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Author has written 13 stories for Labyrinth.

You’re here because you are curious about me. Tsk, tsk. Don’t you know that curiosity killed the cat? I hope you're not feline!

What I’m willing to tell you can be divided into two types of information: permanent and transitional. The permanent information that I'm willing to share is that I’m a heterosexual female with three children. I am old enough to say that I remember when all of these movies and stories listed in FanFiction were out in the theatres. My birthday is 20 years and 3 days after our favourite leading male, David Jones (a.k.a. Bowie).

The transitional information that I‘m willing to share is that I'm alive and well in the United Sates of America. My current responsibilities are the upkeep, upbringing, and welfare of my family, both offspring and ancestral.

Currently, in this community, I serve as a reader, reviewer, beta, and writer. I am currently a beta for Anij. I have served Sapphire4Steel, Anonymous Fangirl, InuLvr7, DanikaLareyna, and angel-tears-16 in this capacity as well. I have also sounded out ideas with PaisleyRose. I strongly suggest that you go to their sites and read their stuff. It's good. I am currently working a few short stories myself. More information about that to follow. Now that I've told about the good writing, I'll inform you about the not so good. My eldest has found the joys of this community. She is MidnightFlyte. Be warned; she is at that difficult, rebellious stage. You have been forewarned.

If you wish to contact me, do so. I am usually very friendly and I don’t bite, under most circumstances. The circumstances in which I do bite are:

you are the Dish of the Day. (Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy—The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. )

you are over 21.

you are male.

you ask me to.

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CURRENT WORKS IN PROGRESS:

Escape From the Labyrinth

Rated T

What nine-year-old child hasn’t wished away a parent? Find out what happens when Jasmine wishes away her mother, Lydia, and accepts Jareth’s offer to regain her back from his nefarious plan.

Alternate Ending to Escape From the Labyrinth

To be posted on due to extreme mature content

Where we find out what Jareth’s nefarious plan is.

Brick By Brick

Rated M--for language and knowledgeable mature content

Set 20 years (Aboveground. 80 years Underground) after the movie, we pick up Sarah's life. She's about to have a visit from a male from her past and he isn't too happy about how things left off.

To help you envision Sarah, age 35, just before the moment of her reunion, I present to you Pika-la-cynique's Here's the day.... Remember, artists need love, too. Please leave a review for the art if you decide to visit.

As I Am

Rated M--will contain character death

Can Jareth and Sarah learn to accept one another or will Maurasoon have to resort to violence?

Excuse Me Sir, But Have You Seen My T.A.R.D.I.S.?

Rated K+

This is a story I wrote with my then spouse, John Rocco Roberto, in 1985 for the fanzine Doctor Who. Mr. Roberto then rewrote it and did major editing and changed it into The First Shoowat. I present here a combined effort of my work with Mr. Roberto's re-edit to bring it back to its Doctor Who roots as a memorial to him. (5/25/62 - 12/6/07 -- Rest in peace, John-John)

Some backstory is required for the younger generation. This is the Sixth Doctor/Colin Baker incarnation, which dates this story to the mid-80's. His companion is Frobisher, a shape shifter alien known as a wifferdill, that was featured in the fanzine's comic strip. The fanzine ran a short story competition for which this was an entry.

At the time, London was in the process of decommissioning its police call boxes (if you live in London, or visited, you won't see any around, which makes the broken chameleon circuit in the T.A.R.D.I.S. even funnier). Hence, the catalyst for this story.

Fwd: Fwd: FaeMail

Rated K+

A collaborative effort by many authors, hosted by marti-n-danika can be found here. I am cast in the role of Rob (Robert Grant), Sarah's handyman neighbor for whom her pet mog lion has an extreme dislike for.

COMPLETED WORKS:

A Mother’s Perspective

Rated K +

This story was inspired by a short story or a poem I read far too many years ago to recall. It was a Christmas tale in which a harried mother has a midnight conversation with Santa Claus who gives her a doppelganger as a Christmas present. She realizes the folly in this and refuses the gift. It was made more personal by my daughter losing a tooth earlier this year.

That's What Friends Are For

Rated T--for suggested adult situations

Due to surprising demand, the story of Maurasoon's return to the Underground. Maurasoon is summoned to the castle beyond the Goblin City to attend to her king while there is a challenger in the Labyrinth. Guess who?

There's art with this story!

Reunion

Rated M--for language and war content

A dated piece for Veteran's Day dedicated to all service people serving overseas and war veterans, including those who support our troops overseas in combat situations as well as to the families of said troops and veterans. Companion sidebar to Brick by Brick and As I Am.

The Bestest

Rated K +

Just a drabble from Jareth's point of view on the missed opportunities of mentorship/fatherhood.

I Wish

Rated T

Inspired by a portrait of the Gobin King by the artist known as ~G672on DeviantArt, go check it out and her gallery. Pretty awesome stuff there.

What would Jareth wish for? Hmmm...

Witches' Rites

Rated T--for character death and descriptive nudity

Just a bit of fluff and angst for Halloween. It started as a string of dialogue between a human and a Fae concerning the nature of energy and magick. I wanted to write it and couldn't find an Original Story section on FanFiction. So, with a little bit of finagling, I managed to get it in.

Words

Rated K +

Just a triabble brought on by hormonal angst. Oy.

Daiaynou

Rated K

Inspired by a portrait of Sarah by lily-fox on DeviantArt entitled The Trophy. It earned the Daily Deviation for FanArt on February 12, 2008

Blame It On The Weather

Rated T

Inspired laterally by Pika-la-cynique's Here's the Day.... When I saw that feather sitting there on her desk, I envisioned it floating down as a reflection in the mirror before coming to a rest in front of the orb. How come a feather was floating down? Then, I had a vision of Jareth, standing in front of his own mirror (is he looking at his reflection or at Sarah looking at her reflection with the crystal on her desk?) and running a hand through his hair. Pulling his hand away in irritation, he looks at it and waggles his fingers to rid them of any loose strands of hair. And so, the birth of a oneshot.

Hunting the Gowk

Rated K

Wolfish Oro suggested that I continue Blame It On The Weather or something in that vein; so, here's another comedy piece. A bit more slapstick, though.

The Winner

Rated K+

I wanted to try writing in a more descriptive style and decided to try to drag out the simple act of making a cup of tea before bed. It also explores Hoggle's relationships with the main characters after Sarah's encounter with him in the Labyrinth.

The Reality of Memories

Rated K+

Written for rhymerslog over at LiveJournal for the Summer Fic Exchange at In Search of New Dreams. Basically, the moderator gives you three prompts, provided by your recipient, for you to write a story about. Rhymerslog's prompts were:

1. Karen and Robert (Sarah's stepmother and father) discuss the relationship between Sarah and Toby. (This can go any way you want it to.)

2. Sarah, while babysitting Toby again, notices his beloved Lancelot is missing.

3. Ludo comes to visit Sarah, only to have her Stepmother walk in and spy the shaggy beast.

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The Unseen by mairzy reviews
*CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN* We can fall in love with a dream, but can a dream fall in love with a dreamer? The story of Jareth and Sarah continues with a new player in the Labyrinth. . .
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/4/2001 - Jareth, Sarah, Hoggle
Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Perspective by Nonsuch reviews
I'm gonna live my dreams, I won't let no one hold me back. People will try to stop me, you can bet on that, but they'll fail. They'll fail so badly I'll be able to sit back and laugh at them. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sarah - Complete
Underground by Team Bonet reviews
Once Upon a Time, there lived a man who did not believe in magic. But something believed in him. Inspired by the video for "Underground," this is the story of how a mortal man became Jareth, The Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jareth, Hoggle - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by DustyDreamer reviews
One of the things I get asked over and over again is ‘Why a peach?’: Let me tell you now there is something not many people know about peaches...'
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Jareth - Complete
Under Pressure by Cyprith reviews
Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Pieces of Puzzles by Ripper101 reviews
Toby was always fond of a good story and Sarah always indulged him. But fantasy can't be pleasant when it becomes reality. And who's to say reality is everything it's cracked up to be? Warnings for slash, potential violence & dark themes that may offend.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,489 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
Thrice Upon a Time by Subtilior reviews
Sarah has moved to a new city, and stumbles across the Goblin King one cold night. She never thought she'd see him again - and she's not happy to have him on her turf. They argue, and they make a bet in lieu of a date. What will come of it? Read on!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,658 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
FaeMail: Behind the Scenes by marti-n-danika reviews
A compliment to Fwd: Fwd: FaeMail. A glimpse at what really happens between the characters of FaeMail, before they put their own unique spin on events. Completely unnecessary to the reading of FaeMail itself. Just for fun.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,903 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Live from the Labyrinth by Fey Halfkin reviews
Livejournal challenges that would be a shame to forget. All are stand alone fics I hope will entertain and amuse you. Uploaded in order of the Challenge so I favor the later chapters myself.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Jareth
The Price of Dreams by KnifeEdge reviews
Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Its a piece of cake by El loopy reviews
And why exactly does Jareth hate cake so much? Well his elvin psychiatrist is about to find out. Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Hoggle, Jareth - Complete
Erlkönig by Subtilior reviews
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Please read and respond!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
In a Glass, Darkly by Subtilior reviews
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ... Pika's Reverse Illustration Challenge.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,544 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
What You Wish For by Kitty Rasputin reviews
What will Sarah do when the Goblin King shows up? What will he do? JS THE END
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,100 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Complete
Syndrome by Evan Ashling reviews
Sarah discovers Jareth posing as a glam rocker in the Aboveground and their rocky relationship develops, but things are not always what they seem. They are faced with a very real problem: Who is the goblin king?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,193 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
A New Life by Elissa Alejandra reviews
Sarah has been accepted to a prestigious acting academy in the city of Metropolis, where she falls for a new man in her life. But the Goblin King is never far behind...
Crossover - Labyrinth & Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,148 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Wedding Dress For Sale by Ergott reviews
At 15 she hadn't thought anything of it. At 17 she thought that it was just bad luck. At 20 she wondered if maybe it was her. At 22 she thought that she was cursed. At 24 Sarah Williams vanished. [Counterpoint now up.] JS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Labrys by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
It's been 15 years since Sarah's journey through the Labyrinth. Toby mysteriously goes missing, and Sarah is left putting the pieces of the puzzle together. Was it his choice? Or, did someone else call the shots?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,431 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Albert Einstein once said that a person starts to live when he can live outside himself. Can Jareth? Will he? JxS.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,599 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Something Fuzzy this Way Comes by orientalbunny reviews
A light hearted look into Jareth and Sarah’s predicament inside fanfiction. Happy Valentine's Day! A Oneshot!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Til Death Do Us Part: I Love You by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
TDDUP COMPANION 1st oneshot of series. Jareth's first Valentines Day. A history lesson and a lesson of the heart! Fluffy fluff. Love love. ENJOY!
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Life before Sarah? by Nonsuch reviews
Jareth did not have a happy life before Sarah, no, his life mainly consisted of listening to his psycotic horse loving cousin and trying to deal with the total and utter illiteracy of his subjects. But then Sarah came... FINAL CHAPTER UP! COMPLETE!
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
The Labyrinth Lounge by R. H. Jones reviews
So, between fics, they all wait in this little room. Now Jareth is getting real tired of singing that song, and he really just wants a nap...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
What You Wish For by KnifeEdge reviews
Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,294 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Complete
Tears Of A Goblin King by Lattelady reviews
COMPLETED J-S romance - When the movie ended they weren't together. But the story doesn't end there, nor did it begin when Sarah wished Toby away. This is their love story and how they finally got it right.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,270 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Take Me Away by Kei Tree reviews
CH 11 UP FINISHED! Sarah Williams had dealt with enough of life's blows. So she decided its time for a new life. Enter one Goblin King and the words that started it all... Take me away!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Complete
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Brick By Brick reviews
She turned his world upside down, collapsed a castle and tore something out of his soul. Now, he's going to return the favor. Rated for language and mild mature content.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
The Reality of Memories reviews
The Williams' are going out for their Christmas 'date'. Guess who is left to babysit?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sarah, Toby - Complete
The Winner reviews
COMPLETE ONE-SHOT. In every contest, there can only be one winner. If Jareth lost everything and Sarah lost her childhood fantasies, who won?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hoggle - Complete
Hunting the Gowk reviews
COMPLETE ONE-SHOT. In order to get back into the King's good graces, Jareth has decided to be generous to Hoggle and send him on a quest. Little does Hoggle know of Jareth's intentions.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Blame It On The Weather reviews
COMPLETE ONESHOT. Ah, Spring! When a young girl's thoughts turn to love and a Goblin King's thoughts turn to...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
That's What Friends Are For reviews
COMPLETE! We all know what Sarah was doing for thirteen hours in the Underground. What was Jareth doing during that time? Maurasoon's point of view.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,274 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Daiaynou reviews
To the winner the spoils go. Inspired by a portrait of Sarah by Lily-Fox on DeviantArt. Please go to my profile page for the direct link.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Words reviews
COMPLETE-ONESHOT. In the beginning...
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Reunion reviews
RATED M FOR LANGUAGE AND WAR CONTENT. SIDEBAR TO THE MAURASOON SERIES. COMPLETE. Under severe duress, even the bravest say the wrong things.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Witches' Rites reviews
COMPLETE ONESHOT. Rated T for character death. The Veil between the worlds is thinnest on Samhain. Sarah trys to contact Jareth and someone has to pay the price.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
I Wish reviews
COMPLETE. ONESHOT. Jareth's point of view. Based on a portrait by G672 found at DeviantArt. http:g672.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Bestest reviews
COMPLETE ONESHOT: A story for all those Jareth Toby fans. IT'S NOT SLASH, I PROMISE !
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
A Mother's Perspective reviews
It's not who or what you think! Leave all expectations after the disclaimer.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete