I just wanted a slurpee. I guess that was just too much to ask for... In which an antisocial nerd gets whammied into a fictional universe's protagonist and proceeds to abuse magic for fun and profit. But first, he has to figure out how to, you know, *use* magic.

Sequel to "The Other Champion": The events of the Triwizard Tournament have left the wizarding world in a lurch. New bonds will be made, old ones will be tested, and with the Ministry behaving like ostriches, the occupants of Hogwarts will face their biggest test yet this year. The time has come to choose between what is easy...and what is right.

We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

She's always there for him. She knows him better than anyone else. She's his wonder.