What is up people? I dare you to read through my whole profile! It is so verily long!

I love this site. It is like so awesomely awesome! I love writing. I LLOOOOOVVVEEE Twilight by Stephanie Meyer even moree! It rox my sox!! I think it's a lot better than New Moon but New Moon is still a freakin awesome book i'm just saying that i like Twilight better.

Did you guys know that we can only send 24 private messages a day?! I did NOT know that. Well, until a few minutes ago, but still! What kinda BS is that?! Not awesome...

Yay!! Aren't you guys freaking glad that the alerts and stuffs are working again! I am so happy about that!

Don't worry. I'm not trying to spam you guys or whatever. Just click on them!

ClickMe!

ClickMeToo!

What does spam stand for anyways?...like...sexy pimps are money-makers?...ok...whatever.

My name is Lynn =)

My birthday is November 3rd.

I live in Palmdale.

I'm hyper.

Dislikes: Uh...I'm a lover. I don't hate...but disliking and hating are two very different things! So I don't like...my english teacher and all of her uneeded work and sadistic ways...and I also don't like her subject. I mean i used to love it but then she went and killed it by overloading me with work. I also don't like people who downsize me or don't think much of me because I'm little or whatever. There is no excuse. I am as much of a human as you are! Grr... So I also don't like smelly boys, stupid boys, smelly stupid boys or naked mole rats shudder. I don't like AlmondJoy or those sour patch kids candy thingie. Those are gross first of all and second of all those commercials SCARE THE SHIT OUTTA ME!! I mean, how would you like it if you woke up with half of your hair gone and this freakish red gummy candy standing in the corner of your room with scissors and your hair! It's weird!

Likes: I LOVE Twilight and Edward Cullen and my homies skilletz bizkits! And Reese's! Oh my gosh! I love those!! And I love Edward Cullen and I love very hott boys. I also love very funny boys. I love very hott funny boys. And Edward Cullen... And my cell phone. and...The rest of the Cullen family and...Jacob too. Idk why everyone makes him seem like a bad guy. I love him! And vampires and green. Like neon green and Edward Cullen and writing and reading. Those are the only two things that I like in the area of english. and Edward Cullen!! Did I mention him already?

Music is a major love. I can't live without it! The radio in my room is on 24/7. 365 days a year and all 8,760 hours of it.

I love music like My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Rancid, The Ramones, The Dead Kennedies, the Cramps, The Clash, The Sex Pistols and Mickey Avalon. and a few other people but there's too many to list but just so you know, they are all freakin awesome!

I love these songs:

Jane Fonda by Mickey Avalon

Photograph by Weezer (This song is way awesome. It gets stuck in your head realy quickly)

We are all on Drugs by Weezer

Here it Goes Again by Ok Go (They are pretty good but I love this song in particular)

To Be Loved by Papa Roach

Human Fly by the Cramps

Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash

Rock the Casbah by the Clash

No Feeling by The Sex Pistols

Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistol (Gotta be one of my favorite songs)

When the Punks go Marching in by Abrasive Wheels

Jackie Onassis by Human Sexual Response

Hell Yes by The Alkaline Trio

Ha Ha Ha by Flipper (I love this song. I just think it's really funny)

Sheena is a Punk Rocker by the Ramones ( flippin awesoooome!)

Judy is a Punk by the Ramones

Suzy is a Headbanger by The Ramones ( xD I love their songs.)

I wanna be Sedated by the Ramones

The KKK Took My Baby Away by -you guessed it- The Ramones (I think this song is funny...)

Rock 'N' Roll High School by the Ramones

Teenage Lobotomy by the Ramones

Beat on the Brat by the Ramones

Tropical London by Rancid

Time Bomb by Rancid (Love love LOVE it!)

Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish

He Wants me Back by Dance Hall Crashers

Holiday in Cambodia by the Dead Kennedies

Drown you Out by Crossfade

to be short I just totally love music. anything besides pop, rap, country, r&b and techno and like yeah. I think that pretty much leaves rock and punk and ska...It's ok. Because punk, rock and ska are totally awesome.

:D

Tired of my friends...note to self: get new ones.

Man. It's been awhile since anyone's updated and then outta nowhere, BAM! Thirty bajillion emails saying that people updated. so I thought maybe I should update and guess what? I'm going to!! ...eventually...

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I don't even need sugar!)

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Tata tots tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (Maybe to you, I am random but my thoughts make perfect sense to me!)

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If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Damn straight!)

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not only do I not watch these dumbass shows religiously, I don't watch them at all! Mwahaha!)

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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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You, know all of the thingers up there are true about me... I think that's kinda funny...haha! Don't you want to join in my laughter?...guess not...

Hey hey! For all of you who are kind enough to actually take time outta your busy fanfiction reading lives to look at my profile, I might be either adding chapters to Bella Dances and Rosalie's Little Dilema or making sequels because I checked and there were actually people who put the stories on alert...even though I've already said that they were oneshots... Kay well just letting all of you all know so that you can read the sequels or new chapters when they come out... Thanks much for favoriting me and putting me on alert! That's supporting me right theres! It makes me feel so authorish! You guys rock the casbah stone hard! xD You guys know that casbah is like old Arabs or something or other... Well...I don't really get why you would tell your readers that they rock the casbah...they rock old Arabs? Yeah, didn't think so. I'll just say that my bombin readers and awesome supporters rox my sox off stone hard! Damn right you guys do! xD Thanks again all you awesome peoples out there!

Pictures!!:

Bella

Tristan Isn't he hott?...Well, I think he is... O.o

Jason

Elizabeth

Vincent

Kristen (just imagine her with really light brown hair instead)(Little kids are so cute except for when they open up their mouths and sound comes out and when they get in your way or they are ugly. In that case, they are not cute!!)

Aiden

Aaron

Edward

Alice

Jasper

Emmett (I like this Emmett alot more than Stephanie Meyer's)

Rosalie

Carlisle

Esme

Here is the guy who broke Bella's heart. :(

Daniel

Tristan's Hummer (Hummer h3)

Tristan's Truck (Toyota FTX truck- just imagine it black)

Bella's Car (ferrari F430 Spyder)

Bella's Other Car (2007 Audi TT Coupe 3.2 quattro)

Aaron's Lexus (Lexus SC430- Just imagine it white...)

Aaron's other car(Porsche carrera gt)

Jason's Car (Mercedes Benz SLK 55)

Edward's Car (Volvo S60R- This is the same one that Stephanie Meyer used on her site it's just a different more silver color!)

Rosalie's Car (BMW M3 convertible)

Emett'sCar (Jeep Wrangler)

Carlisle's Car (Mercedes S55 AMG)

Elizabeth can't have a car and neither can Vincent, Aiden and Kristen-they are too young. Maybe if I find a really cool car that I like then I will give it to Elizabeth.

I know that some of you guys are lazy and I am too most of the time but it would mean so much to me if you guys would just take like a minute to review my story. Please?!

These are my favoritest reviews and I am so proud of them: (WARNING!! MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS TO STORY!! THIS IS YOUR WARNING! IF YOU GO AND READ IT AND SPOIL THE STORY FOR YOURSELF THAT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT.)

(It's for Bella Dances?)

And Bella did never handle sugar well ;). I love how you spun out one idea--Bella, dancing--into this cute one shot. First, the suspense: what is she actually doing? With Bella, the first thought is trouble. We enjoy Edward's almost parodic confusion, and Bella's keen embarrassment at being caught by her perfect Edward, whom, I might add, dances much better :P. Then, like a glossy ribbon on a perfect present, you packaged this deal with engaging dialogue, perfect down to the last line.

I don't like author's notes that much either--especially when people post them THROUGHOUT the chapter. Don't worry, your little note didn't bother me--I can understand why you were hesitant, since it was only a small one shot...but, we could do with some less angsty stories every so often.

-Daimios

Isn't that just the best review ever?! I love it so much! xD

And if you guys haven't noticed, I do make up words...xD It makes everything so much more fun!!