada! I'd say its cute and entertaining. Yay! I have updated! It's dirtier now haha.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
I Only Have Eyes For You reviews
K.This is a little story/idea i came up with depicting how Alice and Jasper met back in what 1920s? 30s? 40s? lol. In Philadelphia. Based off of Stephenie's story just expanded.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Bunny Rose reviews
Heres my attempt at a Emmett and Rosalie lemon. Mmmm. I love lemons. hahaha. Special thanks to gwen stefani, boy is she a inspiration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Alice 911 reviews
finally a jasper alice lemon. its kinky ppl. beware. rated M for a friggin reason. although as far as my opinion is concerned its friggin hilarious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Suprisearama reviews
This is the sequel to Zoorama. It won't follow the same guideline but its something that happens about a week after Zoorama. This definitely has some humor and some lemons later so teens watch out for the language mwah. It's m bc of the end ha. Read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Zoorama! reviews
This story is about a trip to the zoo. This is my 2nd fanfic and my 1st attempt at some fun for the characters. I'm thinking humor here. I'm rating it M for language but some minor adult scenes might come later on. It all depends on what fits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Formation of bellaxedward lemons reviews
this is my first attempt at a lemon for edward and bella. i was in a rush and careful since this is my very first so bear with me here. i tried to make it not so serious. its not so explicit but depends on the persons opinion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
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